Hoff 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2005 COLE Folks, welcome back to HeldDown, and it's been a wild night so far! COACH Absolutely, let's remind everyone that we've found our main event for Dirty Deeds, and it's gonna be a big one. Champion vs. Champion, Hoff against Peter Knight! COLE A blockbuster matchup, sure to be a memorable encounter, but Coach, I have to ask, what was your deal at AngleSlam? COACH What do you mean, Mikey? COLE You know what I mean! You sticking your nose into PK and Crystal's X-Title match! COACH Well, I mean, as much of a ladies' man as the Coach is, I still need to earn some brownie points, y'dig? CABOOSE Like hell, Coachman. What was all that business about "we?" COACH "We?" I don't know-- COLE You do too! Coach, you said that "we" were so close! Now just who is we? Are you allied with Crystal and Gunner? COACH Listen, listen, sometimes things get said in the heat of the moment. It's nothing to worry about, players! COLE I don't know... CABOOSE I'm watching you, Coachman. COACH Ooooooooh, scaaaaaaaaary. Just then, a hard rock riff hits, and the fans cheer! COLE What the...who the hell is this? [i]"WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!"[/i] The strains of Blur's [i]Song Number 2[/i] hit, and the fans cheer....until they see who steps out from the curtain! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE It's Rick Heyross! Indeed, a smiling Heyross steps out from the curtain, flanked by his newest acquisitions, Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin! CABOOSE And there's Team Heyross. Now, I don't like what they did to my man, Chris Stevens, but these guys looked pretty impressive last week! COACH Well, the Coach definitely notices the male physique, and these guys are impressive specimens for sure! COLE Well Rick Heyross has received this time to more fully explain his actions last week. Heyross and his team step into the ring. Moss and Benjamin climb the near corners, posing for the fans as Heyross smiles and applauds. Heyross asks for a microphone. CABOOSE I don't know what else he has to explain, Cole! He's pissed at Chris Stevens for staling his client! Seems pretty open and shut to me. Heyross turns to address the fans. HEYROSS So apparently, this company would like me to EXPLAIN myself. "BOOOOOOO" HEYROSS This company would like me to further clarify WHY my boys and I took CSI out last week. Well, let me try and express myself in terms that you morons can understand. "BOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE He doesn't need to berate our fans! HEYROSS You see, there's a man by the name of Brock Ausstin, who by all rights ought to be the top guy in this business. Size, strength, speed, he has it all, and he was on his way to the top. And you know who was guiding him there? ME! RICK HEYROSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOO!!" HEYROSS I brought Brock into this company! I guided him to win after win after win! And when he fell off the path, who led him back on? ME! RICK HEYROSS!! I took him from a meaningless feud with a guy who isn't even a memory in this company anymore, to a feud with the X-Division Champion! I did that? And HOW did Brock thank me? "BOOOOOOO" HEYROSS He STABBED ME IN THE BACK!! The fans jeer as Heyross grimaces. Team Heyross tries to console him, patting him on the back and nodding their heads. COACH Well, Rick makes a good point! Brock turned his back on his manager! Heyross wipes away some crocodile tears before turning back to the fans. HEYROSS Brock Ausstin SCREWED me! But I know something....I know something that, well, most people don't know, but it's not exactly hard to figure out. Ladies and gentlemen, Brock Ausstin.....is STUPID!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" HEYROSS That's right! Brock Ausstin is as dumb as a sack of bricks, UNLIKE my new team here. And I know that as dense as he is, Brock would NEVER have left me on his own. No, that rests on the shoulders of one man....CHRIS STEVENS. Rick spits the name of Stevens, which draws a pop from the crowd. HEYROSS Oh yeah, cheer him! CHEER this man! This man who ruins careers! The man who PISSED on my legacy! The man who drove Brock Ausstin from this business! Chris Stevens, you are SCUM, and I am gonna make you pay, for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!! Heyross looks out wild-eyed at the crowd, who get on him for the remarks. COLE Well Rick Heyross has-- [i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] And the fans explode as CSI's music hits! COLE Is Chris Stevens coming out to defend himself? The crowd goes wild as Jumbo comes out from behind the curtain, holding it open for.....Jay Richards!! COACH Wait, it's Jay Richards! CABOOSE Jay and Jumbo, but...where's my man? Jay, mic in hand, points at Heyross. JAY Why don't you cool it for one second so I can do my introductions. Ladies and gentlemen, JAY COOL IS IN THE BUILDING!! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" JAY And since Chris isn't here to defend himself, I figured I'd take over for this evening. The fans cheer as Heyross grimaces. Team Heyross looks menacingly up the ramp. JAY Now, let's take this step-by-step. Before you went out and got your little BUTT-buddies, you claim that Chris Stevens stole your man. Well, I can see where that would be a problem. I mean, clearly, you're desparate for a man. The crowd goes BANANA as Heyross fumes in the ring! JAY Why else would you surround yourself with a couple of BUTT-buddies?! Jay laughs as the crowd goes WILD. Team Heyross starts stomping around the ring, shouting threats at Jay. COLE Folks, we here at the OAOAST are tolerant of all life choices. JAY So anyway, here's how it is. If Brock Ausstin wanted to stay under the prestigious eye of Rick Heyross, that's where he'd be. The only person you have to blame is yourself. "YEEEEEAAAAHHHH!" JAY And you've only got yourself to blame.... A man in the front row stands up, throwing off his trenchcoat. JAY ...for what's about to happen right now! The man slides into the ring... COLE That's Chris Stevens!!! And the crowd EXPLODES as Stevens grabs Charlie Moss from behind and throws him out of the ring! Quentin Benjamin turns around....SUPERKICK!! Benjamin crashes to the mat! CABOOSE MY MAN! Heyross turns around, and Stevens points at him! Heyross bails and heads up the ramp...and Jumbo heads down to meet him! In the ring, Moss climbs back in and hits Stevens from behind! Moss whips Stevens into the ropes, reversal, Moss comes off and Stevens NAILS him in the jaw! COLE Another superkick for Team Heyross! And LOOK AT RICK! On the ramp, Rick Heyross pleads with Jumbo. Jumbo raises an eyebrow, looks out at the cheering crowd...and grabs Rick by the hair! Jumbo tosses Rick into the ring and Rick climbs to his feet....FACE TO FACE with Stevens! Rock begs off, but Stevens kicks him, then grabs his arms and twists him, hooking him from behind! JAY SPIKE HIM, CHRIS! The crowd cheers as Stevens drops Heyross on his head with the Unprettier!! COLE Chris Stevens has taken Team Heyross out!! In the ring, Stevens shouts down at Heyross before Jumbo escorts him out of the ring. They head up the ramp, where Chris and Jay high-five. JAY Oh, one more thing. I just got out of Cal's office, and next week, it's gonna be CSI against Team Heyross, AND you, Rick! We'll see ya! JAY COOL........OUT! Jay flips the mic down as "Who Are You" kicks in!! COLE Well CSI has returned fire tonight, and what an announcement for next week! All three CSI members against Moss, Benjamin, AND Rick Heyross! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
