King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2005 With her big title defence just moments away, OAOAST World Women's Champion Ashley Street looks noticeably nervous as she walks through the backstage area and towards the arena. Before she can get to the curtains though, she's stopped in her tracks by everyone's favourite resident tool, Josh Matthews. MATTHEWS Ashley! Ashley, can we get a few words on your title defence tonight before you go out there? Triple Threat Rules, but obviously it's a lot more complicated than that. Are you expecting it to be a true triple threat match, or preparing for a handicap match? ASHLEY Well, it's pretty obvious why this benefactor wanted this match. If you think Valerie and Constance aren't going to team up tonight, you're going to be proven wrong pretty soon. But I'm ready for it. I know it's gonna be 2 on 1. I know the odds are stacked against me. And I'll be damned if this benefactor's gonna get what she wants. Only thing I hope is that Valerie and Constance have already been paid. See, they're gonna need that money to fix their faces after I kick their noses into the fourth row! Ashley storms off, leaving Matthews a little shocked at the intent in Ashley's words. Back to the arena we cut, as "Seether" by Veruca Salt hits as Valerie and Constance strut out onto the stage, smug as can be. The duo stop, raising their arms and soaking up the boos of the crowd, before they make their way down the aisle. Valerie stops midway, checking her hair is in place in the lens of a nearby camera, Constance seeing it and deciding she should do the same. BUFFER The following Triple Threat contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the OAOAST World Women's Championship. Introducing first, challengers one and two. Both hailing from St. Paul, Minnesota...weighing one hundred, fourty nine and one hundred, fourty six pounds respectively... CONSTANCE and VALERIE... THE MINNESOTAAAAAA... AAAAAANNGGGGEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Constance and Valerie slide into the ring and climb adjacent turnbuckles, raising their arms high to a totally negative reaction from the fans. The Angels sneer out at the fans, before leaping off the ropes and having a quick team conference. COLE I think that says it all right there. These two females, Valerie and Constance, are regular tag team partners. You can call this a triple threat match all you want, but I think Ashley and everyone else for that matter knows different. Valerie and Constance are used to teaming up. They're not used to competing against each other. And I doubt they want to compete against each other. COACH But they'll have to eventually. So, they take Ashley Street, double-team her for the entire match...they can't BOTH win the title. COLE Maybe they have some sort of plan set out when it comes time to pin Ashley. I just can't see them competing against each other. They're probably being paid extra by this damn 'benefactor' not to attack each other. CABOOSE This benefactor isn't going to pay as much for as win as she would for a maiming though. I wouldn't be surprised if the deal was for Valerie and Constance to put Ashley out of action, injure her and then settle the match amically themselves once she's done with. "ANY WAY YOU WANT IT! THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT! ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!" Suddenly, "Any Way You Want It" by Rise Against hits and the crowd come to their feet for the arrival of the Women's Champion! BUFFER And their opponent...from Evansville, Indiana. Weighing in at one hundred, fifty nine pounds...the OAOAST WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION... AAAAASSSHHHLLEEEEEYYYY... SSSSSSTTRRREEEEEEETT!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Bursting through the curtains, Ashley doesn't drop a gear at all as she rushes down the aisle at full speed. Unstrapping her title on the way, the run continues right on into the ring, as she slides in and immediately tackles Valerie to the ground! *DINGDINGDING!* The bell is hurriedly rung by the referee, as Ashley starts to throw manic rights and lefts on the mounted Valerie. Valerie tries to cover up as Ashley keeps clubbing away, until Constance pulls her off with two handfuls of hair. Only to get tackled herself and to recieve some wild rights and lefts too! Valerie manages to shake off the cobwebs and help her regular partner out, attacking Ashley from behind and pulling her off of Constance. She then irish whips Ashley away. But she forgets about the Champion all too quickly as she concerns herself with helping Constance up, which she does just in time for Ashley to mow through them both with a double clothesline! Valerie goes flying out of the ring on contact, while Constance flops to the canvas. Ashley grabs Constance by the hair though, hauling her straight back up and backing her into the corner... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!!" A knifedge chop connects, Constance left gasping for breath... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!!" ...as Ashley lashes her a second time. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!!" And a third for good luck. COLE Ashley isn't backing down here! She's taking it to both Angels with no fear and no retreat! Constance moans in pain in the corner, but soon eats a stiff forearm to the face. And a second. Rocked, Constance can do nothing to stop herself being whipped out of the corner and into the opposite turnbuckles by Ashley. But before the Champ can follow up, Valerie sneaks back into the ring and clubs her from behind. Two, three and four sledges slam into Ashley's spine. Ashley shrugs them off though and nails Valerie with a back elbow to the jaw. She then grabs Valerie by the arm, whipping her across the ring and into her own partner in the corner! The Angels crack heads, Valerie staggering backwards as Constance falls seated in the corner. Charging forward, Street hits the ropes at the side and clotheslines down Valerie. She then turns a quick 360, diving at Constance and driving both feet into her jaw with the Face Lift (dropkick face wash)! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" CABOOSE Ugh! Right to the face and poor Constance couldn't do anything to protect herself. COLE That one hundred fifty nine pounds coming down on your face, feet first! With Constance seeing stars and out of contention for the moment, Ashley turns back to her other opponent. Coming back to her feet, Valerie throws a desperation right hand. But she finds nothing but thin air as Ashley ducks, driving a knee into the gut. Grabbing the hair, Ashley then holds Valerie in position, before driving her knee up into Valerie's chest repeatedly, hitting at least six knee strikes before letting her collapse lifelessly to the mat. ASHLEY C'MOOOOOONN!!! Firing up the crowd, Ashley turns to follow up on Valerie. She has to take a detour though, as Constance stumbles over looking to help out her partner in crime. Ashley evades Constance's lunge though, ducking behind and dropping The Minnesota Angel with a quick belly to back suplex. Back up to her feet is Valerie too. But she's still winded from the knee strikes and Ashley is able to skirt behind her, hooking Valerie up much like Constance...but adding a little more snap to the move, folding Valerie up with a Backdrop Suplex!! Valerie uncoils, straight into a lateral press by Ashley... 1... 2... Broken up by Constance! COLE There's the save. Ashley stands no chance of winning this match unless she gets rid of one Angel and leaves herself alone with the other. Ashley is brought up with some help from Constance, who decides fishhooking the mouth of the OAOAST Champion is a good idea. Until that is she starts howling in pain and stamping her feet, trying to alert the referee that Ashley is biting her finger. Before the referee can get a good look, Ashley lets Constance free and snaps off a quick mule kick into the gut to double Constance over. Applying a front facelock, Ashley then sets up Constance for a vertical suplex. Constance is able to shift off to the left, landing behind Ashley and applying a waistlock. Quickly Ashley connects with a back elbow. A second elbow is ducked though, Ashley spinning around into Northern Lights position but soon freeing herself with a knee lift to the face! She then ducks into Constance and uses the Northern Lights Suplex herself... 1... 2... Broken up by Valerie! COLE And again, the save is made by the other Angel...Ashley is holding her own, but she's unable to keep one of the Angels down for long enough to pin the other. Valerie is up quickly and stomps away on Ashley before she can pull herself up. Reaching down, she then starts to pull Ashley up to her feet. Once at her knees, Ashley rocks Valerie with a forearm to the gut. Valerie continues to pull the Champ up. But another forearm connects, allowing Ashley to tumble behind with a sunset flip pin... 1... 2... Valerie shifts her weight, sitting atop Ashley... 1... 2... Ashley counters back into the sunset pin... 1... 2... Suddenly, Constance arrives behind Ashley, taking her over from the sunset pin and cradling her into a crucifix... 1... 2... Ashley kicks out, rolling through to her feet. As she charges, Ashley then ducks a clothesline from Constance, contuining on and PLOUGHING through Valerie as she begins to sit up with a running knee strike!! The crowd gasp, as Ashley turns on her heels and tackles a charging Constance, just muscling her back until the turnbuckles drive their way into the challengers spine! Constance slumps into the turnbuckles, as Ashley backs up and follows in with a clothesline, further knocking the wind from Constance. CABOOSE This is all well and good, but Ashley needs to focus on one Angel. Going up against both of them single handedly is only going to work for so long before The Angels finally re-group and team up. COLE That's the danger for the Champion. The longer this match goes, the more tired she will be because she's having to do all the work, while Valerie and Constance can split work and rest between them. Although, at the moment, it's not working. Ashley drags Valerie up by the hair again. Meeting Constance on the way up too, Ashley takes the two and slams the Minnesota Angels' heads together. Ashley then tosses Constance aside and out of the ring, focusing on Valerie with another stiff forearm strike. Followed by a second. And a third, causing Valerie to stumble around the ring with her equilibrium shot to pieces. While Valerie is off balance, Ashley takes advantage by hitting the ropes. Brushing past Valerie, she then hits the ropes in front and tries to finish things with a fourth, momentum dirven forearm. Valerie ducks at the last second though! Stumbling through, Ashley keeps on running as Constance appears on the apron in front of her. But her forearm is avoided again, Constance ducking down and dropping Ashley throat-first across the top rope! Back snaps Ashley, Valerie lying in wait with a knee to the kidneys. Hooking the head, Valerie then cradles the leg as well and dives back with a Golden Gate Swing (Fisherman's Neckbreaker) that drops Ashley on the back of her neck violently! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The crowd get on The Angels case as Constance re-enters the ring, telling Valerie to have a break while she applies a Camel Clutch on Ashley. Constance pulls back, making sure to put torque on the neck as she applies the hold. Already, the Champion looks in serious pain, reaching for the ropes in a futile attempt. "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" COLE These fans are trying to gather behind Ashley Street...and she needs all the support she can get! CABOOSE Come on Mickey. Unless these idiots storm the ring, all they're going to do is make a noise. How's that going to help Ashley Street in a wrestling match? COLE It'll give her something to work for! CABOOSE Besides the belt and the winners money? Pulling back on the hold, Constance leaves Ashley's arms at her side to focus on the neck. Ashley is determined not to give in and pushes to all fours, ready to try and attempt an escape. A sudden crossface catches her across the bridge of the nose though, dropping her back down. Constance re-applies the hold soon after, while Valerie has recovered and is easing herself up to the middle rope. Seeing her partner setting something up, Constance stands up and brings up Ashley, holding her in place while Valerie comes off the ropes. Driving the right hand into Ashley's temple, Valerie falls to her knees after the move, still affected by the forearms. Meanwhile, Constance pushes Ashley, forward into the turnbuckles. She then crouches down and positions herself underneath the Women's Champion, using all her strength to hoist Ashley up into an Electric Chair position! COLE Now that's impressive strength! Ashley is no lightweight, but Constance is holding her up with seeming ease! Seeming ease apart from her legs shaking violently. Constance keeps Ashley hoisted up though, managing to walk slowly and very carefully out from the corner. Stepping behind her partner, Valerie looks up at Ashley and waits until Constance is in position, before giving a shout. A shout which prompts Constance to suddenly fall backwards. And as both women come down, Valerie is in perfect position to catch Constance off of the Electric Chair with a Falling Neckbreaker!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" CABOOSE Fantastic double-team move! COLE I told you, it's a damn handicap match! The Angels climb back up together and exchange a high-five, the match clearly going their way now after a rough opening. But now, with Ashley seemingly ready to be pinned, The Angels don't seem sure what to do next. Valerie looks inquisitively at Constance, who seems to be saying she'll make the pin. Valerie of course wants to make the pin too. So The Angels, unable to decide on who'll get the pin, decide instead to pull Ashley back to her feet and go for something else. "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" Valerie is back in charge now and pulls Ashley to her feet, stepping behind the World Women's Champion in back suplex position. And, after a brief struggle, she manages to get Ashley up. Instead of dropping back, Valerie turns Ashley towards the corner and sits her on the top turnbuckle, holding her up so she doesn't fall back just yet. With Ashley sat up top, Valerie turns her back to the Champ, holding her in hang(wo)man's neckbreaker position. Desperately Ashley fires off side elbows in an attempt to escape the move, doing so eventually and causing Valerie to stumble away. Grabbing the top rope, Ashley is then able to sit up, sitting herself on the top turnbuckle. But she doesn't reckon on Constance replacing her partner, hooking Ashley's head and dropping her with a sick Hang(wo)man's Neckbreaker from the top!! COACH DAYYUM~! COLE For a moment there, I thought you'd gone Coach. How we miss your input. With Ashley done, Constance drags her away from the ropes...and after checking Valerie is still tending to her throbbing head, Constance hooks a leg and makes the pin... 1... 2... KICKOUT! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Constance fumes at the referee before bringing Ashley up again, backing her in the corner. Groggy but up, Valerie positions herself opposite the corner. And waits, until Constance whips Ashley out of the corner and into an STO! Wasting no time, Valerie makes an immediate cover before Constance can do anything to stop her partner... 1... 2... KICKOUT!! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Ashley kicks out! And Constance doesn't look too disappointed at that to be honest. Together, The Minnesota Angels pull Ashley back to her feet once again and set up for another double team. Constance applies a standing headscissors and motions for Valerie to go to the turnbuckles, which she does. Valerie then climbs to the middle rope, as Constance lifts Ashley for a Piledrive...NO, Ashley blocks. Clinging on desperately to the leg, Ashley tries to hold off the Spike Piledriver attempt. But Valerie comes off the middle rope with a double axehandle to the back, weakening up Ashley again. "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" The fans are still routing behind the Champion, but she looks in dire straights as Constance picks her up for the Piledriver again...NO, blocked again! Constance clubs away at Ashley to weaken her up again and for the third time, makes the attempt to lift her up. But again Ashley blocks and this time trips up Constance! Panicking on the ropes, Valerie has to re-adjust and leaps towards Ashley...just as Ashley falls back, catapulting Constance... *OOF!* ...and causing The Minnesota Angels to collide in mid-air!! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" All three women are down now, with the referee checking on all three. And with none of the three showing signs of response, he has no choice but to lay a count on. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" COLE The ref's starting his count and if all three women stay down, Ashley obviously retains on a draw... "FOUR!" COLE ...but if either Constance or Valerie get up, I assume whoever gets up will be the Women's Champion by default! "FIVE!" "SIX!" Constance begins to stir first, pulling herself up on the ropes while Ashley is also showing some signs of movement. Meanwhile, Valerie is still down and still motionless. "SEVEN!" "EIGHT!" "NI...THEY'RE UP!" Both Constance and Ashley reach their feet at the same time and turn to meet each other. Constance strikes first with a right hand. Ashley throws a right hand back. Constance retaliates with a forearm. But so does Ashley. Forearm from Constance. Forearm from Ashley. Forearm from Constance. Forearm by Ashley...forearm again by Ashley. Again, again and again she connects as a sudden rush of adrenaline flows through the champion's blood! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Constance is backed up on the ropes and Ashley fires off one last forearm strike, before whipping the challenger off the ropes. Still Valerie is down, leaving no-one to stop Ashley from executing a Powerslam on Constance, straight into a pin Road Warrior style... 1... 2... Kickout! Back to her feet, Ashley is still riding on adrenaline as she catches Constance in a side headlock. Ashley fires a quick right hand into the forehead for good measure, before walking out a couple of steps and dropping to one knee with a modified facebuster! COLE Ashley's firing back now, but she has to get this victory quickly, because Valerie is beginning to stir in the corner. Seeing that clearly, Ashley knows she has no time to waste. And while Constance is stunned on one knee, Ashley rushes into the corner and gets herself a run-up before sprinting at Constance, springing off the knee and firing a toe kick into the face of the challenger!! COLE SHINING I HATE YOUR FACE!! COACH She's gotta make the cover!! And Ashley does so right on cue... 1... 2... TH.. ...VALERIE BREAKS THE COUNT!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Damnit that would have been all! This is ridiculous, Ashley can't overcome these odds! Valerie helps Ashley up and backs her into the corner, choking the Women's Champion which earns her a reprimand from the referee. She breaks quickly enough, more concerned with doing damage to the neck. Grabbing Ashley by the neck, Valerie slams the back of her head into the top turnbuckle. And a second time! Ashley is hurting now, as Valerie sets her up again, taking a moment to taunt the crowd...which proves a moment too long, as Ashley suddenly turns the stand around... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!!" *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!!" *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!!" ...and lashes her with a quick flurry of chops. Valerie shakes and quivers in the corner, but suddenly gets pulled out by Ashley and into a short drop-toe-hold. Face bouncing off the canvas, Valerie remains down as Ashley hurriedly hooks up the leg and grabs on a crossface, applying an STF submission hold on Valerie!! COLE She's got Valerie!! But Constance is recovering and unless she forces a tap-out quickly, Ashley is yet again a sitting duck! CABOOSE Man, are you ever pessimistic! Ashley wrenches back on the head of Valerie, trying with all her might to force the challenger to give it up... ...and Valerie looks in a whole world of pain, reaching out for the ropes and finding nothing. Ashley pulls back again, growling with intensity, crossfacing Ashley as much as possible with the hold... ...to force her hand to hover over the canvas... ...and... ...IT'S BROKEN UP BY CONSTANCE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Constance quickly applies a cravaté hold on Ashley, pulling her to her feet. She drives in some knees on the way up to keep Ashley weakened, while Valerie rolls out of the ring. Keeping the cravaté on, Constance turns back to the centre of the ring and kicks away repeatedly at the back of Ashley's knee. Eventually, Ashley is forced onto one knee, but she refuses to go without a fight and starts to throw elbows back into the stomach of the Minnesota Angel. Eventually Constance releases the cravaté, instead applying a side headlock. Ashley goes to the gut again though, then bringing Constance into the ropes and shooting her across the ring. On the way back, Constance suddenly drops down, prompting Ashley to run and vault over her. Ashley now comes off the ropes, throwing out a Lariat... ...ducked by Constance, who grabs Ashley's head and snaps her down with a Neckbreaker across her right knee!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Ashley remains seated after the short ride and the bad landing, but is quickly pulled back up by Constance, into a standing headscissors. COLE Package Piledriver! We're going to have a new champion! Underhooking one arm, Constance tries for the other. Ashley fights it but finds her arm hooked anyway. So she suddenly lifts back and backdrops Constance over, bridging on top with a jacknife pin... 1... 2... KICKOUT!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE NO, ONLY TWO!! CABOOSE Just like the Gauntlet Match...only this time, Constance kicked out!! Both women scramble to their feet, Constance quickly burying a boot to the gut of Ashley and pointing to her temple, letting the world know just how smart she is. Before going after the arms again. One arm gets hooked and the second follows quickly afterwards, the Package Piledriver all set... ...until Ashley backdrops her way out!! "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Constance pulls herself up, but Ashley is waiting...ducking underneath a clothesline, snaring the arm and snapping Constance over with a super-sudden Exploder Suplex!! Unfolding, Constance lies looking up at the lights as Ashley slumps on top with the makeshift pin... 1... 2... JUST TWO!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" Still not done, Constance pulls herself up on the ropes again. She doesn't stay there long though, as Ashley charges and leaves her feet with a less than majestic dropkick, that sends Constance crashing out through the ropes and to the floor. But if Ashley was expecting a reprieve, she's in for a shock as from behind, Valerie creeps up and kicks her in the gut. Hooking the arm through the legs, Valerie applies the Pumphandle, preparing to finish Ashley off. But Ashley is able to throw her head up and headbutt Valerie, dazing the Angel and allowing Ashley to carefully lift her leg over the intertwined arms, escaping the pumphandle. With the arms still held, Ashley then ducks behind Valerie. Arms locked in a X across her body, the groggy Valerie tries to struggle free. But she suddenly finds herself going up and over, into a Straightjacket German Suplex, with a bridge... 1... ...no, Ashley can'd hold the bridge...but she can cradle Valerie up tightly... 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE SHE GOT IT!! CABOOSE Damn it! Where the hell did that come from!?! COLE Ashley Street with a unique suplex and despite the bad neck, she got herself on top with the pin one way or another...and those three seconds where only one Angel was around were crucial in the end! Ashley rolls off of Valerie and straight on out of the ring, not hanging around for Constance to come back and gather some revenge. The referee retrieves the Women's Title, handing it to Ashley who takes it and wastes no time in leaving, while Constance rolls into the ring and throws herself a mini-hissy fit at her partner's defeat. BUFFER Your winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST World Womens Champion... AAAAASSSHHHHLLLLLEEEEEEYYYYY... SSSSTTRRRREEEEEEEEEEEETT!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Ashley quickly skirts off down the aisle, belt raised high above her head as she goes. The crowd are all applauding Ashley and judging from the smile on her face, she feels completely vindicated now. The benefactor didn't get what she wanted. All that money. Wasted. *CRACK!* COLE Hey...WHAT THE HELL!?! Suddenly, Ashley goes sprawling forwards as a steel chair crashes into the back of her head. The title goes flying and Ashley is motionless, as the camera pans up to show the cuplrit...a masked person, clearly a woman, standing with chair in hand! COLE Who the hell is that!?! CABOOSE How am I supposed to know, she's wearing a freaking mask! Whoever it is, the masked attacker runs for the hills, the damage done, leaving Ashley Street motionless on the rampway as the directors wisely decide to cut away to something else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
