Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2005 (edited) Makes up for the poor Ned/THR post-match promos. Cut backstage, inside the dressing room of THE SK8TER BOIZ. The Marv and Hell Mel are dressed in street clothes, the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles around their slender waists. Jesse Ventura stands with mic in hand. VENTURA Jesse "The Body" backstage with yet [i]another[/i] exclusive interview. And it's my honor to welcome back to the OAOAST the World Tag Team Champions, The Sk8ter Boiz! Guys, I guess congratulations are in order for your winning the European Tag Cup during your extensive tour of Europe and the Far East. Welcome back to the OAOAST. THE MARV I tell you, Jesse, it's great to be back in the OAOAST and on North American soil. You should've seen some of the food they eat over their. HELL MEL You should've seen the German team we beat in the Conference Finals in the E.T.C. -- I swear they were women on steroids. THE MARV And Mel loved every minute being in the ring with them. HELL MEL Nuh-uh. THE MARV Uh-huh. HELL MEL Nuh-uh. THE MARV Uh-huh. HELL MEL Nuh-uh. THE MARV Nuh-uh. HELL MEL Uh-huh. THE MARV Fine. You're right. HELL MEL That's right. VENTURA After finding out Hell Mel likes juiced up German women... HELL MEL Nuh-uh! Hey, you tricked me, Marv. I'm gonna tell mom. THE MARV Like always, eh? HELL MEL Shut up! THE MARV Make me. The Boiz start push each other. Jesse steps in and breaks it up. VENTURA Do this on your own time. I got questions to ask. Let's talk a bit more about the European Tag Cup. I know everyone here in the OAOAST is proud their representives were successful. But I gotta tell it like it is -- you may have won the European Tag Cup, but you didn't beat Black T, who just so happen to be next in line for your World Tag Team Titles. THE MARV We may never be able to say we're proud to be American, because we're Canadian, but we are proud to be OAOAST through and through. If there's one thing winning the belts taught us, it's believing in ourselves. HELL MEL Yeah. Now we believe we'll eventually lose our virginities. THE MARV If Black T wants some, all they gotta do is step up to center ice and put 'em... VENTURA Whoa! THE MARV (CONT'D) (looking up) ...up. A row of LOCKERS fall down on the Boiz, Jesse just narrowly getting out of the way. The cameraman takes a plunge himself. With the camera shooting from its side, all we see are two pairs of feet putting the boots to the Boiz trapped underneath the lockers. The cameraman gets back on his feet, grabs the camera and takes a split-second to focus in on... ...TONY BRANNIGAN & CWM attacking the World Tag Team Champions! Tony and CWM remove the belts from around the Boiz' waist and drive them into their heads. OAOAST personnel surround the area, getting two members of what we believed to be the now-defunct Original Elite away from the Boiz. VENTURA CWM, Tony -- I'm confused. I thought you guys hated each other? TONY Let me give you the 411, Jesse. The most elite force in professional wrestling is whole again. The Original Elite are back on the same page. You see, I've had a week to reflect on where things were going. And I came to the conclusion that my mind had become consumed with greed, my heart powered by darkness. Instead of looking at the bigger picture, I kept staring at myself in the mirror. I lost my edge. But that man...(pointing to CWM)...gave me a lesson in tough love. Quite frankly, you don't need Stephen A. Smith to tell you the OAOAST could use a lesson in tough love. CWM saw it before [i]ALL[/i] of us did. As a former member of the aWo, CWM knows a little something about hostile takeovers. He saw all the signs. He warned us. A warning which went unheard. While we were all fighting for personal wealth, he spoke and warn of a powerful force coming full steam ahead. That force was Drek Stone and the GPX. We've seen the damage they've done in recent weeks. Now it's time to begin fighting fire with fire. And the best way to do that is by insuring each and every OAOAST championship keeps from falling into the wrong hands. Last week it was announced the Elite had signed for a World Tag Team Title match. Many speculated whether our shot was in jeopardy due to in-fighting. Let me answer that question by announcing not only is the Elite a unit once again, but CWM and I are personally going to take back the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles. It's vital to the future of the OAOAST that all the titles stay out of the hands of Mr. Stone and the GPX. What better two men for the mission than two former World Champions and two men who have seen this company built from the ground up. CWM Do you believe one can regain the soul long since believed gone? The OAOAST has lost its soul. Corrupt Administration after corrupt Administration. A once innovative company and its work force became complacent. They lived by the motto -- "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." Now that evil is lurking and the very existence of the OAOAST is threatened, more and more are beginning to realize the challenge ahead. Like a newborn child, our eyes have opened and we see the light. Those who follow the path of Drek Stone and the GPX are promised great rewards when in actuality they are being lead toward their demise and into a pool of their own blood. CWM sees the officials pulling the Boiz out from under the lockers. He makes his way through the officials, pushing many of them aside and POLLYCUTTER'S Marv on top of the locker! Officials grab CWM, leaving Tony all alone. He knees Hell Mel in the gut and throws him inside a locker, slamming the door shut! TONY You're going back to school next week. Heh. CWM and Tony are ecsorted out. VENTURA (sinister chuckle) I think we're gonna have new tag champs next week. Back to you. Heh Heh Heh. 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