Floggin' Molly/Jade Rodez segment

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(“Floggin” Molly Matthews is strolling down the hallways with two bottles of a sports drink in which the label has been blurred (looking suspiciously like the non-OAOAST endorsed Gatorade). She’s obviously looking for someone in particular, as looking in random rooms would be weird otherwise, even for the ever strange Molly. Her face brightens up as she looks in one of the women’s change room. The cameraman peeks in, hoping he doesn’t get his ass kicked my a bunch of half dressed females, but breathes a sigh of relief when he just sees a dressed Jade Rodez!)

 

MOLLY

Jade! There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere for you!

 

JADE

Um, hey Molly. You’ve been looking everywhere? Where else would I be?

 

MOLLY

Oh, I dunno. Catering? Calvin’s office? The production truck? How was I supposed to know you’d be in a random room like this?

 

JADE

Random room? This is the women’s change room Molly…

 

MOLLY

We have our own change room? Wow! Guess I can take my stuff out of the janitor’s closest…want a drink?

 

(Though a bit surprised at the sudden change of conversation, Jade gladly accepts the water bottle)

 

MOLLY

So…I hear you have a match against Valerie and Constance tonight. I was thinking, since those two valley girls interfered in my match last week, we could team up and wreak havoc. I hear you’re doing awesome in your training from the grapevine.

 

JADE

Thanks Molly, but I have a partner already. I know how much you want to get your hands on them…

 

MOLLY (sighing)

Oh well. Guess I’ll have to wait in line and get my hands on them next week. Anywho, good luck in your match tonight! That punch of vodka should sure get your blood flowing!

 

JADE (spitting out the Gatorad-erm, I mean, generic sports drink)

VODKA? I knew it tasted familiar! You spiked this with vodka?!?

 

MOLLY

Well duh. I put vodka in everything. Doesn’t everyone? Geez, what a weirdo…

 

(As Molly exits the room, Jade just shakes her head)

 

JADE

And I thought I would be the weirdest girl here! Hm, on second thought, this actually tastes pretty good…