9-8 HD: NNMX-Love Doctors

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Just a few minor changes from what was originally posted last week.

 

A tuxedo-clad Michael Buffer stands in the ring, a microphone in his right hand. We cut to Sofa Central and the voice of HI-YAH, "The Professor" MIKE TENAY. 

TENAY
Hello, everyone. Mike Tenay broadcasting from Sofa Central. I've never done a broadcast from an actual sofa before, but I must confess, it's quite comfy. And I hope you're comfortable wherever you're watching tonight because what a matchup we have coming up next. The Love Doctors will defend their HI-YAH International tag team titles against the former two-time OAOAST World tag team champions the New New Midnight Express. The champions have been spliting time between their duties at Windy City Hospital and wrestling in Japan, defending their titles. The Midnights, meanwhile, are coming off a big win, albeit con-tro-ver-sial... And speaking of controverisal, would you take a look at who's taking a seat in the front row. 

LOS DIABLOS DE FEUGO! 

Mixed reaction for the Diablos.

With popcorn, soft drinks and Mexican candy, the masked luchadore team of Mariachi and Moracca search for empty seats. Being as this is a OAOAST production, every seat is sold out. The Diablos spot a couple of SAILORS sitting next to two females. The Diablos casually walk over (and by causally, I mean spinning and twirling around), say hi and POUR their drinks onto the ladies', causing them to jump out of their seats, which the Diablos quickly move in on. The sailors go to check on the girls, but Mariachi and Moracca put them back in their seats and sit on their laps. Like a couple of schoolgirls, the Diablos snuggle against the uncomfortable seamen, exchanging hats.  

TENAY
And I thought only women loved a man in a uniform. In any event, for the second week in a row, Los Diablos de Feugo, translated in English as "Devils of the Fire," are sitting ringside to take in the action. I guess they didn't get enough of it last week. They made a lot of noise -- in more ways than one -- last week by making it known they want in the OAOAST, and most importantly, they want tag team gold. Well, they picked a helluva match to watch. Two great teams with their eyes set on becoming World tag team champions. It's promises to be a great one. Let's go up to Michael Buffer!

* DING * DING * DING * DING *

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest on HeldDOWN~! is for the HI-YAH International Tag Team Championship. It is set for one fall and it is sanction by the St. Louis state athletic commission, the OAOAST and HI-YAH. When the bell rings your referee in charge, European Hall of Fame referee Sir Miles Manchester. 

Are you ready? Wrestling fans, are you ready? Then for the thousands in attendence and the millions watching live on TSM and around the world, ladies and gentlemen... L-L-L-L-L-L-LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

"Chase" hits, and the fans pelt the New New Midnight Express and their manager Jim Cornette with boos as they jog to the ring. Cornette, wearing a pink tie and jacket, swings the TENNIS RACKET over his head, even using it to shield himself from an incoming water bottle. 

BUFFER
Making their way to the ring, are the former two-time OAOAST tag team champions of the woooooorld, accompained to the ring by their manager Jim Cornette. The New New Midnight EXXXXXPRESSSSSS! 

TENAY
Don't adjust your sets, ladies and gentlemen. He [i]is[/i] wearing a pink jacket and tie. I wonder if there's any significance there. But you take take away his accomplishments. 

The Midnights make an "X" with their index fingers, with Ned then making the "belt around waist" gesture. Jim Cornette gives the camera a big smile and a thumbs up sign. As the camera pulls back, the SOUTH CENTRAL MILITIA and Shyanne are making their way down the aisle with that gangsta swagger. The S.C.M. intimating fans lusting over Shyanne or are holding up pro-Heavenly Rockers signs. 

TENAY
Those are some very mean men, ladies and gentlemen. They weren't brought up in the suburbs and then paraded on worldwide television as being "street" or "thug." They [i]ARE[/i] thugs. Marcellus earned the moniker "One-Eye" after having bleach poured in his eye years ago. He and Vincent Santana haven't changed their ways since being banned from OAOAST programming earlier this year. The two reappeared two months ago, attacking the Heavenly Rockers during their cage match with the New New Midnight Express. Marcellus' sister, who's serving as their valet -- well, maybe I shouldn't refer to her as their valet. I wouldn't want that to get him in trouble with those 3. Let's just say Shyanne has her problems with Holly-Wood; brutally assaulting her inside the cage. Holly suffered cracked ribs and a sprained neck. Her boyfriend Logan Mann taking a leave of absence to care for her. And if you saw AngleSlam, you know what happened to Synth. He had his arm broken at the hands of the South Central Militia and New New Midnight Express. All members of the Heavenly Rockers out of action. Even the man once know as The Purist, a former protoge of Jim Cornette, who returned under the name "Punkmaster P" to try and help the Heavenly Rockers got put on the shelf. The South Central Militia nothing more than hired thugs. They even admit it. 

BUFFER
And their opponents!

"YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!"

"Calling Dr. Love" by KISS hits, the screams from the females in attendence deafening as The Love Doctors make their way to the ring. They go around the ringside area, slapping hands with their fans as they gyrate to the music.

BUFFER
From the Windy City, weighing 456 pounds, the HI-YAH International tag team champions, THE LOVE DOCTORS! 

TENAY
The Docs come into tonight's bout with heavy hearts. They saw the events that occurred over the last few weeks involving the New New Midnight Express, the Heavenly Rockers and Holly-Wood and, just like all of us, were disgusted by what happened. 

The Docs stop in the front row where Los Diablos Del Fuego happen to be sitting and remove their lab coats in front of a mother/daughter combination. The Docs drap their coats over the ladies' necks and rub their faces into their chests, then give them a peck on the lips. The ladies fan themselves, nearly fainting. 

TENAY
I'm not one to pass judgement on others' lifestyles, what you do in private is your own business, but I'm quite surprised Mariachi and Moracca didn't seem to, uh, shall we say...excited...by the show the Love Doctors put on before their match. The young ladies in the audience did, that's for certain. 

From the apron Jim Cornette huddles with the New New Midnight Express. The Love Doctors unstrap the tag titles from around their waist and kiss them before handing them over to referee Miles Manchester, who holds the belts up for all to see. The Docs warm up in the corner, tugging on the top rope. 

* DING DING *

The Midnights jump the Docs from behind just as the bell rings. The Docs fight back with a fury of rights. Stereo kicks to the mid-section put an end to their rally. As they're backed into the ropes and set to be whipped across the ring, the Docs reverse the Midnights Irish whip attempt and send "Sarcastic" Simon Singleton and "The Handsome Hustler" Ned Blanchard high in the air with BACK DROPS. The Midnights bail out of the ring and huddle with Jim Cornette, who shouts words of encouragement to his men, following a pair of standing dropkicks. 

TENAY
Jim Cornette's New New Midnight Express desperate to regain championship gold. And you know what they say about desperate men: they do desperate things. The Love Doctors hit the ropes, set for something high-risk. Hey! The South Central Militia trip up the Docs and pretend like nothing happened. These guys shouldn't even be out here. If I were Max and Steven, I'd call for the referee to send Marcellus, Vincent and Shyanne to the back. I don't think they'd get a fair shake with them out here. 

Marcellus and Vincent aruge with fans ringside over their actions. They turn their attention back to the ring and see the Docs diving through the ropes. Double SUICIDE DIVES!

The crowd pops big as the referee EJECTS the S.C.M. and Shyanne from ringside. Jim Cornette jumps on the apron, protesting the decision. Miles calmly walks away. Cornette steps down from the apron and goes over to Sofa Central, where he goes off on Mike Tenay. 

TENAY
Why are you complaining to me? I didn't eject them. There's nothing to protest anyhow. They're not licensed to be ringside, Cornette! You know it. So quit whining, you baby. Unless they have manager's license -- and I know for a fact they don't -- they have no business out here. It's an excellent call. 

Cornette scoffs and confers with the Midnights. Marcellus and Vincent tear up fans' signs as they're escorted backstage by Head of Security Carl Winslow and OAOAST officials. Marcellus then goes Kenny Rogers, shoving down the cameraman. Not once, but twice. The second time by kicking the camera lense, turning the picture into static. We quickly cut to the hard camera. The Midnights on one side, the Docs on the other. 

TENAY
Both teams preparing to start the match the traditional way. One man in the ring, the other on the outside. Dr. Steven Pigley and Sarcastic Simon start out. Collar-and-elbow tie-up, Singleton taken over with an armdrag. The two lock right back up, and again it ends with Simon being taken over with an armdrag. They lockup a third time, Simon backing Dr. Steven in the corner. Simon br-- no, right hand! Maybe the best right hand in the business. And did that one echo throughout the arena. Pigley hoisted onto the top turnbuckle. Simon coming strong with those stinging right hands. It causes my jaw to wanna lockup. 

Simon connects with a couple of more right hands. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle and front facelocks Dr. Pigley. Steven fires a round of forearms to the mid-section, grabbing Simon's tights with his right hand and dropping him face-first into the mat. He brings his legs back inside the ring and perches himself on the second turnbuckle. The time it takes for him to set-up allows Simon to get back to his feet. Dr. Steven blocks a right and comes off the second turnbuckle with an ARMDRAG! Singleton sent flying across the ring. He's caught getting back up with a kick to the sternum. Dr. Pigley hammering Simon in the corner with rights of his own. He whips Singelton across the ring, hitting the far side and grabbing the back of Simon's head as he bounces out of the corner, driving his face into the mat with a single-hand facebuster. Pigley leaps onto the middle rope and connects with a SPRINGBOARD LEGDROP. 

ONE...

TW-- KICKOUT!

Pigley lifts Simon up by the hair, front facelocking him and taking him over to his corner where he makes the tag. The Docs whip Simon to the ropes. Double-team hip toss. In comes Ned, and he meets the canvas, brought down by a double-team drop toehold. Ned's going to experience ringing in the ears for quite some time, as the Docs hit opposite ends of the ring and drill the Handsome Hustler upside both sides of the head with a pair of running dropkicks. Ned rolls out. Simon grabs Dr. Max in a side headlock. Anderson firing him off to the ropes. Shoulderblock tackle by Singleton. He hits the near side, skipping over Dr. Max and going under a leapfrog on the rebound. Dr. Anderson rolls back and takes Simon up and over with a MONKEY FLIP. Singleton quickly rises to his feet and lunges toward the good doctor, and is taken over with an armdrag. Not learning his lesson the first time, Simon lunges back towards Dr. Max, and once again is taken over with an armdrag. He gets back to a vertical base and takes Max down with a drop toehold, floating over the top and applying a front facelock. He scoopes Anderson up for a suplex, but he floats over, waistlocks Simon from behind and maneuvers him to the ropes. Blind tag made, Dr. Max rolls Simon back with him. 

TENAY
No count is made as Simon is no longer the legal man. Ned blindsides Max with a DIVING CLOTHESLINE! The Handsome Hustler arrogantly strutting around Anderson's body following the clothesline and drops an elbow across the throat, getting a nearfall. This youngster is full of himself, but he has talent. 

Ned charges out of the corner and drops the knee down on the forehead. He pops back up and stutter-struts to his corner, making the tag to Sarcastic Simon. Simon comes in and scoopes Dr. Max up, slamming him to the mat. He steps out on the apron and climbs up to the top. FLYING ELBOW! 

ONE...

TWO...

KICKOUT!

Anderson rammed head-first into the knee of Ned. Tag made, and Blanchard connects with a double underhook suplex for two. He shoots Dr. Anderson to the ropes, snapping him over with a POWERSLAM! 

ONE...

TWO...

NO, KICKOUT!

Like a boxer reeling, Dr. Anderson wraps his arms around Ned. Ned shoves hMax back and paintbrushes him. Irish whip. MILITARY PRESS S-- Dr. Max slides down Blanchard's back into a SUNSET FLIP. 

ONE...

TWO...

TH-- NO! 

Dr. Max rolls back after the kickout. He ducks a clothesline and hits the ropes running, making a blind tag to Dr. Steven. Max slides through Ned's legs and fakes a right. Ned puts his hands up to protect his face. He's caught off-guard when he turns around and is POWESLAMMED by Dr. Pigley! 

ONE...

TWO...

KICKOUT!

Steven rushes over to the corner, he climbs to the top. MISSLE DROPKICK! 

ONE...

TWO....

KICKOUT!

Steven tries another corner and another missle dropkick. Same result. Only a two count. He picks Ned up, taking his left hand and whipping him to the ropes. Blind tag, Pigley lowering his head for a backdrop, but Ned leapfrogs over. Sidekick! Dr. Steven stumbles over Simon, who's behind him on all fours and school boy's him for a count of two. 

Side headlock takeover, Dr. Steven scissoring the head. Simon somersaults on top.

ONE...

TWO...

Pigley BRIDIGES up. Singleton fighting a backslide. With the referee positioned in front of Dr. Pigley, Dr. Anderson enters the ring and DROPKICKS Simon. 

ONE...

TWO-- Ned with the save. 

Armbar applied, Dr. Steven dragging Singleton to the corner and tagging in Dr. Max Anderson. Full armdrag and twist, and Anderson tags Pigley back in. After wrenching the arm he tags back out. Rinse, latter and repeat. 

TENAY
I've heard of speed dating, but never speed tagging. Tremendous teamwork on the part of the HI-YAH International Tag Team Champions, The Love Doctors. Oh, Simon catches Dr. Steven with a knee to the gut. Pigley sent head-first into the knee of the "Handsome Hustler." There's a tag. Blanchard rocking Pigley with martial arts blows. A black belt in various forms of karate is Blanchard. It wouldn't be the first time a member of the Midnight Express has great knowledge of the martial arts. Long-time fans will remember "Sweet" Stan Lane is highly skilled in Korean karate. 

Ned brings Steven out of the corner and connects with a back heel kick to the back of the head. Dr. Steven falls face-first to the canvas. Simon tagged back in. He picks Pigley up by the hair, turning him around and draping his arm over his neck. He takes Pigley up in the air, bounces his feet off the top rope and drops him across the knee. SLINGSHOT BACKBREAKER!

ONE...

TWO...

TH-- KICKOUT! 

TENAY
Vertical suplex. Singleton going back up to the top, a place he's familar with. Blanchard comes in to assist his partner, launching him off the top and onto Dr. Pigley below. THE ROCKER LAUNCHER! 

Jim Cornette and Ned celebrating outside. They think it's over. They might be right. We could have HI-YAH International tag team champions in a matter of seconds. 

ONE........

TWO.......

TH-- NO! 

TENAY
MY GOD! The passion Dr. Steven Pigley has for the tag titles the only thing keeping him alive at this point. Those belts mean so much to those young men. They've overcome a lot to be where they're at today. Once seen as all style no substance, the Love Doctors have proved to all the detractors that they're championship material. The longest reigning International tag team champions. 

Cornette pounds the apron in frustration. Simon complaining to the referee about a slow count. Cornette now getting into it with the referee. 
Up to the top goes Simon. Dr. Steven gets back up to his feet and charges Simon in the corner. He leaps to the top rope and brings Simon crashing back down with an ARMDRAG TAKEDOWN! 

TENAY
That took a whole lot out of both men. But can Dr. Steven tag in the fresh man? He needs to tag out. Dr. Max doing whatever he can to get closer to making the tag without losing his grip of the tag rope. Here comes Ned Blanchard. He isn't the legal man. Ned stops Pigley in the center of the ring. He brings Dr. Steven back to his feet and whips him to the other side of the ring. TILT-A-WHIRL....HEADSCISSORS! Blanchard was going for either a tilt-a-whirl slam or backbreaker, but Dr. Max-- excuse me, Dr. Steven countered with the headscissors! 

Simon is just making it back to his feet. He sees Dr. Pigley inches away from making the tag. Dr. Pigley sees Simon closing in quickly. He somersaults towards his corner and makes the hot tag! Singleton stops in his tracks, putting his hands up. SPRINGBOARD MISSLE DROPKICK! The Docs love their dropkicks. Dr. Anderson a house afire here. Right hands all around. Max runs at Simon, who BACK DROPS him OVER the top rope. 

TENAY
That's a disqualification under HI-YAH rules, but the referee didn't see it. 

Dr. Pigley rejoins the battle, but he's quickly overwhelmed by the New New Midnight Express. They whip him to the corner. Simon whips Ned in after him, but Steven moves out of the way, Ned hitting nothing but turnbuckle. Simon comes after Steven, who avoids a clothesline, as does Ned. The Midnights charge out of the corner, Dr. Steven rolling through a double-clothesline attempt and leaping to the top rope. He comess off the top and wipes out both Midnights with a MOONSAULT! He rolls off Simon and Ned because...

...Dr. Max comes off the top with SHOCK THERAPY (450 SPLASH)! 

ONE...

TWO...

THREE-- NO, KICKOUT! 

The Docs pick Simon up, hammering him with a combination of knife-edge chops and punches. They whip him across the ring. DOUBLE BACK DROP. Blanchard caught with a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! The Love Doctors and New New Midnight Express pair off in opposite corner. Ned with Dr. Max, Simon with Dr. Steven. The Docs try to whip the Midnights toward each other, but Ned changes all that, sending Dr. Anderson running to Simon. Anderson catches Singleton running full steam ahead and falls back with him, dropping the so-called "Sultan of Sarcasm" throat-first on the top rope. LOVE GUN, a.k.a. Hot Shot/Stun Gun. 

TENAY
This could be it. Dr. Pigley going straight for cover. 

ONE...

TWO...

TH-- NO!

TENAY
Blanchard with the save. Dr. Steven and Ned slugging it out in the middle of the ring, with the Love Doctor getting the best of Blanchard. Irish whip. DOUBLE DROPKICK! The Love Doctors with a page out of the legendary Rock 'n' Roll Express playbook. The double dropkick. Blanchard falls to the outside. Singleton from behind! 

Simon creeps up on Dr. Steven. He spins him around and misses a roundhouse right. The crowd rise as they know what's coming next. Dr. Anderson with an inverted atomic drop; Dr. Pigley with the dropkick. THE LOVEMATIC GRAMPA! 

Anderson floats on top of Simon. Pigley has to get out of the ring first. He does. 

ONE...

TWO...

Jim Cornette jumps in the ring and drops a big elbow down on SIMON! Dr. Max getting out of the way just in the nick of time. The Docs grab hold of James E. and cock their fists, looking at the sold out crowd. They crowd erupts as the Docs drill Cornette with a pair of rights. Miles Manchester KICKS Cornette out of the ring, pointing at him and telling him to stay out. 

While all that is going down, Ned steps back in the ring with the TENNIS RACKET. He whallops Dr. Pigley from behind, sending him flying across the ring and rolling under the bottom rope to the arena floor. Dr. Anderson turns around as he sees his partner take the tumble. 

* BOOM *

Dr. Anderson goes down. Ned places Simon on top of Max and exits. The referee turns around and makes the count. The fans booing as Ned ducks down outside with the racket in hand. 

ONE...

TWO...

TENAY
The New New Midnight Express are gonna win it!

THREE! 

* DING DING DING DING *

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

TENAY
New International tag team champions! Unbelieveable. 

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match and NEW HI-YAH International tag team champions... the NEW NEW MIDNIGHT EXXXXXPRESSSSSSS!

The SOONER BRUISERS appear at ringside. Frank calls Miles over and explains to him what the NNMX did. The crowd ROARS in unison as the referee RIPS the International Tag Team Titles out of the Simon and Ned's hands. The Midnights and Cornette go ballistic as the referee hands the belts over to The Love Doctors! 

"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Miles confers with Michael Buffer. 

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. I have been informed by referee Miles Manchester that he was OVERTURNED his decision and by the result of a disqualification, the winners of the match and STILL HI-YAH International tag team champions... THE LOVE DOCTORS! 

"YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!"

The Sooner Bruisers raise the Docs arms in victory. With the racket cocked, Jim Cornette sneaks up behind Frankie. Just as he's about to nail him from behind, Frankie turns around and grabs the racket in mid-swing. He rips it out of Corny's hands and swings for his head, narrowly missing. The New New Midnight Express ambush the Bruisers. The crowd goes into a frenzy as the Midnights and Bruisers brawl in the ring, then out of the ring, and finally all the way into the crowd. 

TENAY
All hell is breaking loose. I am puzzled as to why the Sooner Bruisers would help the Love Doctors. The Bruisers aren't exactly the easiest of men to get along with, but luckily for the Docs, they made the official aware of the illegal tatics used by the New New Midnight Express. We almost witnessed highway robbery here tonight. But justice always prevails. The Love Doctors are still your HI-YAH In-- 

Moracca breaks a MORACCA over the head of Dr. Anderson. Mariachi decks Dr. Pigley with a stiff running forearm smash to the back of the neck. Mariachi putting the boots to Dr. Pigley. Steven nailed in the back of the head with the tag title. The Diablos whip Dr. Max to the ropes. They clothesline him using the tag belt. Mariachi and Moracaa with a SPIKE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER onto the belt! 

TENAY
We need help out here! It is chaotic. Los Diablos Del Fuego ambushing the Love Doctors. Almost every member of the security team followed the Midnight Express and Sooner Bruisers into the crowd. Los Diablos Del Fuego took advantage of the situation and jumped the Docs from behind. Dr. Anderson [B][COLOR=red]bleeding[/COLOR][/B] from the back of his head. He's gonna need stitches. You talk about making an impact. They made one, all right.

Los Diablos Del Fuego stand over the Docs holding the International tag titles. 

MORACCA
If you're gonna play with fire...

MARIACHI
Except to get burned. 

Diablos lick their index fingers and touch their ass. 

MORACCA & MARIACHI
Ssssssss!