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http://radaronline.com/fresh-intelligence/#report_002665

The hot-blooded stars on E!’s Kill Reality series are supposed to be filming a horror movie, but the scenes backstage may be more fitting for a triple-X booth. While their on-screen debauchery has already earned the series impressive ratings, a source close to the show claims the real reality action took place at the stars’ communal Malibu beach house.

 

“The whole cast was drunk or wasted throughout the taping, and everyone was having sex with everyone else,” says the insider. “Not only were there orgies, but at one point someone relieved himself on Trishelle [Canatella, of Real World: Las Vegas and Playboy fame] in full view of the cameras—and, from what I saw, she loved it.” In another booze-fueled bacchanal, we hear Tonya Cooley, the lusty blonde of Real World: Chicago fame, begged co-stars to do lines off her genitals “because it turns her on.”

 

On a more romantic note, true love somehow managed to blossom between the strung-out participants. While viewers might be charmed by Survivor reject and internet porn star Jenna Lewis’s none-too-shy courtship of Real World: Las Vegas alum Steven Hill, we hear the relationship on everyone’s lips was the one between Kill Reality’s only gay star, Reichen Lehmkuhl of The Amazing Race 4, and American Idol’s Clay Aiken. While Aiken never appeared at the house, we hear Lehmkuhl was constantly taking calls from the pixie-like singer.

 

“Reichen swears there’s nothing going on,” says our source. “But Clay kept calling non-stop. It was all very weird.”

 

Though much of the show’s footage is too raunchy to make it onto the small screen, the show’s producers are apparently compiling an outtake reel of the kinkiest moments. “Other than the bathroom, every room was filmed, so there’s some really good stuff,” says the source, who hinted that the hottest material will find its way onto the internet sooner or later.

 

The show’s publicist, Elizabeth Johnson, confirmed that there were many “drunken hookups” between the cast members, but said she couldn’t discuss the lewdest events because she wasn’t present during the taping. As for Aiken’s telephone calls to the set, Johnson said, “I don’t really want to get into that.” A spokesman for Aiken couldn’t be reached for comment.

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I don't know what I want to masturbate to first:

 

Trishelle taking a golden shower or people doing bumps off Tonya's vag. Probably the former, but the latter's pretty fucking close.

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Wow, I am kind of disturb that my thoughts were just put into nl5xsk1's post. I've always been into Tanya and Trishelle for some reason.

 

I think that the coke off the vag would peak my interest most, as that is not a common site. But, if Trishelle has her mouth open, that would probably overtake it.

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C Dub, it's Ok to occasionally think the way that I do ... it's only when it becomes a regular occurrence that you have to worry.

 

I dug Tonya when she was a lunatic on her actual season, and when she was first on the stupid challenges ... but she's gone so far over the top in her craziness I really can't dig her anymore. Plus, she looked so generic in her Playboy pictures I kind of lost my affection for her.

 

Trishelle never did much for me, other than her ginormous rack. And, again, her Playboy pics were teh suXor, too. But I've seen the unedited topless scene from the Surreal Life and she's amazing naked. And as someone that's always dug water sports, the idea of pissing on those tig ol bitties is an awesome one. Two thumbs up to the reality star that took advantage of the opportunity.

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Tonya Cooley, the lusty blonde of Real World: Chicago fame, begged co-stars to do lines off her genitals “because it turns her on.”

This is awesome. I like Tonya even more now.

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I just realized something about Tonya's cocaine request ... it's a local anesthetic, right? Wouldn't it really just numb her poonanny rather than make it feel that much better than normal?

 

Is it just the idea that it's happening the turn-on, rather than the actual feelings?

 

Regardless, I'd love to snap a rail off her oft-used pink parts.

 

C Dub, that's a good question. I figure it'll be available on some stupid pay site in a week or so, then on P2P everywhere, and then finally available just about anywhere online a week or so after that. If we don't have it by October, though, I'm going to be mad at the internet.

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I don't think much would get into the bloodstream from being placed on the exterior of her vagina (and I don't think anyone would be willing to stick a straw IN the vag and snorting it from there).

 

While I've never ingested it ~down there~ I have ingested it both nasally and orally. When you put in on your gums, you feel numb more than euphoric, which is why back in the day it was used by dentists as an anesthetic.

 

So my guess is that it'd make her labia number than hell more than anything else.

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I don't think much would get into the bloodstream from being placed on the exterior of her vagina (and I don't think anyone would be willing to stick a straw IN the vag and snorting it from there). 

 

 

Well, it would depend on how good the coke is. :headbang:

 

I agree on the gum/numb part though. She's most definitely a freak show.

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