Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2005 (edited) Cut to Michael Cole at Sofa Central, with Jesse "The Body" Ventura. COLE I'd like to welcome in the man who will be color commentary for not only this match, but also the cage match later tonight, Jesse "The Body" Ventura. Jess, big match coming up next, one I know you're looking forward to. VENTURA That's right, Michael Cole. You got CWM and my personal favorite Tony Brannigan vs. The Sk8ter Boiz for the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles. The Boiz have spent the past 3 or so weeks overseas, successfully defending their title and winning the European Tag Cup. They've been referred to as the luckiest tag team in the world. Tonight I believe their luck runs out. I predict new tag team champions. "BOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Jess, this will be the first time CWM and Tony Brannigan have ever teamed up. There's been some tension between the two in recent weeks, tension they've apparently worked out. But it still doesn't change the fact this is their first time teaming together. What effect will that have on them? VENTURA Very little I think. Not only are they former World Champions, but they're also former World Tag Team Champions. They know what it's like tagging up. COLE The tag team title match is next. So let's go up to Michael Buffer. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for the OAOAST World Tag Team Championship! It is set for one fall. Introducing first, the challengers. The lights go out and the opening chords of the song kick in as a mist fills the entrance way. "I would never bother you I would never promise to I will never follow you I will never bother you Never say a word again I will crawl away for good" The mist fades and CWM appears, to a chorus of boos, Nirvana's "You Know You're Right" blaring in the background. BUFFER Making his way to the ring, from Abbotsford, British Columbia, Canada, weighing 245 pounds, C...W...M! CWM enters the ring and slumps down in the corner. "He's simply ravishing...OWWWW!" The former World Champion not pleased with the reception he receives, sneering at the crowd as he makes his way to the ring. BUFFER His tag team partner. From Hollywood, U.S.A., weighing 262 pounds, TONY BRANNIGAN! Together they represent THE ORIGINAL ELITE! "BOOOOOOOOO!" Tony removes his robe and flexes for the hard camera before running the ropes. The fans not at all impressed. He pulls back on the top rope as... CUE: Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" ...3 yellow lights shine down on the entranceway, two green pryo missles SHOOTING out of the stage. "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" BUFFER And their opponents. From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing 445 pounds, they are the OAOAST World Tag Team Champions... THE SK8TER BOIZ! The Boiz scroll to the ring on their skateboards, fans reaching over the railing to touch Edmonton natives. The Boiz kick their boards up and step into the ring. They take off their tag titles and pose on the second turnbuckle. They jump down and hand the belts over to referee Charles Robinson, who shows them to the Elite and then holds them up in the air mid-ring. He walks over to the corner and hands the belts to Michael Buffer, then calls for the bell. * DING DING * COLE The bells ring and we're underway. Charles Robinson your referee for this match. Quite the matchup this will be, fans, and we're proud to be broadcasting this to you on TSM. Tony Brannigan and Hell Mel will start for their teams. Brannigan scopes out the competition, circling around Hell Mel, laughing at the Canadian's scrawny physique. Brannigan flaunts his stuff, doing an array of poses that ends with a double bicep pose. "BOOOOOOOO!" VENTURA Aw, yeah. Check out the body definition, Cole. The arms, the pecs, the traps, the quads -- everything perfect. Even Hell Mel is impressed with Tony. COLE He looks great. Hell Mel comes back with poses of his own, stealing Hulk Hogan's routine and ending with the cupping of the ear and a hip swivel. Irate, Tony kicks the bottom rope. "YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!" COLE Check out that body, Body. VENTURA What are those morons cheering about? That body doesn't have any definition! All skin and bones. Brannigan charges his much smaller opponent, Hell Mel using his speed to get away. Tony hits hard in the corner, bouncing out and walking into an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP. Mel with another inverted atomic drop. The well-endowed Brannigan tip-toes around the ring in agony, squatting. Hell Mel hits the ropes and takes Brannigan off his feet with a clothesline, and another. The Marv tagged in. He catches Tony charging in with an armdrag takeover, followed by a dropkick. The 6'6, 262 pound challenger rushing to his feet only to be brought down by another armdrag. The Marv applies an armbar and tags out. Hell Mel off the top with the SHOOTING STAR DOUBLE-AXEHANDLE! Brannigan walks away, grabbing his arm. VENTURA This ain't the Olympics! He ain't gonna get no points for such a flashy move. Who does he think he is -- Mary Lou Retton? Kinda looks like her too. Hell Mel places Tony back in the armbar. Brannigan with a kneelift to the mid-section, firing Mel to the ropes. As Mel hits the ropes, CWM KNEES him from behind. He drags Mel into the corner and CHOKES him with the tag rope as Tony rests on one knee, being looked over by the referee. After CWM lets Mel out of the corner, Brannigan RAKES the eyes with the laces of the boot. He picks the Boi up and nails him head-first into the dull black boot of CWM. The Original Elite with a tag. CWM coming in and whalloping Hell Mel in the corner with stiff forearm and knee strikes. Snap suplex into a lateral press. ONE... TW-- KICKOUT! Snapmare takeover, CWM digging the fingers into the nose of Hell Mel. He rams Mel into Tony's knee and tags him in. Tony punishes Mel with rights, keeping him isolated in the Elite's part of the ring. Mel shoved in the corner, Brannigan ramming the shoulder into the gut. Charles Robinson has Tony back away, which ends up allowing CWM to choke Mel with the tag rope once again. COLE Turn around, ref! CWM choking the life out of Mel with the tag rope. The Marv jumping up and down like crazy on the apron, doing anything he can to get Charles' attention. Gagging, Hell Mel catches Tony coming in with a kick and strikes CWM with an elbow to the gut. The crowd gets going as Mel fights out of the corner with rights and lefts. Tony drops down and waistlocks Mel, tagging in CWM. Hell Mel continues to fight, and gets aid from his partner/brother Marv. The Marv, known to friends and family as Marvin Nerdly, pulls Tony off Mel and the Sk8ter Boiz and Original Elite slug it out in the ring. The Elite taking control by RAKING the eyes. The Boiz whipped to the ropes. They duck under a double clothesline and send the Elite flying out of the ring with STEREO DROPKICKS! The Boiz hit the ropes as CWM and Tony rise to their feet, diving through and crashing onto the Elite outside with a pair of SUICIDE DIVES! Hell Mel tosses CWM, the legal man, back inside the ring and tags out. Whatever double-team move the Boiz had in mind is altered when CWM reverses Mel's Irish whip. The Marv and Hell Mel improvise. Mel sliding through CWM's legs and out of the ring, allowing brother Marv to leap to the top rope from the middle of the apron and connect with a SPRINGBOARD CROSS BODYBLOCK! ONE... TWO... TH-- NO, KICKOUT! CWM the first to get to his feet. SPINNING EL-- No, Marv counters into a CRUCIFIX! ONE... TWO... TH-- NO! CWM lunges at Marv, who leapfrogs over and jumps onto the middle rope, springing back and missing a reverse back elbow, hitting nothing but canvas. And does CWM make him pay. Stomping the hell out of him near the ropes. The Marv brought back to his feet and viciously rammed into the top turnbuckle. Marv whipped to the far corner, CWM following him in and drilling him with a clothesline, then taking him down with a BULLDOG! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! The Marv squirms and kicks his feet as CWM chokes him. CWM ignoring Charles Robinson's request to break. The former World Champion stomps Marv in the gut and walks over to the corner, removing the turnbuckle pad and exposing the steel. COLE Oh, no, Jesse! He's gonna ram The Marv into the steel! VENTURA If he does it, it'll probably get him and Tony disqualified. The Marv puts the foot up on the middle turnbuckle, preventing CWM from sending him into the expose steel. He nails CWM with a quick strike to the ribs and tries sending CWM head-first into the steel, but he too blocks it with his foot and responds in kind with an elbow strike to the ribs, even throwing in a side Russian legsweep for free. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! CWM with the tag. Tony Brannigan stepping in and hammering Marv with a couple of forearm shots followed by a suplex. He faces the hard camera and gives the world the famous hip swivel. "BOOOOOOOOOO!" VENTURA How great of Tony, Cole, for him to find time out of his busy match to give the people what they came to see? "TO-NY SUCKS!" "TO-NY SUCKS!" "TO-NY SUCKS!" COLE The fans not as impressed as you are, Jess. VENTURA They oughta be. Tony driving the elbow repeatedly into the chest of Marv. Snapmare takeover into a reverse chinlock. Charles Robinson checking to see it isn't a choke. Brannigan makes kissy faces at the camera before rising to his feet and dropping the elbow across the forehead. Tony swiveling the hips again, the crowd jeering. He picks Marv up and whips him to the near side. Sidewalk-- No, countered into the TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS! Tony gets up on the wrong side of town. Right hand by Hell Mel. He staggers around into a right hand from The Marv. He staggers back to the corner and another right from Hell Mel. Then again from The Marv. Irish whip. The Marv lowers his head, Tony halts and drills Marv with a knee to the side of the head. He then cradles the head and turns Marv over. RUDE AWAKENING coming up. Hell Mel enters and stuns Brannigan with a DROPKICK, allowing Marv to break Tony's grip and counter with a BACKSLIDE! ONE... TWO... TH-- NO! CWM with the save. All 4 men now slugging it out in the ring. The Boiz getting the better of the Elite. Double-leg takedowns into a pair of FIGURE-4 LEGLOCKS! VENTURA I don't believe it. That's CWM's move, Cole. They're stealing his move! COLE Some of the all-time greats have used the Figure-4 to great success, most notably the two "Nature Boy's" -- Hall of Famer Buddy Rogers and future Hall of Famer Ric Flair. VENTURA The Marv and Hell Mel aren't no all-time greats, that's for sure. CWM rakes The Marv's eyes, Tony doing the same on Hell Mel. Tony gets up with a limp, applying a front facelock on Marv and making the tag to CWM. CWM with a kick to the ribcage. The Marv trying to get away from his opponent, but like Statefarm CWM is there. Irish whip, CWM charging in. If Hell Mel wasn't lying down on the apron, recovering from the eye rake, a tag could've been made. Instead Marv floats over, CWM kicking him in the gut and setting up for a running CONSPIRACY BOMB. As Marv is lifted in the air, he makes the tag unbeknownst to CWM. CWM runs out of the corner and is DROPKICKED from behind. The Marv taking him over with a HURRICARANA. The Boiz fire CWM off to the ropes. Double backdrop. CWM nailed with a couple of high-impact moves. First, Marv and ROTATIONAL INERITA (standing moonsault into elbow drop), then Hell Mel and a plain ol' STANDING MOONSAULT! ONE... TWO... TH-- NO, KICKOUT! Hell Mel whips CWM to the corner, tailing behind him and hitting hard in the corner as CWM moves out of the way and rolls him up in a SCHOOL BOY. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Irish whip. CWM missing a clothesline, Hell Mel ducking under and leaping to the middle rope. SPRINGBOARD DDT! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Hell Mel with a fury of rights. He looks over to the corner and sees the exposed steel turnbuckle. CWM whip to the exposed corner, his partner Tony Brannigan running over and jumping on top of the exposed turnbuckle. CWM bounces off Tony's body, diving out of the way of an attempted Stinger Splash in the corner. Mel catches himself in the corner and KICKS Tony hard enough that he's sent in the air and crotches himself on the top rope! CWM coming from behind and HEADBUTTING Mel into Tony! Brannigan falling to the apron, holding his head. VENTURA Oh! He headbutted him into Tony! COLE CWM using his partner as a human shield. A move right out of the legendary Andersons playbook. CWM with the cover. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! CWM stomping the co-holder of the tag title. The Marv fighting back from his knees with rights that don't even faze the 6'3 challenger. Hard knee to the side of the head by CWM. The Marv whipped to the corner, CWM following in and met with a FOOT to the face. The Marv following up with a sunset flip that gets two. CWM stuns Marv with a kick to the mid-section and drags him to the Elite's corner in a headlock. As CWM prepares to make the tag, Marv breaks out of the headlock and HEADBUTTS CWM into Tony! The momentum on his side Marv continues to bring it. CWM drops down, Marv hopping over and coming off the middle rope with an ASAI MOONSAULT. He lands on his feet as CWM rolls away, but his knee gives. Doubled over and holding his leg, The Marv leaves himself prone to attack. SHINING WIZARD! ONE... TWO... TH-- NO! Hell Mel with the save. CWM immediately goes after the leg. He drags Marv to the corner, sliding out of the ring and bashing the leg into the RINGPOST. Again. The Marv drags himself back towards the center of the ring, clutching his leg. COLE CWM taking a peak at his corner, Tony still down. He may have a concussion, Jess. VENTURA Possibily. But CWM can handle it in the meantime while Brannigan recovers outside. That's why he's an Elite, Cole. CWM grabs the leg and drops a succession of elbows before scissoring Marv's injured left leg. CWM lowers the kneepad and hammers the knee with his fist. While twisting the ankle, CWM throws elbows into the side of the head. Charles Robinson checking to see if Marv might not to consider giving up. CWM gets back to a vertical base along with Marv's leg and buries the knee above the calf, torquing the ankle to the right. The Marv screaming in pain. Hell Mel pounding the top turnbuckle, doing everything in his power to get the crowd behind his brother. "LET'S GO MARV!" *clap*clap*clapclapclap* "LET'S GO MARV!" *clap*clap*clapclapclap* "LET'S GO MARV!" *clap*clap*clapclapclap* The Marv pumps his fist, encouraging the crowd to keep it up. He pulls CWM's head back and connects with a clubbering forearm shot to the chest. CWM fires back with an elbow, putting a stop to Marv's comeback attempt. CWM gets back to his feet and applies a SPINNING TOEHOLD, the prelude to the Figure-4 Leglock. The Marv uses his right foot to shove CWM into the ropes. CWM collides with Tony as he finally gets back up on the apron! Brannigan falls to the arena floor. With both Elite members down, The Marv makes his move. He crawls to the corner, the fans clapping and stomping their feet. CWM rises back up and tries to get to The Marv before he has the chance to make the tag. The Marv looks back and sees CWM charging, he dives towards his corner and...MAKES THE TAG! "YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Hell Mel slingshots into the ring and levels CWM with a clothesline. Off the near side ropes with a SPRINGBOARD LEGDROP! The cover. ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Now off the far side with a SPINNING HEEL KICK. Hell Mel goes to the corner, his back facing CWM and climbs up the turnbuckles. MOONSAULT! ONE... TWO... TH-- NO, KICKOUT! The Boiz climb up opposite corners. The Marv with a MISSLE DROPKICK! Woozy, CWM gets up. Hell Mel off the top with his own MISSLE DROPKICK! The Boiz bring CWM back to his feet, lifting him up for a double back suplex then dropping him forward like a flapjack. WALK THE DOG! Hell Mel with the cover. Charles Robinson asking The Marv to get out of the ring. The crowd boos as JIVIN' J.R. makes his way to the ring. Charles jumps over Mel and makes the count. ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO! VENTURA Tony pulls the referee out of the ring! COLE DAMN HIM! J.R. jumps on the apron, drawing the attention of Charles Robinson. The Marv steps back into the ring and charges Brannigan. He leaps over the top rope, but Tony catches him in mid-air and rams him into the ringpost. He drops to a knee, still reeling from all those headbutts. Meanwhile, in the ring, Hell Mel whips CWM to the ropes. TILT-A-WHIRL ROCK B-- NO, countered into the POLLYCUTTER! CWM has Mel pinned, but the referee is still distracted by J.R. J.R. frantically points behind Charles, telling him to go make the count. But Charles wants him off the apron first. CWM gets in J.R.'s face. Charles Robinson caught between the two. J.R. holding onto his waist. CWM reaches over Charles and drills J.R. with a right hand! J.R. pulling Charles out with him. COLE That's one way to get him down. VENTURA That oughta be me hittin' Jim Ross. That fat okie owes me royalties for the J.R. gimmick. As CWM turns around, he's leveled by a clothesline...from TONY! COLE MY GOD! Tony just turned on CWM. Tony picks his "partner" up and rams him head-first into the exposed steel turnbuckle. Kick to the gut, followed by the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT PILEDRIVER! He places Hell Mel on top of CWM! COLE What the hell is going on? The crowd is absolutely stunned. Charles slides back into the ring. Tony having since exited. He watches on in the background as Charles counts... ONE... TWO... THREE! * DING DING DING DING * A subdue pop, the crowd still getting over what just happened. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen... Ladies and gentlemen, the winners and still World Tag Team Champions... THE SK8TER BOIZ! Hell Mel grabs the belts and his brother and gets the hell away from ringside. Tony grabs J.R., removing his BELT and then disgarding him like trash afterwards. He slides back in the ring and WHIPS CWM across the stomach with the belt! * WHAP * * WHAP * CWM rolls onto his stomach. * WHAP * * WHAP * * WHAP * COLE In the immortal words of J.R. -- "He's whipping him like a government mule." For the first time in a long time, chants of "CWM" echo inside the arena as Brannigan continues whipping him, opening up cuts on his back. He ties the belt around CWM's neck. RUDE AWAKENING! He doesn't let go, though. Picking CWM back up and hitting another Rude Awakening, and another before OAOAST officials finally get to the ring. Tony stands over CWM and swivels his whips. OAOAST officials watching on in disgust in the background. COLE Fans, we're just as confused as you are. CWM had the match won with the Pollycutter, but Tony Brannigan, his own tag team partner turned on him, Jesse. Why? VENTURA Only Tony knows. But something tells me it involves the World Heavyweight Title. COLE We gotta take a break. We'll be back with more after this. Edited August 19, 2005 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
