King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2005 Backstage, Josh "J Math" Matthews is standing by with the two newest Upstarts in the OAOAST, Christian Wright and HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion Bohemoth. MATTHEWS Okay, Christian...what we saw last week on your part was shocking to say the least. You and Bohemoth joined forces with Drek Stone and The Global Party Exchange to beat down Black T. But, before we get to that, there's a question that you need to answer. Namely, the challenge made by Leon Rodez last week. He wants you at Angleslam...the question is, are you going to accept? WRIGHT I would love to accept Leon Rodez's challenge towards me. However... MATTHEWS However? WRIGHT However, meaning 'in whatever manner or degree, nevertheless, in any degree'...I unfortunately am not able to do so. For you see, last week, if you review the footage you will discover that I tragically suffered an injury that will keep me out of action for the foreseeable future. MATTHEWS You're trying to say that you got injured last week from sneak attacking Black T? WRIGHT No no. The injury occured soon afterwards. In his evident frustration, Drek Stone obtained a cup of coffee and hurled it to the ground in close proximity to myself. I slipped on the coffee, tearing my MCL. *points out kneebrace* So, unfortunate as it may be, Leon Rodez, I cannot commit to a match with you at this point. However, having spoken to doctors and physicians at length in the past week, I have been given suitable recovery times. And, if the offer were to be extended again in...3, 4...maybe 5 months, I will gladly accept. Josh doesn't know what to make of any of this...until, suddenly, GM Calvin Szechstein has arrived! CALVIN I didn't understand a word of what you just said, so forgive me if I missed anything. But, you're telling me that you've torn your ACL? WRIGHT Yes Mr Szechstein, that is unfortunately true. CALVIN Really? WRIGHT Yes. Bohemoth tries to point something out to Wright, but apparantly isn't heard. CALVIN So...you have a torn ACL...AND, a torn MCL? WRIGHT Wh...Wha...? CALVIN You said you tore your MCL, but now you're saying you tore your ACL. Call me suspicious, but something stinks around here. No note has been recieved from your doctor. No word has come from you to head office not to be booked on house shows or HeldDOWN. Hell, I swear I saw you drive out of the arena last week. With a torn MCL and a torn ACL. So, if you're gutsy enough to drive a car with such 'serious' 'injuries'...then, I'm sure you can manage to compete at Angleslam against Leon Rodez. WRIGHT I don... CALVIN Infact, let me rephrase that. I hope you can manage to compete at Angleslam, against Leon Rodez. Because as new GM, I want Angleslam to be the greatest show of the year, hands down. I want my first PPV in control to blow all others out of the water. Matches like you versus Leon Rodez can do that. So, I'm going over your head here Christian, I'm forgoing the whole 'Guy makes challenge, other guy accepts' deal. Officially, as of right now, I'm booking that match for Angleslam. Leon Rodez versus Christian Wright...is on...at Angleslam. Cal begins to walk off, but smiles and turns back around. CALVIN Oh, and...get well soon. Off walks Calvin, leaving Wright fuming. Angrily, Wright tears off his fake kneebrace and hurls it off camera. WRIGHT Fine. In that case...I'll take Leon Rodez on at Angleslam. And he will regret the day that he dared challenge me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
