Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2005 Backstage, Tony Schiavone stands in front of a OAOAST backdrop, alongside the Sooner Bruisers, who look INTENSE! SCHIAVONE Gentlemen, this past Sunday night at Dirty Deeds you were involved in one of the best matches I've ever seen in the history of this great sport, going up against the New New Midnight Express. Back and forth encounter with many great exchanges. But it's what happened before the 1-2-3 that I'd like to talk to you about. It's no secret the South Central Militia are serving as Jim Cornette's hitmen. He wants somebody eliminated, they get the job done for him. Unfortunately they've already completed one successful mission, taking out the Heavenly Rockers. We know these are some real bad guys with equally bad attitudes. Nothing more than hired thugs. And it appears they've turned their eyes to you as we saw at Dirty Deeds, where they cost you your match against the New New Midnight Express. It is said wounds heal in time. But judging by the looks on your faces, that isn't the case. FRANK HELL, NO, that isn't the case, Tony Schiavone! We pride ourselves on kicking ass straight up. If we're beaten it's because we lost to the better team that night. Everybody who saw that tag match Sunday night knows the New New Midnight Express weren't the better team. Like after pulling out of a fine piece of ass, the next step if the big finish. And like anyone of the Man of Tomorrow's megabytes would tell you, the big finish is never premature. As we're about to finish off the Midnights, them punk-ass bitches, Marcellus Wallace and Vincent Santana, the South Central Militia, show up and screw us up the ass. We don't need no damn help winning matches. Just like a lumberjack, all we need is our hands. So boys, instead of hittin' us from behind, why don't you try doing it in front of our faces? My brother and I challenge you two punks next week. We don't care if you're under contract or not, we'll do it non-sanction if we have to. We want a piece of your asses! FRANKIE Dirty Deeds...done dirt cheap? Next week we'll another AC/DC classic: "Highway to Hell." Ow-ow-ow-OWWWWWWW! FRANK The Man of Tomorrow is your upgrade, download if ya need me. The Man of Tomorrow flexes his bicep, then kisses the peak before exiting with his brother. SCHAIVONE That's it from here, guys. Back to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
