LTP: Hoff vs. Brock Ausstin

[Hoff 0]

And it probably will.

 

Hey, Tony, please put this before Stevens/Alf, because I have a feeling Chris will be in no condition to interfere after that one.

 

COLE
Folks, what a wild night it's already been, and we've got a whole lot more left for you, including what should be a wild match for the OAOAST World Title.  But right now, we're all set for our #1 contender's match: Hoff taking on CSI's Brock Ausstin.

COACH
Aww, this should be a hot one, playas, between two guys who have never faced off.

COLE
We know the history between Hoff and Chris Stevens, but so far the big man has steered clear of his nemesis' faction.  That all changes tonight.

CABOOSE
Yes, and furthermore, there's only been a handful of times that Hoff has faced someone more powerful than he is.  I think this is one of those times.  It should be interesting.

The house lights go down and "Punishment" by BIOHAZARD kicks in.  The boo-birds come out as Brock Ausstin steps onto the stage.

COLE
Good lord, what a physique on that man!

CABOOSE
Settle down, Cole.  You're drooling.

Brock does the HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~ on the stage, then heads down the ramp, cursing at the occassional fan as he does.

COACH
Brock does look good tonight, playas, and you know he's got to be in a good mood.  Chris Stevens finally made good on his word.

COLE
Chris Stevens delivered in a big way, and we saw he and Brock make amends earlier.  For the first time in a month, all seems to be well in the CSI camp.

Brock hops onto the ring apron, and fireworks shoot off from the ring posts.  Brock steps through the ropes and raises his arms, letting off a guttural scream.

CABOOSE
Indeed, and tonight, all of CSI have big opportunities.  Chris Stevens gets a shot at the Heartland Title, and Jay Richards is in the Ultimate X match.

COACH
Well what about Jumbo?

CABOOSE
I'm sure he's the "Playstation Champion" or something.

Brock's theme dies down, and the chants already fill the air.

"HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!"

CUE: "Black"

[b][color=silver]*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~!*[/color][/b]

And the fans EXPLODE as Hoff steps onto the stage!!

COLE
THERE HE IS!!  The number one contender!!

Hoff looks around him before heading down the aisle, eyes locked on Brock Ausstin.  Brock grins a big, goofy hoss grin as Hoff keeps his gaze focused, shouting up at Brock as he makes it to the ring.

COLE
Hoff looks ready for this contest.  He looks pumped!

Hoff steps into the ring and points at Brock, causing the monster to take a few steps toward Hoff.  Referee Charles Robinson holds him off, and Hoff takes the opportunity to climb up the near corner and throw his fist into the air, soaking in the crowd's reaction.

COACH
These guys are rarin' to go, guys!  I can't wait!

Hoff climbs off of the ropes...and Brock BLOWS past Robinson and nails Hoff from behind!!

COLE
HEY!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Little Naitch calls for the bell as Brock starts pounding on Hoff's back with vicious forearm shots.

*ding ding ding ding ding*

COLE
Come on!  This isn't right!

CABOOSE
I like it.

Brock hammers down on Hoff, drawing the ire of the Toronto crowd. 

COACH
You'd think these Bizarro-land Canadians would hate Hoff.

CABOOSE
You'd think [i]everyone[/i] would.

Hoff falls to his knees, and Brock grabs him from behind by the hair.  Robinson warns him about the tactic, but Brock brushes past him, pulling Hoff to the center of the ring.  Brock, still holding Hoff, rears back and throws a HUGE clothesline that sends the big man down!  Hoff lands hard on his back, and Brock steps on his chest, raising his arms into the air.  Robinson gets down to make the count, but Hoff rolls free before even the one.

COLE
Now come on.  Brock had better take Hoff more seriously than that!

CABOOSE
Why?  He's in control.  He can do whatever he wants!

Brock picks Hoff up and whips him into the ropes.  Hoff comes off and ducks a clothesline, then hits the strands and comes off the far side!  Brock turns around, and catches Hoff with a SIDEWALK SLAM!  The fans "oooh" as Hoff hits hard, and Brock leans into a lacquidasical cover...and Hoff kicks out at two.

COACH
Gotta admit, Brock has taken the advantage he gained in the beginning of this match and ran with it!

Brock gets up and pulls Hoff up with him.  The man-ster grabs Hoff by the head and neck and throws him into a neutral corner.  Hoff's back hits the buckles, and he collapses in, allowing Brock to back up before lowering his shoulder and charging in, SPEARING Hoff in the corner!  The fans boo as Brock backs up, thrusting his shoulder again and again into the ribs of the Future.

COACH
Heh heh, thrusting.

Ausstin grabs Hoff's arm and whips him out....but holds on, spinning Hoff and throwing him HARD back into the buckle!  Hoff lets out a painful-sounding groan as he hits, and with a smirk Brock whips him cross-corner.  Hoff collapses in the far corner, and Brock charges in head-first...but Hoff gets a boot up!!

COLE
There we go!

The fans come alive as Brock stumbles backwards, holding the top of his head.  Hoff steps out of the corner, but Brock turns around and grabs Hoff, driving him back into the buckles!  Brock again lowers his shoulder, and rams it into the ribs of Hoff!

CABOOSE
Good ring presence there by Brock to catch Hoff before he could get any momentum started.

Brock pulls Hoff out of the corner by the hair, dragging him to the center of the ring before throwing his arm over Hoff's head.  Brock hooks Hoff up and hoists him, dropping him with a vertical suplex.  The impact shakes the ring, and Brock crawls over into a cover.  ONE, TWO, but Hoff kicks out in time.  Brock remains unfazed, again pulling Hoff to his feet.  Brock grabs Hoff and presses him high overhead, setting flashbulbs off across the crowd!

COLE
What power from Brock Ausstin!

Brock turns around for the crowd, taking in their reaction before pushing Hoff up and letting him fall face-first to the canvas!  Brock turns around, rolling Hoff onto his back before making the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

THR--NO!!  Hoff kicks out!!

COACH
Well playas, as dominant as Brock has been, he can't seem to put Hoff away!

COLE
Yeah, but Hoff is only human.  He can only take so much.  He NEEDS to swing the momentum, somehow.

Brock looks up at Robinson, pissed, but the ref holds up two fingers.  Brock turns back to Hoff, pulling him up by the hair, but Hoff fires a forearm!  Brock is stunned, allowing Hoff to throw another shot, but this time Brock DRILLS him with a knee to the gut, stopping Hoff's momentum cold!  Brock takes the opportunity to whip Hoff into the ropes, but the big man reverses and sends Ausstin in!

COLE
Is this the opening Hoff needed?

Brock comes off the ropes, and Hoff throws a clothesline, but Brock ducks it!  Brock keeps running-- right into a back elbow!  The fans cheer as Hoff grabs a dazed Brock by the arm and whips him, but Brock reverses and sends Hoff into the ropes!  Hoff comes off...and NAILS Brock with a diving clothesline!!

"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Brock drops to the canvas, and Hoff rolls up to his feet, ROARING as he begs Brock on!  Hoff waves his foe up, and Brock finds his feet.  He turns...into a HUGE right hand from Hoff!  Another big right hand!  Another!  ANOTHER!  [b]ANOTHER!![/b]

COLE
Hoff has just caught fire!

Brock stumbles back into the ropes, and Hoff rears back, pointing at Brock before delivering one last HUGE right hand to the temple, knocking Brock backwards and over the top rope!!  Brock lands hard on the protective mats outside and climbs to his hands and knees, shaking the cobwebs free!

"HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!"

Brock gets to his feet, and looks up...just in time to see Hoff FLYING over the top rope!  The fans cheer-- but the cheers are silenced as Brock catches Hoff!!

COACH
DAYUM~!

Brock lets out a war cry as he charges with Hoff in his arms, ramming Hoff's back into the steel ring post!!  Brock lets Hoff drop, and the big man falls to the floor!

COLE
Well what a great opening for Brock, and you've got to be impressed by his power!

CABOOSE
Absolutely.  So far, besides one flurry of offense, this match has been all Brock Ausstin.

Brock picks Hoff up by the hair and RAMS his head into the ring apron!  Hoff bounces backwards, leaning on the guardrail.  The fans reach out and touch their hero as Robinson slides out of the ring and gives Brock a verbal warning.

CABOOSE
Aw, come on, Charles!  It's all legal on the outside!

Robinson points to the ring, and Brock begs off, relenting.  The man-ster grabs Hoff and rolls him into the ring, sliding in behind him and laying into a lateral press.  Robinson makes the count, but again, Hoff is out at two.

COLE
Well Brock is in control, he has Hoff hurt.  All he really has to do is put him away.

COACH
I think he wants to do just that!

A cry goes up from the audience as Brock signals for the end!  The CSI heavy hitter pulls Hoff up by the hair, then lifts him onto his back with a fireman's carry!!  The fans hit their feet!

COLE
The F-Stunner-5!  This one will be over!

CABOOSE
We'll have a new #1 contender!  Thank the Lord!!

Brock yells as he lifts Hoff up, SPINS him...but Hoff lands on his feet!!  Brock throws a wild clothesline, but Hoff ducks and Brock's momentum carries him around!  Hoff grabs him by the waist, and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX!  The bridge!!

ONE!

TWO!


NO!!!!  Brock bridges out of the pinning predicament!  Hoff lets go and the two men roll to their feet!  Brock is up first and charges, but Hoff grabs him by the waist and hits an overhead BELLY-TO-BELLY!!  Brock goes flying across the ring!  The fans are going BANANA as Hoff gets to his feet, begging Brock on!!  

COLE
Look at Hoff go!

Brock uses the corner ropes to pull himself up, and throws a WILD haymaker, ducked by Hoff, who then SLAPS the taste out of Brock's mouth!  The fans go wild as Hoff grabs Brock by the shoulders and shoves him into the buckle, and then fires off a right hand!  Another!  Another!  Brock reels, and Hoff whips him across the ring!  Brock hits chest-first, and stumbles back a step...only to be flattened with a STINGER SPLASH!!  Brock crumples into the corner, and Hoff spins him around so he faces the ring.

COACH
The big man is unstoppable!

COLE
I think it's fair to say the momentum has swung!

CABOOSE
@#$%

Hoff lifts Brock onto the top turnbuckle pad, then climbs up onto the bottom rope!  Hoff lifts Brock, all the way onto the top rope, then scales up after him!  Hoff climbs to the second...no, to the TOP rope, and hooks Brock up!  Hoff rears back...and hits the SUPERPLEX!!

COLE
Good lord!  Superplex off the top rope!  This one is finished!

Hoff rolls over and lays into a cover!  Robinson with the count!

ONE!!








TWO!!








NO!!!!!  Brock kicks out!!

COLE
Wow, I can't believe Brock kicked out of that!

CABOOSE
Oh yeah, you know it, Michael.  Brock is on his way to the main event at Angleslam.

Hoff gets up slowly, looking across the screaming crowd.  Hoff nods, feeling the momentum as he picks Brock up, but Brock snatches Hoff around the waist and HURLS him overhead with a belly-to-belly throw!!

COACH
WHOA~!  Where did that come from?!

The fans jeer as Brock gets to his feet, shaking his head in an attempt to clear his mind.  Brock spies Hoff and stalks over to him, pulling him up by the hair.  Brock whips Hoff into the ropes, and catches him coming off with a BEARHUG!!

COLE
Oh, no!  Brock Ausstin's debilitating bearhug!  Everyone knows, when a hoss locks this on you, it's certain doom!

CABOOSE (nodding)
Rule of wrestling #14.

Brock shakes Hoff like a rag doll, trying to squeeze the life out of him, but Hoff grabs Brock's arms with his hands!

COLE
What the...is he...is he trying to pry Brock Ausstin's arms apart?!?

CABOOSE
What?!  No @#$% way.  No way he can...can he?

Brock's eyes go wide as Hoff STRAINS, his muscles going tense as he tries to pull Brock's arms apart!!  Brock shakes Hoff....but Hoff stays on him, pulling...and pulling....and pulling....and HOFF GETS THE ARMS APART!  The crowd EXPLODES!!

COLE
OH MY GOD!

CABOOSE
No way that just happened.

COACH
I know I've already said it once this match...but DAYUM~!

Brock looks positively shocked, allowing Hoff to kick him in the midsection!  Brock doubles over, and Hoff scores with a DDT!  Hoff goes for the cover!

ONE!

TWO!









NO!!!!  Brock barely gets a shoulder up!  Hoff rolls to his feet...and the fans BOO?!

COLE
WAIT A MINUTE!  Here comes Stevens!!

Indeed, Chris Stevens comes jogging down the aisle.  Stevens slows as he gets to the ring calling up to Hoff.  Hoff turns...and immediately makes a break for his arch-rival!!  Hoff tries to dive through the ropes, but Robinson grabs him by the midsection and holds him back!!

COACH
Wow, not bad power from the ref there, either.

Stevens saunters closer to the ring as Hoff stands upright, screaming down at Stevens from the ring.  Robinson tries to push Hoff away from the ropes, then orders Stevens to the back.  Meanwhile, Stevens starts jawing back at Hoff, hurling obscenities and threats.

COLE
Oh man, this is volatile, someone needs to get Chris Stevens out of here!

Stevens takes another step toward the ring...but here comes Carl Winslow and OAOAST security!  Carl grabs Stevens' arm, pulling him back, and the rest of the force steps in front of him.  Stevens gets taken to the back, jawing all the while with the big man.

COLE
Chris Stevens is a menace.  He's a disgrace to this company.

CABOOSE
You take that back.

COLE
In any event....hey, WAIT!!

Hoff turns back to the ring...and Brock lifts him onto his shoulders!  With a roar, Brock lifts Hoff, spins him, and DROPS him with the F-Stunner-5!!

COLE
THE F-STUNNER-5!!  BROCK JUST NAILED HOFF WITH HIS FINISHER!!

CABOOSE
YES!!!  COVER HIM, BROCK!!

Brock rolls Hoff over and hooks the leg!  Robinson counts!

ONE!!!!



















TWO!!



















THREE

[b]NO!!!!!!!!!!![/b]  Hoff gets a shoulder up!!

COLE
SOMEHOW, Hoff kicked out!  I have no idea how!

COACH
Oh man, what is Brock gonna do now!!

Brock gets up, shocked.  He looks down at Hoff, anger in his eyes.  Brock STOMPS at Hoff, kicking him in the ribs, before picking him up yet again!  Brock hoists Hoff onto his shoulders!

COLE
A second F-Stunner-5, and I don't think ANYONE has ever kicked out of two.

Brock lifts Hoff, spins him....but Hoff shifts his weight and turns the move into a DDT!!!  The crowd goes CRAZY as Brock's skull bounces off the mat, and both men come to rest on the canvas!!

COLE
WHAT A COUNTER!!

Both men lie breathing on the mat, exhausted.

COLE
But what could happen now?!  What else could....oh no.

CABOOSE
HEY!  All right!

COLE
Look who's back.

The crowd roars in disdain as Chris Stevens AGAIN runs down the ramp.

COACH
We need better security.

After Chris comes Jumbo, who is wearing Carl Winslow's hat.

COLE
What?!  Aw, come on!  That's not right!

CABOOSE
Maybe Jumbo ate Carl.  You couldn't tell.  Hell, maybe Carl ate Jumbo!

COLE
That makes NO sense.  In any event, it seems that Chris Stevens and Jumbo have taken out our security guards!

Stevens slides into the ring, waiting for Hoff to find his feet.  Both Hoff and Ausstin start to stir, but Hoff is up first.

COLE
Look out, Hoff!

Hoff gets up, and turns...right into a SUPER--NO!  Hoff ducks......and the kick hits BROCK AUSSTIN!!!!

COLE
OH MY GOD!!  Stevens has just laid out Brock Ausstin!!  For the second time in as many months, Chris Stevens has taken out his own man!

CABOOSE
Yeah, but I don't think he meant to this time-- OH NO!!

Stevens, shocked, turns to leave....and eats a SPINEBUSTER~!!  Hoff drives him down, and the CSI leader rolls out of the ring and into the arms of Jumbo, who helps him to the back.  Meanwhile, Brock is OUT.  Hoff reaches down, picks him up, and hooks him....in a reverse fireman's carry?

COLE
What the...

COACH
This isn't how the F-5 works...fellas....

Hoff walks to the center of the ring with Brock on his back.....and DRILLS him with the AXEL SLAM!!!!!!!!

TRIPLE C
:o

COLE
Hoff just hit the AXEL SLAM on Brock Ausstin!!

COACH
Talk about sending a message!  D-D-D-DAYUM~!

Hoff gets to his feet...and SLASHES HIS ARMS!!

COLE
OH YEAH!!  He's not done yet!!

CABOOSE
This makes me sick!

The fans get to THEIR feet as Hoff pulls Brock off the mat!  Hoff hooks Brock from behind, lifts him up....holds him..................and DROPS him with the FUTURE SHOCK!!!!

COLE
FUTURE SHOCK!!  THAT'S IT!  IT'S ALL OVER!!

Hoff gets to his feet, puts a boot on the chest of Brock Ausstin, and raises one fist into the air.

ONE!!


TWO!!


THREE!!!!!!!!

*ding ding ding ding ding*

BUFFER
The winner of this bout, and STILL number-one-contender.....HOFF!!!!!!!!!!

"Black" hits as Robinson raises Hoff's hand.  Hoff looks down at a motionless Brock Ausstin, mouthing the words "now you know" before climbing up the corner ropes and flexing his muscles for the crowd.

COACH
You could count to 100 and I don't think Brock would get up.

COLE
In any event, Hoff is STILL the #1 contender, and he'll face the World Champion, WHOMEVER it may be, at Angleslam!

CABOOSE
Provided he can get past Alfdogg on Thursday.

COLE
We now know it will be Hoff against Alfdogg for that shot this week on HeldDown!  But what will Brock's reaction be to what happened here tonight?  What will he say to Chris Stevens?

Hoff hops out of the ring, walking backwards up the aisle as he looks at the ring with a smile.

COLE
And can anyone stop that man on his way to regaining the World Title?