Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2005 (edited) Zack, feel free to make any changes to the Diablos promo you'd like. I didn't know what music you planned on using, so I went ahead and had them come out to the Pink Panther theme. You can always change that. The ring looks like it's been transformed into Carlito's Cabana, but it's really the Coach getting ready for the Summer Fun in the Fall. The Coach standing in the center of the ring, grinning from ear to ear. COACH Oh, yeah. It's that time of the show, baby. It's time for the Summer Fun in the Fall. I know it's not that time of the month, and believe me, the ladies here tonight aren't, either. But who doesn't love hot chicks in bikinis? Well, except Michael Cole, of course. COLE Gee, thanks. COACH I hope you guys have your recorders set at home because you're not gonna want to miss this. Without any further ado, let's bring out the chicks in bikinis! "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" STRIPPER MUSIC accompanies the ladies to the ring. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads, strawberry blonde, rainbow-color hair -- you name we got. Big-breasted woman, long legged women... JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER And twiiiins. COACH King, what are you doing here? LAWLER Two things: Puppies! Yahoo! The girls finish taking their lap around the ringside and enter the ring. They do their normal routine -- dance, wave, etc. COACH Okay, ladies. Now that you're all in the ring, I'm hope you are ready. The rules are simple. Just shake that ass! LAWLER And...puppies! Generic 60's MUSIC blasts over the loud speakers. The crowd boos as Coach, King and the ladies just dance. A big-breasted woman jumps in Lawler's face. The King shadow boxes with the women's, uh...yeah. LAWLER Oh, if I could die in your br-- I mean, arms tonight... I'd die a happy King. Ah, I think they winked at me. * TING * The smarks in the audience pop big as Henry Mancini's "Pink Panther theme" hits. Pink smokes fills the entranceway. Two figures step out, dancing seductively. "YEEEEAAAA-- HUH?!" When the pink smokes clears, two masked luchadores dressed in pink tights, ponchos and sombreros do a sexually suggestive dance on the stage. Coach and Lawler's jaws drop. CABOOSE Friends of yours, Cole? The men LEAGFROG each other on their way to the ring. They swing over the top rope and dry hump the turnbuckles. They check out the ladies. Then CHASE them out of the ring. "BOOOOOOOOOOO!" They skip around Coach and Lawler before grabbing a mic. MAN #1 ¡Hola, mi amigos! I am Mariachi. MAN #2 And I'm Moracca. MARIACHI Los Diablos Del Fuego! MORACCA Devils of the Fire. The sexiest tag team in all of Mexico (pronounced Meh-e-co). And yes, we're gay. MARIACHI Smile. :D :D COACH You mean gay gay or happy gay? MARIACHI Gay. MORACCA Smile. :D :D LAWLER I don't think you understand what Coach is asking you. Are you gay in the sense that you're happy, or gay in the sense that your ho-- MORACCA We're not homo. We're homies. MARIACHI Smile. :D :D COACH Bwahahaha! That's actually pretty funny. But enough of this! You guys are killing the mood. I'm lost my boner. LAWLER You're lucky, Coach. I took a whole bottle of Viagra before coming out here. And it's really starting to kick in now. If I'm gonna blow it out my pants, I don't want to be in the ring with a man when it happens. Hey, if I leave here now, maybe I can catch the girls in the back. I'll see you Monday. Lawler runs to the back. COACH What are we doing Monday? Oh, yeah, that's right. Never mind. Back to you two. You better have a good reason for being out here. I mean, we were supposed to send the summer out with a bang. MORACCA It's all part of the plan, amigo. You see, we read our Wrestling Observer Newsletter so we know what was planned for tonight. You were gonna have a bunch of chicas shake their ta-tas out here. It was all supposed to end with the twins kissing. We knew the twins like to party, so we followed them to many, many nightclubs in the area and got them so wasted they were one drink away from being declared toxic waste. The next thing we know we're in Vegas serving as bridemaids as the twins married a couple of fat guys. And let me tell you, chico, the twins aren't too thrilled to be married to a couple fat guys. They looked bored out here. But we aren't bored. As a matter of fact, we brought the cup of life. Ain't that right, Mariachi? MARIACHI Si, amigo. These women are paraded on TV not because they're smart, but because they have big bongos. COACH Bongos? MORACCA Yeah, you know -- titties. MARIACHI It goes to show how unfairly the sexes are treated. Your men here must be sexually repressed. To you we have a messgae: don't worry. Like El Presidente Bush, who's liberating millions around the world, Los Diablos Del Fuego will liberate los hombres de America and all around the world. What better way to do so then by becoming a OAOAST superstar. Better yet, win one of those pretty tag belts. Imagine the fun we'd have with those straps, Moracca. MORACCA You're bad. MARIACHI Not as bad as you. The Diablos playfully slap each other butts. COACH I don't know what promotion you guys think you're in, but this is the OAOAST. You just can't walk in here and demand title matches. You gotta make an impact first. MORACCA Impact? COACH Si. MORACCA But we don't like T & A. We like d-- COACH Look, we got a big tag match coming up next. Why don't you take a seat in the front row and watch how we do things here, huh? MARIACHI But aren't those seats taken? COACH Do you see anybody sitting there? MARIACHI No. But what if they're in the rest room? They're gonna come back and want their seats. COACH We'd just give them an autograph or something. MORACCA What if they don't want the autograph? COACH Then we'd just throw their ass out the American way. MARIACHI Muy bueno. Before we take our seats, we'd like to dedicate the following to all the fighting MEN in the world. Musica, por favor. Los Diablos Del Fuego get another surprisingly large pop, mostly from the smarks who know who they are, as they do a seductive strip tease too steamy to write. We go to break with the Diablos bumping and grinding against each other. [i]Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap[/i] [B][COLOR=red]DIRTY DEEDS[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]Fenway Park[/COLOR] September 25th Live on Pay-Per-View![/B] Edited September 5, 2005 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
