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[Bruce Blank 0]

No matches? that's a new one

[JJ Johnson 0]

There was your match/jobber squash thing.

 

 

EDIT: Here's my promo in full markup'd form, in case the one on the show gives you a headache.

 

 

Johnson charges…well as fast a he can charge at this point of the match, but Zyon simply leap frogs a bloody JJ Johnson and turns looks to hit Johnson with the “SNAP” running dropkick!!!

 

King: He’s attempting that “Snap” dropkick.

 

Pete: One of the more popular mo-BRITISHISCHIS

 

 

 

-n tries to make it back to his feet, but Johnson stomps that dream away by giving Zyon a swift kick to the face. The submission specialist then decides to show some CANADIAN RAGE ~ by placing Zyon into a picture perfect sharpshooter.

 

Pete: Even though I may dislike JJ Johnson I love the Sharpsho-BRITISHISCHIS

 

 

-er the youth on. JJ Johnson makes his way toward his opponent and looks for a right hand, but Zyon just takes it and finds a way to throw Johnson into the temple face first. JJ Johnson bounces off the Erechtheion and into Zyon who delivers a kick to Johnson and goes for his patented “Final Hour” cradle piledriver!!!!

 

Pete: This could give Zyon ample enough time to find and plant the olive tree.

 

King: I can’t believe we are basically marking out for an olive tree.

 

Zyon attempts to lift the former UFC fighter, but JJ Johnson counters by sweeping Zyon’s legs from out of under him and then goes for a sharpshooter, but Mak Francis walks up to JJ Johnson and hooks him into the “FRANCHISE TAG!!” This time Johnson isn’t able to escape and is stricken down with the finisher landing in a nasty fashion on the ground covered in rock and dry clay!!

 

Pete: Oh that was just IN-BRITISHISCHIS

 

 

"...sane." says Hawke, Johnson looking up only briefly from his tape studying to acknowledge his stablemate's comment. "Pete's so predictable."

 

JJ smirks at this, and nods in agreement as he continues to fast forward through the rest of Acropolis Now on his "Unique Youth: The Best of Zyon" DVD. The Dean of Professional Wrestling chuckles a little.

 

"If I may impart some veteran advice, tape studying is a lot more effective if you don't fast forward through the crappy parts." says Jay. "Especially with Zyon. You'll have gone through the whole DVD without learning a thing."

 

The smirk on Johnson's face becomes a grin, and he presses play. The DVD slows down to normal speed, and the entrances of the Red Light Rumble in Amsterdam come into view, just in time for Zyon to bust through the curtain, his belt around his waist. The grin immediately fades, and Johnson stares, momentarily, at his first SWF accomplishment before remembering that he has his own gold now. Better gold, contrary to the belief of one particular country bumpkin.

 

"But in all seriousness, don't underestimate him. I think that's why you've never beaten him." says the International Champion, his joking smile dropping off of his face as he imparts some more advice on the ultimate fighter. At "never beaten him", Johnson's head snaps to attention, and he mouths one word.

 

"France."

 

Jay thinks for a moment, then grabs the remote and skips to that match, fast-forwarding to the finish.

 

-e largest man in the match, but not enough to bring him down, and so he throws a super kick. Pretzler ducks, and brings him up into Electric Chair position, obviously looking to hit an Ocea-WHAP!

 

BANG!

 

 

Out of NOWHERE comes JJ Johnson, springing off the top rope and stepping onto Manson’s left leg before hitting a Yakuza kick, Pretz dropping back on the Electric Chair as hard as possible and bridging up for the pin.

 

 

ONE

 

 

 

T-

 

And it's at that point that Hawke pauses. It's right there on the screen, for anyone to see.

 

 

Pretzler got the fall. On Manson. Johnson didn't beat Zyon. Not technically. Johnson stares a hole through the TV, realizing that way Jay said is true. He's never beaten Zyon. Not in three opportunities. And if he doesn't take him seriously, he's not going to be able to do it a fourth time.

 

"Oh, and by the way, I got something for you." adds Hawke as an afterthought before walking to his particular section of the Cucaracha Internacional locker room and pulling something out of his bag. With a flick of his wrist, it's headed the Canadian's way, and he effortlessly snatches it out of the air before looking at the cover.

 

SWF GENESIS VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY

 

ADVANCE COPY

 

"I think you know what that's for." says the Dean before turning and starting to leave the locker room, only to run into the leader of the faction.

 

"Oh, hey Jay." says La Cucaracha, a bit out of breath, before looking to see Johnson slipping the DVD into the player. "What's JJ doing?"

 

"You didn't see the Lockdown card? He's facing Zyon, for the title." answers the International champ.

 

"Ah, I see. He...he looks pissed off." notes Landon, glancing at Johnson's face before turning back to Jay. Jay looks behind him, for his own gander at Johnson's face.

 

"Nah, he's not pissed. He's just motivated. And him being motivated isn't going to hurt anyone." chuckles the 8-year veteran, his tone doing wonders in its attempt to calm the doubts of the Future.

 

"Well, except maybe Zyon." adds the Dean, laughing to himself as he walks out of the room, Johnson pointing the remote at the DVD player and pushing a button.

 

As Genesis VI continues from the World’s Most Famous Arena, we cut to our broadcast team, looking as exhausted as many of the wrestlers who have already competed tonight.

 

Pete: “Can you believe this amazing action, King? And we’ve still got a long way to g-BRITISHISCHIS

 

 

FADE OUT

[Bruce Blank 0]

There was your match/jobber squash thing.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That's a good point

 

I guess that means that the Nightmare Express have main evented their first show!!

 

TKO can't say that

 

which is why we're ranked higher than them in the tag rankings

[jwpeer 0]

I liked Storm, even with all the promos (Story has to get developed -somewhere-). Though Wildchild's promo made W&D getting cheered during mine a bit silly, but it's still possible fans hate TNE more than W&D.

 

Really excited to see what's gonna happen w/ Max King and Landon, and where that fits int the Todd Cortez thing !