CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2005 COLE (sighing) Okay folks, it's time for Brodie's interview from the sattalite. Now, I don't normally do this but parents, I might put the kids to bed. We all know how unpredictable this woman can be, as seen last week, so we strongly advise children to not watch this. (Cut to the videotron and to Brodie waiting) COLE Okay Brodie, first question... BRODIE Sorry Cole, this is going to be a one person interview. I don't need your bull(BLEEP) questions to say what I'm goin' to say. First off, this suspension is utter crap. This is wrestling! Damn, you introduce a little violence in a violent enviroment and you get punished? It's like suspending a baseball player for hitting homeruns! If that guy didn't want to get hurt, maybe he should have stayed the (BLEEP) away from the ring! COACH (muttering) Thank god for 7 second delays... BRODIE Aw, did he lose his eyesight? Tough (BLEEP). He should be god-damned grateful I didn't stab out both his eyes for getting in between me and Jenny! Oh, and Jenny? Watch you back (BLEEP), because that $7500 is mine! And wasn't it cute seeing Jenny so rageful last Thursday? Am I suppose to be scared of a girl who I outweighed when I was in elementary school because she got angry? (BLEEP) that (BLEEP). Isn't it just convienant that Jenny challenges me when I'm suspended? Oooooh, aren't you tough? Face it short stuff, you were just trying to save face. There is no way you'd meet me anywhere but a one-on-one straight up wrestling match. I'll give you that, you're a good wrestler. But tough? (BLEEP) no. You wouldn't have the guts. (The crowd suddenly cheers when they see the familiar figure of Jenny Adams emerging from the curtain) JENNY Try me. Brodie, I'll fight you anywhere, anytime, anyplace. I'm am SICK of you and your bully tactics! You don't think I have the guts? I don't think you do! So you know what I did? I went to Josie and told her that I wanted a match with you at License to Pin. Since you're suspended, it'll be unsanctioned! Josie and the OAOAST have NOTHING to do with this. It's just you and me Brodie, anything goes! BRODIE HA! You're on sweetheart. You think you can come out alive from this? Damn, you're making this me collecting money thing a whole lot (BLEEP)ing easier. We'll see what happens to you when you've got no rules to protect you. You're going to die (BLEEP). With that, Brodie rips off her microphone while the camera fades on Jenny's angry face... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
