Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2005 (edited) BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for the OAOAST World Tag Team championship! It is set for one fall. CUE: "Chase" by Giorgio Moroder "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The New New Midnight Express and Jim Cornette appear before the hostile crowd. They jog down the aisle. Sarcastic Simon's midsection heavily taped up due to his injured ribs. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers. Accompanied to the ring by their manager Jim Cornette; they are the former two-time tag team champions of the world, Sarcastic Simon and Narcissistic... THE NEW NEW MIDNIGHT EXPRESS! COLE As the New New Midnight Express make their way to the ring, let's take a look back at what happened last week between these two teams. [QUOTE] [b]LAST WEEK[/B] The Boiz slide out of the ring and grab the belts from Michael Buffer at ringside. Partly disappointed about having to endure more pain in title defenses, but happy they keep going to the pay window. The Marv and Hell Mel run up the aisle slapping hands with the fans and hugging each other, clutching the tag titles tightly. They raise the belts on the rampway and are then attacked by the NEW NEW MIDNIGHT EXPRESS! COLE Damn them! Sarcastic Simon and Narcissistic Ned beating the Sk8ter Boiz with their own tag team titles, damnit. The Heavenly Rockers and Holly rush to the Boiz' aid, running off the NNMX and Cornette, but the damage has been done. The New New Midnight Express have sent a message to the World Tag Team champions.[/QUOTE] COLE (Voice-Over) Great. What do you want? CABOOSE (V.O.) Probably not an autograph. We cut away from the highlights and back to the arena, where Jim Cornette and the New New Midnight Express have surrounded Sofa Central. Michael Cole is given a wireless microphone by the stage manager and stands up besides Cornette. James E. wraps his arm around Cole's neck, smiling. CORNETTE (giggling) I could watch those highlights all day, couldn't you, Michael Cole? COLE (sarcastically) Oh, absolutely. So let's talk about last week then, Jim Cornette. In addition to calling the Heavenly Rockers "thugs"... CORNETTE And they are. COLE (CONT'D) ...you [i]bullied[/i] your way into a World Tag Team Title match by attacking the Sk8ter Boiz after successfully defending their World Tag Team Titles in a grueling Triple Threat match with the Sooner Bruisers and Heavenly Rockers. CORNETTE We didn't bully our way into anything, brother. If you'd had done your homework, Michael Cole, you would of remembered the New New Midnight Express were supposed to face the Sk8ter Boiz for the belts at the Great Angle Bash until the Heavenly Rockers thugged on Sarcastic Simon and put him out of action with a rib injury. And for once the OAOAST kept their word when they said the contract would be valid for a later date. Well, brother, unless you've been living under a rock in Stamford, Connecticut -- tonight is that date. CUE: Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" The crowd rise to their feet and cheer for the Sk8ter Boiz. The Marv and Hell Mel ride to the ring on their skateboards, slapping hands with many of the screaming fans as they past by. CORNETTE I'm glad these guys aren't old enough to drink; they'd fall off the wagon so many times they'd end up lookin' like Rocky Dennis. COLE What a terrible thing to say. You're talking about the World Tag Team champions. You're talking about the team who have scored HUGE victories over the likes of Hell's Hitmen, the Sooner Bruisers, the Heavenly Rockers and not to mention your New New Midnight Express. CORNETTE Eventually, even a blind squirrel will find an acorn. And Sarcastic Simon and Narcissistic Ned -- twin sons from different mothers -- are tired of that blind squirrel running around in their yard, taunting them with their property. I'm the BB gun, and the Midnights are the BBs. We're putting that squirrel out of its misery. The Midnights are gonna take care of business tonight. COLE Easier said than done. COACH The Marv and Hell Mel may end up thanking James E. if that comes true. They're tired of the pain, you know. COLE Pain is temp-- CABOOSE Don't give us that cliche. Jim Cornette climbs onto the ring apron and confers in the corner with the New New Midnight Express. At the other side of the ring, the Boiz give a thumbs up to a young fan ringside and remove their belts, handing them over to Hall of Fame U.K. referee Miles Manchester. Miles holds the belts up in the center of the ring for all to see, taking them over and giving the NNMX an up close look. Simon, Ned and Cornette looking very confident. The belts are handed over to Michael Buffer and the bell is called for. * DING DING * Narcissistic Ned and The Marv will start for their teams. Collar-and-elbow tie-up into a side headlock takeover by The Marv. Headscissors applied by Narcissistic Ned. The Marv rising to his feet and floating on top of Ned. Blanchard bridges up and nails Marv in the gut with a kneelift, following up with a double underhook suplex. Cover made. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT. The Marv and Narcissistic Ned trade roles, with Ned taking Marv over with the side headlock and Marv headscissoring Ned. Blanchard floats onto The Marv, the 165 pound co-holder of the World tag team championship showing a great deal of strength by bridging up with his 235 pound challenger. Narcissistic Ned wraps his leg around Marv's to prevent himself from going down in a backslide. HELL MEL enters the ring. He hits the ropes and then Narcissistic Ned with a DROPKICK, which allows The Marv to drop down and finish off the BACKSLIDE. COLE In recent weeks we've talked about how the Boiz have been pulling off wins out of nowhere. Nearly saw another there. ONE... TWO... NO! Both men rush to be the first back on their feet -- and it's Narcissistic Ned. Blanchard takes Marv down with a vicious diving larait, Marv's head snapping off the mat. Blanchard picks Marv up and rams him into the top turnbuckle. The Handsome Hustler brutalizing Marv in the corner with a combination of rights and karate kicks to the body. Narcissistic Ned whips Marv to the opposite corner and charges after him, Marv grabbing the top rope and leaping over the top, waistlocking Blanchard from behind and rolling back! ONE... TWO... TH-- NO! Ned kicks forward and sends The Marv running to the corner, Marv leaping onto the second turnbuckle and catching Narcissistic Ned sitting back up with a SPRINGBOARD LEGDROP! The cover! ONE... TWO... COLE NO, Ned kicks out! Blanchard lunges forward, and is taken over with an armdrag. He gets back up and is taken over again. Armwringer applied, Marv twisting the arm and clamping on an armbar. The Marv brings Ned over to the Boiz' corner, and a tag is made. Hell Mel comes off the top with a SHOOTING STAR DOUBLE AXEHANDLE onto the outstretched arm of Narcissistic Ned's. COLE The Handsome Hustler walking away, rubbing and shaking his left arm. The Boiz continuing focusing on the arm, re-applying the armbar. CABOOSE I normally don't give the Sk8ter Boiz credit, but notice how Hell Mel is keeping his head down and legs apart. He's keeping himself from being caught in a vulnerable position, such as an elbow to the head or a single-leg takedown. Very sound statergy from a usually unsound team. COLE There you go. You just had to get in a shot at the Sk8ter Boiz, didn't you? CABOOSE It's an impluse. COACH The Sk8ter Boiz are great athletics, no doubt about it, Mikey. But when it comes down to the nitty-gritty, baby, that's when the experience of the NNMX will come into play. Ned counters into a hammerlock, but not long after Hell Mel counters Ned's counter with a drop toehold into a side headlock. Mel fired off to the ropes. Narcissistic Ned leapfrogs over, Mel waits for him to turn around and levels the Handsome Hustler with a leg lariat. Narcissistic Ned shoots down Hell Mel's dropkick, swiping his feet away. Ned locks on a front facelock applied and drags Mel to his corner, making the tag to "Sarcastic" Simon Singleton. As Simon gets one foot into the ring, Hell Mel frees himself and gives Simon and Ned a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Both Midnights stumble around the ring, as The Marv re-enters the fray and along with brother Hell Mel execute a pair of HURANCANRANAS on the New New Midnight Express! Simon and Ned rise back to their feet near the ropes and are clotheslined over the top to the arena floor! Jim Cornette makes his way over to his fallen team and helps them up, then leaves them high and dry as the Boiz swing over the top rope and crash onto the Midnights with stereo TOPES (cross bodyblocks). COLE Oh, my! The crowd is on their feet. The World tag team champions putting on quite a showing here tonight. Hell Mel brings Sarcastic Simon back inside the ring with a SUPLEX from the apron! Sarcastic Simon landing on his back and more importantly, on those injured ribs. Snapmare takeover into a bodyscissors. COLE The Boiz continuing to impress with their wrestling development. CABOOSE It's been a while since I've had one of these applied on me. Very painful maneuver. It works over the ribs, making it very hard to breathe. COACH The Coach begs to differ, 'Boosey. I was in this position last night, except the girl was facing me and enjoying it as much as I was. Sarcastic Simon hammers Hell Mel with elbows to the side of the face, breaking free from the bodyscissors but the damage done. Sarcastic Simon charges with a clothesline, Hell Mel rolling through and jumping on Simon's shoulders, taking him down with a VICTORY ROLL that only gets two. Hell Mel with an Irish whip -- but it's reversed. Mel leaps onto the middle rope and springs back with a reverse back elbow that knocks Singleton off his feet. Hell Mel follows up with a STANDING MOONSAULT! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Sarcastic Simon sent to the ropes. Blind tag made by the New New Midnight Express. Hell Mel goes up for a HURRICARANA, but Singleton counters into a POWERBOMB! Narcissistic Ned positions himself in the center of the ring apron, as Sarcastic Simon hooks Mel's legs under his arms and CATAPULTS him to the ropes. Narcissistic Ned springboards to the top and drills Hell Mel with a SIDEKICK, sending Mel straight back onto Simon's knees! Mel rolls onto his stomach, clutching his lower back with one hand, his jaw with the other. Ned comes in and rolls Mel over. The cover. ONE... TWO... TH-- NO, SHOULDER UP! COLE I don't know how he did it... CABOOSE He got the shoulder up. COLE (CONT'D) ...but Hell Mel managed to muster up whatever bit of strength he had left to kick out of that. You know he's dazed, and yet he still kicked out. Heart of a champion. COACH You may call it the heart of a champion, M.C. -- The Coach calls it stupidity. The Boiz have been on record saying they can't wait until the day they lose the gold. They should of followed their own advice and taken the dive COLE Whatever they say outside the ring is thrown out once they're inside. Once you're in the ring the competitive spirit kicks in and your first goal is to win. COACH You think when guys are choosen to fight Mike Tyson, they're doing it because they think they can win? CABOOSE The way Tyson fights nowadays, probably yes. COACH Nuh-uh. They're doing it because of the money. Money first, winning second. * CHOP * "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" * CHOP * "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Narcissistic Ned mockingly grabs his chest in pain. Hell Mel with a forearm smash to the face, causing Blanchard to grab his face with both hands, leaving his chest wide open... * CHOP * "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" * CHOP * "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" * CHOP * "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Narcissistic Ned grabbing his chest in pain for real now. Sarcastic Simon reaches over the top rope and grabs a handful of Hell Mel's hair, slamming him to the mat. A tag is made and Sarcastic Simon comes back in. He scoopes Hell Mel up and slams him in the center of the ring. The Sultan of Sarcasm goes up to the top and MISSES the elbow drop! COLE Hell Mel rolled out of the way just in time. Now can he make the tag? Hell Mel crawls on his belly to his corner and... ....makes the tag! The Marv coming in and taking down both Midnights with rapid spin heel kicks, dropkicks and clotheslines. Sarcastic Simon whipped to the ropes. Now joined by Hell Mel, the Boiz waistlock Singelton on the rebound and lift him up in the air for a DOUBLE BEARHUG! Sarcastic Simon screaming in pain, as the Boiz squeeze their arms together. The Boiz see Narcissistic Ned coming at them and release the bearhug as he nears, SHOVING Blanchard right into Sarcastic Simon! The two, particularly Simon, hitting hard in the corner. Blanchard stumbles out and is caught with a double Japanese armdrag, then with a double dropkick that sends him through the ropes and onto the apron. COACH Narcissistic Ned must feel like he's in some bizzare Spearmint Gum commerical. Instead of "double your please, double your fun", it's "double everything and pain." The Boiz pull Sarcastic Simon out of the corner and whip him to the far side of the ring. High elevated DOUBLE HIP TOSS! Hell Mel double stomps Sarcastic Simon, keeps his feet on Simon's stomach and stomps on it some more, as if he's an outdoorsmen log rolling. The Boiz each grab a leg and make a wish -- DOUBLE WISHBONE! They somersault over to the NNMX corner and deck Narcissistic Ned off the apron with a right hand, upsetting Jim Cornette who turns his back to the ring and kicks the guardrail. Hurting his foot! The Boiz swing over the top rope to the floor and each plant a KISS on Cornette's cheek! Cornette flipping out when he sees who kissed him. CABOOSE How disgusting. The Marv jumps on the apron and climbs up to the top, delivering a CORKSCREW THESZ PRESS onto Sarcastic Simon. The crowd rise to their feet as the referee goes down to count. ONE... TWO... TH-- NO, NED WITH THE SAVE! COLE (gasps) Oh, I thought he had it! Sk8ter Boiz with the tag. Ned throws Marv in the corner. Blanchard once again using his karate skills to punish The Marv. But Marv fights back! He fights out of the corner with punches and chops. He goes for a home run swing but misses, Ned ducking the right and hitting Marv with an atomic drop. Roundhouse kick to the back of the head sends Marv falling onto the second rope. Narcissistic Ned buries the knee onto the back of the neck, choking Marv on the middle rope. The referee escorts Ned back to his corner, leaving Jim Cornette and Sarcastic Simon to work over The Marv. Cornette grabbing Marv's head and pulling it down against the middle rope. Sarcastic Simon off the second turnbuckle with a legdrop across the back of the head. Marv falls back inside the ring, holding his throat while Hell Mel goes off on Miles for missing what was happening behind him. The fans EXPLODE, as the HEAVENLY ROCKERS and HOLLY-WOOD make their presence at ringside. COLE It's the Heavenly Rockers! The Heavenly Rockers are here! They're here. Live. CABOOSE In no way should they be allowed to stay. They aren't involved in this match. COACH I guess now would be a perfect time to mention the Heavenly Rockers and Holly-Wood will be performing live at the Staples Center this weekend. Tickets on sale now at the box office. The action in the ring has stopped. All turning their attention to Synth, Logan and Holly. Jim Cornette hiding behind Narcissistic Ned, holding tightly onto his right leg. The Heavenly Rockers grab a couple of chairs and take a seat ringside. Holly sitting seductively on Logan's lap. Narcissistic Ned not liking that. He begins grinding against the ropes, simulating some mature situations on the second turnbuckle. With everyone distracted, the identical twin Boiz pull a DOUBLE SWITCH~! Sarcastic Simon walks over to who he believes is The Marv, but is now Hell Mel after the switch-a-roo. Cover made. ONE... TWO... TH-- Hell Mel rolls a stunned Simon over! ONE... TWO... THREE! "YEEEEAAAAHHHH!" NO! KICKOUT! "AWWWWWWWW!" Narcissistic Ned enters. 2-on-1 attack. The Heavenly Rockers and Holly leading the crowd in support for the Boiz. The camera becoming wobbly from the clapping and stomping of the feet inside the arena. The Marv returns. He spins Sarcastic Simon around and pops him one good. Same for Narcissistic Ned. COACH Pier-six brawl, fellas. COLE Both teams are slugging it out inside the ring. The referee doesn't seem to have a clue to as who are the legal men. Oh, Blanchard RAKES the eyes. Damn him! The Marv thrown over the top rope -- but he lands on the apron and springboards to the top. MISSLE DROPKICK! Oh, my, what a dropkick. Narcissistic Ned sent all the way across the ring, he ends up rolling on his back and out through the middle and bottom rope. Referee Miles Manchester grabs The Marv and orders him out. Jim Cornette uses this as his opportunity to thrown in his TENNIS RACKET to Sarcastic Simon! COLE No! That damn mama's boy has just given that loaded racket to Sarcastic Simon. It cannot end like this. The crowd murmers in excitement and fear. Sarcastic Simon positions himself near the corner, tapping the racket on the canvas. Synth jumps on the apron and rips the racket out of Simon's hands. The two exchanging words. A struggle ensues, with Sarcastic Simon reaching for the racket. Synth shoves Singleton back and WHALLOPS him upside the head with the racket! CABOOSE This is how it cannot end, Cole. At least the Midnights didn't use the racket. Sarcastic Simon staggers towards mid-ring and walks right into a TILT-A-WHIRL ROCK BOTTOM! Logan and Holly waistlock Narcissistic Ned and Jim Cornette respectively from behind. ONE... TWO... THREE! "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" * DING DING DING DING * Logan and Holly let go of Cornette and Ned, who jump into the ring and watch with Simon as the Heavenly Rockers celebrate with the still World tag team champions, the Sk8ter Boiz. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners and STILL OAOAST World Tag Team champions... THE SK8TER BOIZ! CABOOSE No! What a joke that is. COLE The Sk8ter Boiz have retained their titles. And we'll be back with more action on TSM. Stay with us. [b][SIZE=7][COLOR=orange]HeldDOWN[/COLOR]~![/SIZE] [COLOR=blue]Winners and Still Champions: The Sk8ter Boiz[/COLOR] SUNDAY NIGHT JULY 31st [COLOR=red]LICENSE TO PIN[/COLOR][/b] Edited July 7, 2005 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
