Hoff 0 Report post Posted August 29, 2005 (edited) [i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] And the crowd goes CRAZY as CSI steps onto the ramp!! COACH They're really here! COLE CSI has made their return to AngleSlam! CABOOSE Yeah, but by my count, they're minus one member! CSI gets one hell of a "welcome back" cheer from the Chicago crowd as they make their way down the aisle! Jay Richards is even getting high-fives from the fans. The rookie slides into the ring, and poses on the top rope as Jumbo climbs the steps, holding the ropes for Stevens. The man in charge steps into the ring, holding his arms out and getting a massive cheer. COLE And listen to this reaction that CSI is getting! COACH I can't believe it! Stevens asks for a mic. The three men congregate in the center of the ring. STEVENS Finally. A city with some class. "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" JAY What up, CHI-TOWN~! Jumbo takes the mic, looking a little choked up! JUMBO Boy.....it is good to be home. A "JUM-BO!" chant breaks out, and the big man nods, patting his heart. COLE This is surreal! CABOOSE These fans are so pumped up tonight, they are loving everyone. Stevens takes the microphone, patting his cohort on the shoulder. STEVENS Well, I didn't expect this....but we'll take it. Thank you. "C-S-I! C-S-I!" COACH This is unbelievable!! CABOOSE Chicago has always been a smart crowd, Coach. STEVENS Now.....let me address the current situation. I'm sure you all remember our old friend, Brock Ausstin.... "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" STEVENS Well, hold up there, kids. I've got something to say about Brock Ausstin. The crowd quiets down. STEVENS For the last month, I have been calling Brock Ausstin. Trying to get a hold of him. Trying to work things out between us. I have gotten nowhere. And every week, I have waited at home to see if he'd show up on OAOAST programming. But nothing...not a word. And so, we're through waiting. As of right now, CSI reclaims the airwaves. The crowd cheers. Jay nods, grinning like a fool. STEVENS And you may hate us...or you may love us-- "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" STEVENS But you won't forget us. And this week, on HeldDown, Brock Ausstin, I am calling you out. The crowd EXPLODES!!! COLE Oh my goodness! Chris Stevens calling Brock out! Suddenly, "Punishment" kicks in, and the fans come alive again!! COACH Is he HERE?! All eyes are on the curtain as Brock's music plays....and out steps....RICK HEYROSS!!!! COLE WHAT THE HELL?! Rick stands at the top of the stage, with a mic. HEYROSS Hey, Chris. Remember me? The fans cheer, not knowing what to think! HEYROSS Well I'm back, and I have a message for you. Be careful what you with for, because you just might get it. COLE What? What does that mean? HEYROSS And this Thursday....MY CLIENT will see you at HeldDown!! COLE WHOA!! CABOOSE Wait a minute!! Has Brock Ausstin re-signed with Heyross? COLE Apparently! Stevens shakes his head. STEVENS Rick....no way. There's no way you've got Brock in your pocket. HEYROSS Think what you want, believe what you want. But this Thursday, you and the world will know the truth. Enjoy the show, Chris, because it'll be the last thing you do enjoy for awhile. "Punishment" kicks in again, and Heyross smirks as he exits. In the ring, Stevens scowls. Jay ushers him out of the ring, telling him it'll be all right. COLE Well, what an announcement, both by Stevens, and by the returning Rick Heyross! And just WHAT will happen with Brock Ausstin this week? COACH I have no idea, but I cannot wait for HeldDown! COLE Well hang on there, partner, because we are moments away from a doozy. A real humdinger. The Street Fight between Vitamin X and The Parka, and it happens....next! Edited August 29, 2005 by Hoff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
