HD: Boiz promo

[Tony149 0]

Kinda all over the place. The GPX attack is rather tame but I didn't want to make it too big of a deal. Something quick.

 

Zack makes the save. I had Leon tagging alongside him, but I wasn't sure how that'd go over so I edited out.

 

Inside the locker room arena, the Sk8ter Boiz are with Jesse "The Body" Ventura. Sporting blue jeans, a leather jacket and a bandana on his head, hizzonor holds a OAOAST microphone in his right hand. 

The Boiz are in matching red shorts and Dirty Deeds t-shirts, the World Tag Team Titles draped over their shoulders. Sticking out like an eye sore, though, is The Marv's heavily bandage knee. 

VENTURA
It is indeed my honor and preveilage to be standing next to the World Tag Team Champions, the brother combination of The Marv and Hell Mel -- the Sk8ter Boiz. Thank you for being...

THE MARV
My friend. 

VENTURA
Not even in another lifetime. 

HELL MEL
Ah, the theme from "The Golden Girls." Betty White was one fine piece of ass. 

THE MARV
I'd still hit it. 

VENTURA
And I'd wrench. But gentlemen, there's lots of things to talk about. First, let's start with the knee. It was two weeks ago during your tag title defense against The Original Elite that you, Marv, suffered a knee injury. You were dropped knee-first onto the exposed steel turnbuckle. The kneepad did little to protect you from the steel, and if that wasn't enough, you had your knee worked over by one of the most ruthless men in the sport. But you still managed to pull out the W. How's the knee? 

THE MARV
It's feeling better. I, uh, suffered a deep knee bruise, and while it causes me discomfort, it's something I'll be able to work through. And is it ever gonna be tested next week. 

VENTURA
That's my next question, champs. Earlier tonight General Manager Calvin Szechstein announced a World tag title bout for next week. And it isn't just any tag title bout -- it's gonna be a 4 Way ladder match! Yourselves vs. the GPX, Leon Rodez and Zack Malibu, and the team I predict will win it all...Black T. 

HELL MEL
While I respect your opinion, I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree. No offense, Jess, we love you, but people like yourself have dismissed our World tag team title win as a fluke, lightning in a bottle. And our favorite: luck. Maybe it is luck. Heck, we'd rather have lady luck on our side than the fat lady singing. Gee wiz, even mama Nerdly thought we were joking around when we first told her we had won the World Tag Team Title. She thought it was all that bad American influence, and we were on drugs. We were high on cloud 9, but we weren't on drugs. Yeah, we may be undersized... 

THE MARV
And we are.

HELL MEL (CONT'D)
...we may be malnourish and Canadian... 

THE MARV
And we are. 

HELL MEL (CONT'D)
...but we got heart. Unfortunately that's a quality frowned down upon in these times, especially by women. The Nerdlys have never had luck with the ladies, you know. Great-granddaddy Nerdly joked his wife was really his cousin. 

VENTURA
I'd believe it. 

THE MARV
After the GM Cal, because we're cool, made the announcement our cell phones began ringing off the hook, friends and family calling to congratulate us on a great run as tag team champions. Despite being the current World tag team champions, they were speaking about our reign in past tense! Even our friends and family... Even our friends and family don't give us a chance in hell of winning next week. 
(crying)
Grandma said she'd place a bet on Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez at the retirement home, and to thank Leon...for hours of entertainment his videos gave her. L-Leon, grandma says you--you have a cute ass. Oh. 

The Marv takes the bandana off Jesse's head and BLOWS his nose. The Body looks on, repulsed. Hell Mel consoles his brother. The GPX sneak up behind the Boiz and clock them with STEEL CHAIRS. The Marv falling back into the open-spaced locker, exposing his heavily bandage knee. 

* CLANK *

A sickening sound from steel meeting knee. The Marv goes down, balling up in a fetal position, clutching his knee. The GPX continue abusing the Boiz with the chairs. They back away when ZACK MALIBU makes the save. OAOAST officials now fill the room. $cotty $tatic and Johnny Jax drop the chairs at the feet of Malibu, smirking. They exit the room as officials and Malibu check on the condition of the tag champs, the tag titles lying inches away from them.