Hoff 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2005 [i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun*[/i] "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHBOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" [i]WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! I really wanna know WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] And as Chris Stevens, Jay Richards, and Jumbo step onto the stage, the crowd splits in half. COLE What a reaction for CSI, and this crowd, well they don't know quite what to think! CABOOSE Well, half of them are morons, and half know the score. COACH Well, the reaction they got at AngleSlam was phenomenal! COLE Obviously, the crowd very excited for the big return of Chris Stevens, and here tonight, it seems like half of the fans are happy to see these guys, but the other half haven't forgotten everything they've done in the past! CABOOSE Aw bull, Cole, what have they done that's so bad? COLE What have they done?! They almost ended Peter Knight's career! They're rude, vile, and arrogant! CABOOSE Well that's true, but are any of those bad things? Stevens, dressed again in a suit and tie, walks with dignity down the ramp. The scene behind him lies in stark contrast, as while Jay high-fives the fans, Jumbo threatens them, pointing fingers, making fists, and at least on one occasion mooning a member of the audience. COACH That's a full moon! COLE Folks, if you missed Angleslam, you missed Chris Stevens callign Brock Ausstin out. Brock has been absent ever since License to Pin, when Stevens may have cost him the #1 contendership against Hoff! CABOOSE Well, whatever, I don't know about all that, but what I do know is that Chris Stevens is the LEADER of CSI, and he wants an answer from Brock. Is he still with them? COLE That is the million-dollar question, and hopefully we'll find out tonight. But, also at Angleslam, RICK HEYROSS made his return! COACH Yeah, Brock's former agent showed up, unannounced, crashed the party, and said-- well, incinuated-- that HE'D be bringing Brock to HeldDown! The CSI trio steps into the ring. Jay poses on the ropes while Jumbo grabs a mic and hands it to Stevens. The familiar theme song fades out as Stevens looks out over the crowd... STEVENS Well, it sounds like there's still some people out there who recognize what it's all about. "YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!" "BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" STEVENS And what it's all about is C-S- "I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" COLE Chris Stevens getting this crowd on his side! CABOOSE Like they weren't already. Stevens adjusts his tie, and slides off his jacket. Jumbo grabs it and hangs it neatly over the ringpost. STEVENS Now. Let's skip the cute stuff and get down to business. For weeks, I have been waiting to hear from Brock Ausstin, and last Sunday I laid down the ultimatum. Brock, either you're with us, or you're against us, and I want to know which it is. So I know you're here, I know you saw Angleslam, so Brock, get your ass out here, right now!! The fans cheer as Stevens tosses the mic to Jay and begins rolling up his sleeves-- "Now WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT a minute!!" COLE It's Heyross! The crowd buzzes as Rick Heyross steps onto the stage! With a mic in hand, Heyross stares up at Stevens. HEYROSS Chris, just stop, just hold it, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Jumbo grabs Stevens by the arm as the CSI leader makes a break for the ropes. HEYROSS That's right, let your fat little bodyguard protect you. The fans jeer as Stevens shakes his elbow free of Jumbo's grasp. HEYROSS Now. Chris, we all heard you last night....but I'm not quite sure if you heard me. I told you to be careful. Be careful, Chris, because sometimes you get what you asked for....and sometimes, you get more than you bargained for!! COLE WAIT A MINUTE!! WHO THE HELL IS THAT?! The crowd pops in shock as two men in windbreakers slide into the ring! The men pop to their feet and take down Jay and Jumbo from behind! The heat of the crowd goes sour as Chris Stevens turns around and eats a DOUBLE SUPERKICK~! "BOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COACH What in the world...? At the top of the ramp, Heyross laughs. In the ring, the two men separates. One, a slim-looking black man, stomps at the neck of Jumbo, while the other, a stockier white man, pulls Richards to his feet. He calls his teammate over, and the trim man stomps Jumbo one last time as his partner lifts Jay in a spinebuster position. The black man quickly heads to the ring apron, and the other man turns so he's lined up perpendicular. The smaller guy vaults onto the top rope and springboards into the air, coming down in a rocker dropper as his partner drops Jay to the mat! Richards convulses as the two men slap hands. Heyross rolls into the ring, climbs to his feet, and says.... HEYROSS I warned you, Stevens. I really did. And yet you just had to be a big man, didn't you? DiDN'T YOU?! Huh? Did you feel like a big man when you stole Brock from me? Did you feel like a BIG SHOT when he gave me the F-Stunner-5 at YOUR command? Oh, I've waited a long time for this, Chris. I've waited for months to get my hands on you and now that I have, it is sweeter than I could have imagined. YOU SCREWED ME, Stevens, and now I'm here to say "SCREW YOU!" And with that, let me introduce to you...my clients. "BOOOOOOOOO!!!" HEYROSS The men who are going to make your life a living hell! To my right, the most dangerous amateur wrestler in collegiate history.....CHARLIE MOSS!!!! The white guy raises his arms into the air. HEYROSS And to my left, the purest athlete in the business today.....QUENTIN BENJAMIN!!! The black guy does a backflip (!), drawing more boos from the crowd. The two wrestlers share a laugh, and Heyross joins right in. HEYROSS Ladies and gentlemen, TEAM HEYROSS!!!!! COLE Team Heyross?! The crowd jeers loudly, and the two men pose for their adoring public. Heyross waves them out, and they exit the ring. heyross follows, but stops right as he nears the ropes. HEYROSS Oh, and Chris? I don't know where Brock is....and I don't care. But as of right now, you just got a whole new problem to deal with. Heyross throws down the mic, and the three men exit to a massive round of boos. COLE I can't believe it! Team Heyross? Who are these guys? COACH I don't know, but they just took CSI apart! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2005 BTW, no Hoff seg from me this week....I know it's odd, but I have nothing to say. I already have something planned for next week so it's no big deal. Just run with something else (maybe the tag match announcement) to open the show. Adam, if you're REALLY feeling ambitious, maybe say that Hoff has taken the week off to celebrate and spend time with family and friends, and he WILL BE HERE next week! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
