I'll tell you your future, for one night only

[Matt Young 0]

I'm drinking heavily and watching the Ric Flair Collection while Black Sabbath plays in the background. Reply here or IM me at X Matt Young X on AIM and I will give you your fortune/future. I'll even call you to deliver it if you want. Free long distance.

 

This is all because Kotz went to sleep. Blame him.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I've already done this, but go for it.

[Guest BrokenWings]

Talking to Spoon seems to be far too high a priority of yours while drunk.

[Matt Young 0]

Wow, i did this?

 

I have only talked to Patrick once while drunk. He is a good friend of mine, though, and speaking to him definitely enhances the buzz.

[Guest StylesMark]

Dude, you're getting drunk while watching Ric Flair??? Do you know what PUSSY is? I'm sure it hasn't found you.

[NYU 0]

Yeah, dude. You should so, like, totally cut your wrists when you're drunk. It's killer.

[Matt Young 0]

Dude, you're getting drunk while watching Ric Flair???  Do you know what PUSSY is?  I'm sure it hasn't found you.

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Somebody hasn't seen my avatar or all the pictures I've posted of me with my girlfriend. Besides, did you notice what time I posted? There's not much going on at that time of night.

[NYU 0]

Oh, believe me Matt. It's been very difficult for any poster here to have NOT seen those pictures.

[Matt Young 0]

LOL... I like showing her off. She's wonderful.

[Guest StylesMark]

Dude, you're getting drunk while watching Ric Flair???  Do you know what PUSSY is?  I'm sure it hasn't found you.

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Somebody hasn't seen my avatar or all the pictures I've posted of me with my girlfriend. Besides, did you notice what time I posted? There's not much going on at that time of night.

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Yeah, I've seen. I'm not impressed. I could post lots of pictures of "me" with chicks too.

 

Anyhow, just noting the oddity of everything you were doing at the time.

[Guest Vitamin X]

It is a tad excessive, dude.

[Mole 0]

I haven't seen her.

[Guest]

Dude, you're getting drunk while watching Ric Flair???  Do you know what PUSSY is?  I'm sure it hasn't found you.

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Somebody hasn't seen my avatar or all the pictures I've posted of me with my girlfriend. Besides, did you notice what time I posted? There's not much going on at that time of night.

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Yeah, I've seen. I'm not impressed. I could post lots of pictures of "me" with chicks too.

 

Anyhow, just noting the oddity of everything you were doing at the time.

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Ugly bitches that make you want to cut yourself? I AM ALL OVER THAT.

[Matt Young 0]

You don't believe it's me? Why would I not pick someone better looking if I was going to post fake pictures? Tell you what, I'll take a picture of myself holding a sign saying "Fuck StylesMark" or something.

 

Yes you have, Mole, if you looked at my avatar. But if you want to see the pics, they're in LSD in Vitamin X's significant other thread.

[The Niggardly King 0]

...........

[Mole 0]

SHOW EM TEH PICUTRES!!!

 

Please.

[Nighthawk 0]

You suck and are gay. Hold up a sign saying "Milky is a cunt". I want it for my signature.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

!!

 

*goes off to find my camera*

[Art Sandusky 0]

I had my phone number on my away message. I thought it was implied. Geez, pick up on the signs man. How'd you ever get a girlfriend?

[Matt Young 0]

You said you were going to sleep. I didn't want to wake you.

 

And to answer your question, it's because I'm an overly sweet, sensitive, affectionate guy who an off-beat yet incredibly enjoyable sense of humor, and I have the cutest little eyes. Also, my embarrassed/bashful smirk is utterly irresistible.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

And he has an elephant in his pants.

[tekcop 0]

 

 

 

 

/Will do anything to have friends

[Nighthawk 0]

I still love you, tekcop.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Where's my fucking future?

[Matt Young 0]

Sorry Agent. I misinterpreted the post as saying that you had already told people's futures, but that I had permission to "steal" your idea or whatever. I'm getting a bottle tonight and going out to the bar as usual tomorrow night for 40% off beer, so I'll do yours one of the two nights, even if it was "one night only".