Matt Young Posted July 29, 2005 Report Posted July 29, 2005 I'm drinking heavily and watching the Ric Flair Collection while Black Sabbath plays in the background. Reply here or IM me at X Matt Young X on AIM and I will give you your fortune/future. I'll even call you to deliver it if you want. Free long distance. This is all because Kotz went to sleep. Blame him.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 29, 2005 Report Posted July 29, 2005 I've already done this, but go for it.
Guest BrokenWings Posted July 29, 2005 Report Posted July 29, 2005 Talking to Spoon seems to be far too high a priority of yours while drunk.
Matt Young Posted July 29, 2005 Author Report Posted July 29, 2005 Wow, i did this? I have only talked to Patrick once while drunk. He is a good friend of mine, though, and speaking to him definitely enhances the buzz.
Guest StylesMark Posted July 29, 2005 Report Posted July 29, 2005 Dude, you're getting drunk while watching Ric Flair??? Do you know what PUSSY is? I'm sure it hasn't found you.
NYU Posted July 29, 2005 Report Posted July 29, 2005 Yeah, dude. You should so, like, totally cut your wrists when you're drunk. It's killer.
Matt Young Posted July 30, 2005 Author Report Posted July 30, 2005 Dude, you're getting drunk while watching Ric Flair??? Do you know what PUSSY is? I'm sure it hasn't found you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Somebody hasn't seen my avatar or all the pictures I've posted of me with my girlfriend. Besides, did you notice what time I posted? There's not much going on at that time of night.
NYU Posted July 30, 2005 Report Posted July 30, 2005 Oh, believe me Matt. It's been very difficult for any poster here to have NOT seen those pictures.
Matt Young Posted July 30, 2005 Author Report Posted July 30, 2005 LOL... I like showing her off. She's wonderful.
Guest StylesMark Posted July 30, 2005 Report Posted July 30, 2005 Dude, you're getting drunk while watching Ric Flair??? Do you know what PUSSY is? I'm sure it hasn't found you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Somebody hasn't seen my avatar or all the pictures I've posted of me with my girlfriend. Besides, did you notice what time I posted? There's not much going on at that time of night. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, I've seen. I'm not impressed. I could post lots of pictures of "me" with chicks too. Anyhow, just noting the oddity of everything you were doing at the time.
Guest Posted July 30, 2005 Report Posted July 30, 2005 Dude, you're getting drunk while watching Ric Flair??? Do you know what PUSSY is? I'm sure it hasn't found you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Somebody hasn't seen my avatar or all the pictures I've posted of me with my girlfriend. Besides, did you notice what time I posted? There's not much going on at that time of night. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, I've seen. I'm not impressed. I could post lots of pictures of "me" with chicks too. Anyhow, just noting the oddity of everything you were doing at the time. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ugly bitches that make you want to cut yourself? I AM ALL OVER THAT.
Matt Young Posted July 30, 2005 Author Report Posted July 30, 2005 You don't believe it's me? Why would I not pick someone better looking if I was going to post fake pictures? Tell you what, I'll take a picture of myself holding a sign saying "Fuck StylesMark" or something. Yes you have, Mole, if you looked at my avatar. But if you want to see the pics, they're in LSD in Vitamin X's significant other thread.
Nighthawk Posted July 30, 2005 Report Posted July 30, 2005 You suck and are gay. Hold up a sign saying "Milky is a cunt". I want it for my signature.
Art Sandusky Posted August 1, 2005 Report Posted August 1, 2005 I had my phone number on my away message. I thought it was implied. Geez, pick up on the signs man. How'd you ever get a girlfriend?
Matt Young Posted August 1, 2005 Author Report Posted August 1, 2005 You said you were going to sleep. I didn't want to wake you. And to answer your question, it's because I'm an overly sweet, sensitive, affectionate guy who an off-beat yet incredibly enjoyable sense of humor, and I have the cutest little eyes. Also, my embarrassed/bashful smirk is utterly irresistible.
Corey_Lazarus Posted August 1, 2005 Report Posted August 1, 2005 And he has an elephant in his pants.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Where's my fucking future?
Matt Young Posted August 2, 2005 Author Report Posted August 2, 2005 Sorry Agent. I misinterpreted the post as saying that you had already told people's futures, but that I had permission to "steal" your idea or whatever. I'm getting a bottle tonight and going out to the bar as usual tomorrow night for 40% off beer, so I'll do yours one of the two nights, even if it was "one night only".
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