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COLE
Fans, we still have more great action to come here tonight. In a few moments we're going to hear from the former World Heavyweight Champion Tony Brannigan. Before we do, an incident occurred over the weekend involving the Heavenly Rockers that has resulted in the New New Midnight Express being held off OAOAST television. Footage of the incident was captured on a fan's camcorder and is currently being sealed until officials complete their investigation. We hope to have more information -- and hopefully the video -- for you next week. 

Right now we're going to hear from Tony Brannigan. It was just two weeks ago, at the Great Angle Bash, that Drek Stone and the Global Party XChange helped Axel defeat Brannigan for the World Title. One could argue that if it weren't for the involvement of Stone and the GPX Tony Brannigan would still be the World Champion. All previous interview attempts have been denied...until now. Let's hear these pre-recorded comments. 

TONY
You must excuse me if I sound bitter...because [i]I AM[/i]! Everybody who saw the Great Angle Bash knows I am the uncrowned World Heavyweight Champion. I didn't lose my championship, it was stolen from me, thanks in large part to Drek Stone and the GPX. For weeks Stone and the GPX have been whining about how they aren't getting their fair shake, how there's a glass ceiling, how me becoming World Champion killed whatever chance they had to rise up and take their spots at the top. I didn't bust my ass to lose the title like this. It took me 3 long years to acheive the goal every wrestler has when they enter this sport, and that's become World Heavyweight Champion. The OAOAST Title is the only championship in the world that makes every other belt look like a red-headed bastard stepchild. It's a World Title I may never have the opportunity to ever wrestle for again because of the enemies I've made in high places. Take Battlebowl for example. Can somebody explain to me why the hell I had to win Battlebowl to get another shot at the title I just held and lost under a controversial matter just a week before? Oh, but it gets even better. You see, I'm drawn a partner who doesn't even show up. In addition to that I'm supposed to face my fellow Original Elite and Black T partner Dan Black and one of the men who helped Axel beat me at the Bash after he sent out an S.O.S. -- Drek Stone. Stone then has his goons come out and attack with baseball bats and he get to advance to Battlebowl. I mean, what the hell?

Now Hoff, a guy who had to vacant the World Title 11 DAYS into his reign because of bum knee is the new #1 contender?! That's BS. As the last reigning World Champion I should be getting my rematch at License to Pin, but getting anything through Joise Baker's office at this time is like finding intelligent life-form in Washington. Or bad leadership. 

Axel, I don't know what's up with you, and frankly, I don't care, but you are walking around with stolen property. Champ -- and I lose that term loosely -- under Brannigan's Law stealing is a major offense, especially when the stolen property belongs to ME. 

Going back to Drek Stone and the GPX. You guys wanna get down and dirty? Well I got two guys who are more than willing to get down and dirty... 

The crowd ERUPTS as DAN BLACK and CWM appear on-screen. 

TONY 
Your dream came true at the Bash, but in the process you awoken your nightmare. We're not going to need baseball bats to kick your ass. We're not going to need to run you over with a monster truck. We just plan on kicking major ass. Where I come from, Hollywood, the remake is king. Well, boys, you're set to star in the lastest Hollywood remake produced by The Original Elite -- To Hell and Back! Payback is a bitch. Utterly proper considering you and the GPX are the biggest one's in the OAOAST.

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