Zack/Black vs GPX

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

Zacky, I've not been able to get much done as yet but I thought I'd post what I have done so you know I'm on the case. I'll try and add some more in tomorrow. If you want to add your half just start from wherever you like and I can go back and edit mine to fit it.

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COLE

Ladies and Gentlemen, the GPX have been running wild in the OAOAST of late. With that in mind, new OAOAST DA Calvin Szechstein has made a match between them and two OAOAST Originals here tonight.

 

COACH

Now, we don't know who they are. Logically, one would guess at Black T. I wonder what the score between those team is, anyway.

 

CABOOSE

Go look it up, fact boy.

 

BUFFER

The following contest is a tag team match set for one fall. Introducing first...

 

Cue: Well, you know. Here comes the GPX.

 

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From HOTlanta Georgia, $cotty $tatic and Johnny "Jax" Jackson, the GEEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEX!

 

GPX look extremely cocky as they walk to the ring, as well they might with their recent successful exploits.

 

"It doesnt matter which old losers they send out", Scotty tells the cameraman at ringside before they jump into the ring.

 

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And their opponents...

 

Cue: "Quiet"

 

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First, from London, England, weighing 235lbs, the Ice Heart DAAAAAAAAAN BLLLLLLLLACK!

 

Dan walks down to the ring quickly and without so much as a glance at anything except the GPX, who laugh openly at him.

 

COLE

Well, Dan Black certainly wants at GPX even more than he usually does. I mean, he and Tony Brannigan have been at war with these guys for well over a year now, but somehow things have gotten even more heated of late.

 

COACH

Let's see who Calvin selected as his partner.

 

Cue: "Getting Away With Murder"

 

The crowd is SHOCKED, and then POPS as Zack Malibu comes running out! Buffer doesnt even get chance to announce him as Zack and Black dive into the ring, driving GPX out to the floor!

 

COLE

Oh my gosh! Dan and Zack teaming together?! Well, we saw it before in their Original Elite days, but after everything they went through since, how can they possibly get on the same page?

 

CABOOSE

Well, they're going to have to. I guess Calvin decided both of these guys deserved to get at GPX.

 

Black and Malibu look at each other without a word, but at least don't start throwing punches, which is about the best we can expect from them right now. Instead, Dan steps to the apron, signalling to referee Clem Buzzlefoxer, the 82 year old with the eyes of a hawk, that Zack will start for the Black/Zack connection.

 

GPX bounce back into the ring. Scotty Static to begin for their team.

 

Scotty gets in Zacks face, reminding him about the beatdown he suffered at Licence To Pin. Malibu takes it all in quietly, and then SLAPS Static hard across the face, the blow echoing through the arena! Static snaps his head back and lays into Zack with a couple of closed fists, but Zack ducks the third and floors Scotty with a big lariat.

 

In rushes Johnny J, but Zack just backdrops him high into the air, narrowly avoiding Scotty. Both GPX scramble up and rush Zack, who rolls under their double clothesline and comes up next to Dan Black, who has entered the ring. GPX turn - right into twin clotheslines from Black/Zack. Ref Clem's protestations are already in vain as Dan picks up Jackson and throws him out to the floor. Black follows and hurls Johnny casually into the ringsteps, before wiping his boots on Jacksons chest and heading back to his teams corner.

 

COLE

Dan and Zack working ok together so far!

 

CABOOSE

They're both tremendous wrestlers who love to wrestle, and also, in their different ways, love the OAOAST. If they can agree on nothing else, it should be that.

 

Zack brings Scotty up and whips him off the ropes, connecting with a knee lift that has Static staggering, followed by a swinging neckbreaker that has Static kicking at the mat in pain.

 

Malibu drags Static over to his teams corner and tags Dan in, a hard blow to the shoulder. Black looks momentarily annoyed at the sharpness of the tag, but recovers to take over on Scotty, nailing him with a couple of European uppercuts and then applying a front face lock to deliver a spine crushing snap suplex. Black floats over into a cover, but Static throws up a shoulder at 2.

 

Dan grabs Scotty by the hair to haul him up and then CHOPS him hard across the chest. Static battles back with his own chop, but compare to Dan's next CHOP it's a mere slap. Black whips Static off the ropes and swings and misses, and Static catches him with a leg lariat on the return. Scotty quickly tags Johnny Jax in.

 

Jackson comes in and he and Scotty drop stereo elbows to the sternum of Black. Jax stomps Black down as he tries to roll over to tag Zack. JJ has Dan up to his feet, and Dan fires a punch, but Johnny uses a simple eye poke to keep Black subdued. Jackson gets into a side on position and lifts Black high and back, driving him to the mat with a belly to back suplex. Jax gets up and circles his rival, then moves in and pulls him to his feet, ramming a knee into his sternum. Black staggers back towards the ropes, and Jax braces him against them, then hits a couple of chops before sending Black across the ring. Black comes rebounding back towards Johnny, ducking under a lariat, and when he hits the far side, Malibu makes a blind tag. Black blocks a hiptoss, brings a knee into Johnny's gut, and hits a quick suplex, while Malibu launches himself from the apron to the top rope, entering with a huge hangtime springboard legdrop!

 

COACH

That'll put some cream in his coffee!

 

COLE

What?

 

COACH

I mean...that's how you get the stain out of a carpet!

 

CABOOSE

Coach, do you listen to yourself? You're not making any sense!

 

COACH

C'MON ZACK, WASH HIS WINDOWS!

 

CABOOSE

...OK Cole, either you shoot him or I will.

 

Malibu goes for a cover, but at the count of one he looks up to see Static coming in, and gets off the pinning position, thinking Static is going to make a move. The distraction was enough, as Static ducks back out to the apron, having broken up the pin attempt. Zack picks Johnny up and goes for a scoop slam, but Jax slides out behind him, grabbing Zack in a rear waistlock and hoisting him over...but Zack floats all the way over and lands on his feet! Johnny turns around, right into a ROARING ELBOW~!, but Jax ducks and uses a schoolboy!

 

ONE!

 

T-NO!

 

Zack kicks out, and as the two get up Zack tries for another Roaring Elbow, but it's dodged again, and Jax hooks his waist and takes Zack over with a Northern Lights Suplex!

 

ONE!

 

T-NO! Zack bridges out, pushing both he and Jax up to their feet and swinging around into a standing headscissors. Malibu lifts Jax, but Johnny slides out, landing on his feet in front of Zack and hitting a quick STO, driving Zack hard into the canvas!

 

COLE

Excellent counter by Johnny Jax. This match is not going to move at a snail's pace. It's going to be high impact action at it's finest.

 

With Zack hurting, Johnny makes a tag to Static, who hurries into the ring. Together, the GPX pick up Zack and send him chest-first into the turnbuckle, and as he staggers back Jax lifts him up, then drops him as Static hooks the neck and brings him down with a neckbreaker! Scotty goes for the pin after the double team manuever, but just as Clem's hand is about to come down for a two, Black drags Scotty off of Zack!

 

CABOOSE

Dan Black saving Zack Malibu. Now I've seen it all.

 

Static gets up and spins Black around as he's exiting, but Black turns around and simply coldcocks Scotty! Black stalks his old rival, but the diminutive referee gets in the way of his advances, telling him to get back on the apron. Of course this leaves the door open for some GPX double teaming, as Jax slips in and snaps a recovering Zack back to the canvas with a Russian Legsweep, while Scotty ducks out to the apron and springboards in with a frog splash, bouncing off of Malibu's ribcage before rolling to his feet and posing cockily for the crowd!

 

COLE

Typical GPX bragging and...well, I guess that's not the only reason why the crowd is booing!

 

The cameras cut away from the ring and to the aisleway, where Drek Stone is making his way down to ringside, applauding the efforts of his two accomplices. Dan Black jumps off the apron and moves like he's going to approach Stone, but Stone puts his hands up in surrender and backs away, feigning fear of the Ice Heart!

 

CABOOSE

We know why Drek Stone is out here, but whether I'm not sure it's such a good idea. He's drawn the ire of both Zack and Dan Black lately, and yet he's putting himself in their vicinity. That's a pretty dangerous action.

 

COLE

If the past is any indication, Stone's got something up his sleeve.

 

Stone circles the ring, nodding to the GPX as he comes to their side, and then the crowd starts booing again, as Christian Wright and Beheomoth start coming down the aisle as well!

 

COACH

I got it! Drek and his guys are going to do a live action version of Party of Five?

 

CABOOSE

Hey, if you view any of them as the hot younger sister, that's YOUR deal.

 

Black looks around, while Scotty soccer kicks Zack in the ribs in the ring. Black can sense something is going on, as Wright and Behemoth stand on his side of the ring. Black then simply rushes into the ring and lariats Scotty down, stomping him viciously and then taking him by the hair and hurling him out to the floor. Looking around him, Black can sense danger, and actually helps Malibu to his feet, as the rest of the Upstarts all get up on the apron, blocking the two veterans between the ropes. Wright is the first to make a move into the ring, and...

 

THE SHIT HITS THE FAN~!

 

Malibu charges, hammering him across the back with forearms, only to be pried away by Jax. Zack then turns around and blocks a punch, striking back with a right hand and then dropping Johnny with an inverted atomic drop, then a jawbreaker! Wright pulls Zack up and spins him around, trying for a DDT, but Malibu lifts him off his feet and dumps him on the apron, then backs up...AND NAILS A SCHOOL'S OUT THAT SENDS HIM FLYING DOWN INTO THE GUARDRAIL!

 

COACH

YO~!

 

Across the ring, Black is having a time of it with the big man, until Behemoth tries for a chokeslam, only to catch a low blow for his troubles! Black then hits the BLACKOUT~! on the stunned giant, who then topples backwards, falling so that his arms get tangled up in the ropes! Black gets up, and sees Drek Stone just a few feet away, creeping up on Malibu. He's about to strike, when Zack turns around, and the two arch rivals are nose to nose! Malibu is fuming, ready to strike, as Stone backs away saying "not yet"...AND GETS SPEARED BY DAN BLACK! Black opens up on him, pounding away! Zack comes forward, looking to get himself a piece of the action, when WHAM!

 

He's struck in the back with a chair by Scotty Static!

 

COLE

Oh no, not this now!

 

Static brings the chair down on his back again, while Jax recovers and pries Black off Drek, holding him so that Drek can get up and deliver a hard kick to the bread basket, and then he and Johnny lift Dan Black up and drop him throat first on the top rope! Static continues pounding on Zack, until a figure races out from the locker room, simply a blur to the camera! He slides in the ring and stands over Zack, watching as Static beats him down.

 

It's POPICK~!

 

COLE

Oh great, just great. You knew HE had to get his licks in!

 

CABOOSE

That sonofabitch. If there's anyone I hate more than life itself...

 

Popick smiles, and Drek Stone starts laughing, very pleased with himself. Popick then asks Static for the chair, as ol' SJ raises it above his head, hovering over the body of his old foe...

 

...BUT HE TURNS AND CLOCKS SCOTTY STATIC~!

 

CABOOSE

WHAT THE!!??!?

 

COLE

POPICK JUST SAVED MALIBU AND BLACK!

 

Popick starts swinging wildly, clearing the ring of everyone, while the fans go batshit! In a flash, Tony races down as well, sliding into the ring and telling Popick to calm down, for no other reason than to make sure it's not a trap or anything.

 

COLE

Stephen Joseph Popick just rescued Zack Malibu and Dan Black from the Upstart contingent!

 

CABOOSE

I can't believe...I mean...whodathunkit!

 

Groggy, Black and Zack start making their way to their feet, as Tony Brannigan checks on both of them. Once again the original Original Elite are left in the ring, as Popick throws the chair down and backs away in a civil fashion, simply getting out of the ring and heading to the back, while Stone shouts derogatory comments at him.

 

COLE

Fans, we are out of time tonight, but...man, what a situation this is turning out to be!

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'm going to add stuff during the afternoon, Eski. I'm only at work until 3 my time (another whole two hours) as I have a wake to attend tonight that I didn't know was taking place today until this morning. I'm going to do as much as I can in the meantime, but might need you to do the finishing portion.

 

FYI, the finish should see Drek get involved, but before Zack can get to him, Black does. The GPX should work me over, and Popick hits the ring, grabbing a chair from one of the GPX (they should be working me over with one) and teasing hitting me before clocking them and running them off.