Hoff 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2005 COLE Welcome back to HeldDown, everyone. Now folks, I've been informed that due to a flight mix-up, CSI will not be here tonight. CABOOSE That's a shame, I would have liked to see how my main man Stevens was doing. COLE Well, good news for you, Caboose! Chris Stevens called us from his cell phone, and said that he will be here, with ALL of CSI, INCLUDING Brock Ausstin, NEXT WEEK! COACH Well damn! All right! CABOOSE Get well, Chris. [color=silver][b]*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~!*[/b][/color] "YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" "Black" hits the arena speakers and the crowd comes to life! The fans are buzzing in anticipation...and OUT STEPS HOFF! The big man looks like a million bucks in his "H" t-shirt and jeans, a winning smile on his face. Hoff lets out a ROAR that sends shockwaves through the crowd! COLE LISTEN TO THIS OVATION!! Hoff walks down the aisle, nodding at the cheering fans. The big man stops about halfway down the aisle, grabbing a sign that reads "HOFF 1:23" in big letters. Hoff smiles and holds the sign high overhead, reminding the world of his victory over Drek Stone. CABOOSE I can't believe this. Last Sunday was the greatest miscarriage of justice I have ever seen. COLE Caboose... CABOOSE NO! Hoff robbed Drek Stone of a victory that was rightfully his. COACH A victory? How do you figure that, playa? CABOOSE Come on! Drek Stone outwrestled Hoff the entire match, and Hoff only won because he used dirty tricks. COLE What are you talking about? Hoff had Drek Stone's number the entire match! CABOOSE Because of the dirty tricks! COLE In any event, Hoff scored a pinfall victory over Drek Stone last Sunday at the Great Angle Bash, gaining some measure of revenge! Hoff finishes his stride to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, climbing to his feet and hopping onto the ropes! The crowd screams their lungs out as Hoff throws his fist into the air, setting off flashbulbs across the arena! The big man poses for the people, then hops off the buckle, smiling as he grabs a mic. "HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!" HOFF Welcome. "TO THE FUTURE!!" HOFF And Drek Stone...now you know. The future has arrived. "YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!" HOFF And every time you look in the mirror, I want you to remember that I have your number. Anytime...anyplace...I OWN you. "YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!" HOFF Now. On...to the Battlebowl. The fans buzz at the mention of the event. HOFF You see, I told the world that if I had to, I would go through each and every superstar in this locker room to get my title shot. Well, this Monday, the Fourth of July, I'll get that chance. At the Battlebowl, it's me and 31 other men, face to face, in this ring, winner take all. The prize: a shot at the World Heavyweight Title. "YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!" HOFF And that means one thing, and one thing only. Everybody else better get out of my way, or you are going to get hurt. Because I promise you....I [i]promise[/i] you...I am walking out of Battlebowl the number one contender. Now, Axel... The name of Axel gets a HUGE reaction...but not all positive! Several fans are jeering the name of the two-time World Champion, while the core remains faithful to the Dark One. HOFF Axel, I don't know where you stand...and frankly, I don't care. If you're with Drek, or against him...that's your business. I don't want any part of this war. All I want is the belt around your waist. And after Battlebowl, I am coming for you. You and me, Axel. Your date with destiny. And in the end, there can only be one. Enjoy your title, my friend. Enjoy it while you can. Hoff flips the mic down and exits to huge cheers as "Black" kicks in again! COLE Strong words from Hoff. Folks, Battlebowl will be LIVE this Monday, so join us then! And we've got a lot more HeldDOWN to come, so stay tuned! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
