Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2005 As per usual, I'll post letting you guys know it's done. Won't be long (gotta get home for The OC!). BUFFER Llladies and gentlemen, the following tornado tag team match is for the OAOAST Tag Team Championships of the World! “YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Oh Hell Yeah blasts across the Dunk’s PA as the X-Champion, Peter Knight, walks through the curtain. In an ironic twist, he is met with mostly boos from the pro-Zack Providence crowd, even though his hometown is only a 15 minute drive from here. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers. First, from Fall River, Massachusetts, weighing in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds, he is also the reigning X-Division champion of the WOOORLD…Peterrrrrrr Kniiiiiight!! COLE I don’t think at the beginning of tonight’s show, Peter Knight thought he would be getting another shot at OAOAST gold, but here he is. Knight, ready and waiting to take his frustration over his loss to Hoff out on someone, steps through the ropes and drops his title belt in the corner, adjusting his straps and pulling the ropes as his music fades. “Ohh OHH OOOOH!” Sexy Boy hits the PA for the second time tonight and the crowd unloads with boos on Knight’s partner, as he simply walks through the curtain, skipping the usual dancing and playing to the crowd. Instead, he looks upon the crowd with contempt as he walks down the aisle. BUFFER And his partner, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds….SOME Guyyyyyyyyyy. COLE Some Guy, who wasn’t at all happy with being left off Dirty Deeds this Sunday, came out to start the show and tore into everyone he could think of, which set up our main event tonight. SG, looking as intense as his partner, walks over to Knight and gives him a pep talk, though Knight doesn’t look at him and instead looks towards the entrance as the music fades. *GOOOOOOONG* “YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” “GET DOWN!” “GET DOWN!” “GET DOWN!” “GET DOWN!” “GET DOWN!” “GET DOWN!” “GET DOWN!” The Providence crowd bobs and grooves to the entrance music of one half of the World Tag Team champions, who struts into the arena, tag belt around his waist. BUFFER And their opponents, the OAOAST World Tag Team Champions! First, from Grand Rapids, Michigan, weighing in at two hundred and twenty-eight pounds, The Silky Smooth One, Lllleonnn Rodezzzzzzzz!! Rodez walks down the aisle, playing to the crowd and clearly enjoying life. Suddenly, he stops and looks down at the tag team belt around his waist and slapping his forehead. He turns and points towards the entrance as his music fades, the Rhody crowd knowing what (or rather who) Rodez is signaling for. “YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” The first notes of Getting Away With Murder hit the PA, but that’s all the TV audience hears, as the roof figuratively blows off the Dunkin’ Donuts Center (because if it literally did, the arena would be destroyed, see). COLE LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!!! I HAVE TO SPEAK IN CAPS TO CONVEY HOW LOUD I HAVE TO SPEAK TO BE HEARD OVER THIS OVATION!!! Even Rodez is surprised a bit as the other half of the tag champs walks into the arena with Candie on his arm, shaking his head in amazement at the reaction he gets from his hometown crowd. BUFFER (Barely heard) And his partner, from PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND, weighing in at one hundred and ninety-five pounds….ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! Zack meets Rodez in the aisle and slap hands before walking together the rest of the way. COACH I must say, these two have gelled in the ring surprisingly well for the short time they have teamed together. The champions hop up on the apron, and each one heads to a corner and climbs up, raising their OAOAST World Tag Team Championships up high. Candie stands ringside, clapping along with the crowd as Zack and Leon leap off the top and into the ring, ready for action against the makeshift team of Massachusetts natives. COLE As if this match wasn't controversial enough, General Manager Calvin Szechstein has ruled that it will be Tornado Tag Team rules, which means that no tags are needed, and all four men will be considered legal at any given time. COACH Just like how Hilary Duff is now! Nick Patrick takes the tag belts from the champions, and raises them up in the air to remind us that the match is for the belts. As soon as he hands them over the ropes to Michael Buffer, the bell is sounded, and we are underway with our HeldDOWN~! main event! Before the two teams engage, Some Guy brushes past his own partner, and tells Knight to stay back. Some Guy walks over to Malibu and starts to mouth off to him, while Rodez looks on. Some Guy then smacks the taste out of Zack's mouth, which draws an "Oooooooooooooh" from the crowd...and then Malibu attacks! Zack takes Some Guy to the canvas with a double leg takedown and starts clubbing him with forearms, but Some Guy covers up, and then throws Zack off of him. Knight and Rodez look on as Some Guy ducks out of the ring, and when Malibu rolls out after him, they tie up in a lockup! COLE Folks, it's going to be tough to call all this action, so please bear with...WHOA! Cole is startled by the sight of Zack Malibu taking the head of Some Guy and ramming it into the commentary table. Meanwhile, in the ring, Knight has sent Rodez to the ropes, but Leon is quick like a cat, sliding through the legs of Peter Knight rather than leapfrogging him. Knight quickly spins around and fires off a lariat, but Rodez ducks and rolls under it, then leaps to the second rope and springboards backwards, flooring Knight with a crossbody, and covering him for a pin! ONE! And one is all it gets, as Knight pushes Rodez up off of him. Leon reacts quickly, locking Knight in a side headlock as he rises to his feet, and when Knight tries countering with a back suplex, Rodez releases the hold and flips over his shoulder, then reapplies the headlock! This time to break, Knight shoves Leon to the ropes, and when he rebound he presses Rodez up into the air...but Leon manages to turn the flapjack into a dropkick that puts Peter Knight down! Knight rolls away and rolls out to the floor, while Leon preps himself, waiting for the right moment to strike. As Knight gets up, Leon charges for the ropes, looking for some momentum before leaping into action...but as he hits the ropes he's tripped up by Some Guy, and pulled out to the floor! Leon puts his hands out to stop himself from smashing his face on the concrete, and as he drops to all fours, Malibu races over and springboards OFF HIS PARTNER onto Some Guy's shoulders, sending him flying into the guardrail after a huracanrana! COACH There will be no rest period for these four, they're going to have to pull out every trick in the book to hold an advantage! With Some Guy taken care of, Malibu checks on his partner, who says he's OK. Zack then climbs up on the apron and sees Knight doing so on the opposite side. The two superstars meet in the center of the ring and circle each other, preparing to lock up for the first time in a very, very long time. They tie up, and Knight quickly grabs a headlock, only for Malibu to slide out and then do the same to him. Zack then switches to a rear waistlock, but Knight takes Malibu's wrists and breaks the grip, then spins around to face him and quickly scoops him up, then slams him to the canvas! Malibu reels, but then rolls onto his stomach and sweeps Knight's legs out from under him, then dives on him for the cover...but again, it's a short-lived count. Knight rolls over onto his stomach, and as Zack gets up, he gets his legs taken out from under him, but when Knight follows up with an elbowdrop, Malibu rolls out of the way. Zack tries one of his own, but Knight dodges that by rolling out the way. Both men come up to their feet at the same time, and Zack strikes first, chopping away at the chest of Peter Knight. He forces him back to the ropes and then readies him for an Irish whip, but Knight counters and sends Zack across the ring. As Malibu is sent running, Some Guy slides into the ring and springs to his feet, then uses a SOME KICK~! as Malibu nears him, but Zack manages to reach out and grab his ankle, blocking the kick! Malibu spins Some Guy around, right into SCHOOL'S OUT~!, but Some Guy blocks Malibu's superkick attempt, and spins him around, then reaches down and hooks the legs, looking for the SOMEPLEX...but Malibu counters with a bulldog to Some Guy, planting his face in the canvas! COLE What a series of reversals! These guys have brought their A game! COACH Not me, I just bring my pimp game. Some Guy is hurt, and Zack stands over him, but he's immediately booted in the stomach by Knight, and set up in a standing headscissors...but Rodez saves the day, coming up from behind and applying a sleeperhold! Knight squirms and tries to break free, and finally manages to break by snapmaring Leon over, but as he does that, Malibu delivers a dropkick to the back of his knee, knocking him down! Rodez then gets up and hits the ropes and delivers a basement dropkick that drives both of his feet into the jaw of Knight, and both challengers are reeling while the champs celebrate over their fallen bodies! COACH They can’t get too cocky yet. Knight is a resilient SOB as we’ve seen. Zack jumps onto Knight for a pin. ONE But Knight again kicks out quickly, so Rodez tries a cover on Some Guy. ONE TWO But he only gets two as SG kicks out as well. Rodez goes to pull SG up, but he grabs Rodez’ tights and yanks him forwards, sending him through the middle rope and to the floor. Meanwhile, Zack has Knight in the corner, he rears back and…. *SLAP* “WHOOOOOOOOO!! *SLAP* “WHOOOOOOOOO!! *SLAP* “WHOOOOOOOOO!! *SLAP* “WHOOOOOOOOO!! Fires off some hard chops to stun the X-Champ. He tries an Irish whip, but PK reverses it, sending Zack crashing into the corner and SG follows up with a running dropkick to the face. SG tells Knight to go after Rodez on the floor and the big man does, stepping through the ropes and to the floor to drag the stunned Rodez up, but Leon fires off a shot to the jaw, knocking Knight back a step. Knight retaliates, triggering a slugfest. Rodez lands a shot, recoils from Knight’s answer and tries to land another, but Knight ducks it and spins to Rodez’ back, hooking him and nailing him with a backdrop suplex to the floor. He rolls Rodez back into the ring as SG chokes Zack with his boot in the corner. Knight calls to him as he shoves Rodez into the corner, snapping off a few boots to the gut to keep him stunned. SG nods his head and stuns Zack with a chop before readying him for a whip as Knight does the same. COLE What’s going to happen here? COACH Looks like the champs are about to go in for a meeting. The champs are whipped towards each other, but suddenly Zack ducks down and Rodez goes up, leapfrogging his partner and avoiding the collision. The champs charge towards their opponents, but Knight and SG are ready for them. *SMACK* Knight boots Zack in the face to send him to the mat while SG picks up Rodez and slams his face into the turnbuckles with Snake Eyes. Knight goes for a pin on Zack. ONE TWO But Zack kicks out. SG immediately drops down and covers Rodez. ONE TWO But it is also just two. Knight drags the fallen Zack over to the ropes and leans him against the bottom one, firing off some kicks to the chest and jamming his foot into Zack’s throat. SG pulls Rodez out of their corner and hooks a front facelock, driving him to the mat with a suplex and floating over. ONE TWO But it’s only two. SG pulls Rodez to a sitting position and jams his knee into the small of the back while locking his hands around Leon’s chin and pulling back. Candie starts a clap that the capacity crowd quickly picks up. Rodez starts a comeback, rolling onto all fours and then onto his knees, the crowd helping him along with a “LE-ON!” chant. He gets to his feet and drives an elbow into SG’s gut, followed by another, and another, but Knight approaches as SG releases the hold, both men pulling his hair and yanking him backwards, driving the back of his head into their knees. “YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Suddenly, Zack pounces on SG, throwing himself onto his former partner and peppering him with punches. Knight comes up from behind and hooks Zack into a full nelson, using his weight advantage to yank Zack up and drill him into the mat with a full nelson slam. Knight walks over to the fallen Malibu and picks up his legs, looking to the crowd and sneering. “BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” COLE He’s going for it!! Knight steps through and crosses the legs, but Rodez comes back and nails him in the head with a double axe to knock him off his partner. He continues to slug away on Knight and doesn’t see that Some Guy is stalking him, lightly tapping his foot on the canvas. The crowd screams at Rodez to get his attention. COLE Wait, look out! Rodez notices fans pointing to something behind him, so baffled, he turns around, which was exactly what SG was hoping he’d do. *SMACK* “OHHHHHHHH!!” COACH SOMEKICK! He scored on Rodez. Cover him! SG flops onto Rodez for a cover. ONEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOO “YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” COLE Zack with the save! Zack drags him up and hooks him in a front facelock, throwing SG’s arm up over his head and throwing a finger into the air. “YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!” COLE We might see the Pop Drop here! Zack tries to grab SG’s leg to hook it, but he shakes it away and knees Zack in the gut. Another knee, and one more releases Zack’s grip and allows SG to push him off….right into Knight who hoists Zack onto his shoulders, quickly turning him and driving him into the mat with a Knightmare!!! COLE KNIGHTMARE!! The Knightmare on Zack Malibu! Here’s the cover! ONEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOO “YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” COLE But Leon Rodez SOMEHOW makes the save! The champions are rattled, but still managed to escape what looked like certain defeat. Malibu has to roll away and regain his composure, and it leaves Leon in a bad way, as Some Guy and Knight double team him. They send him to the ropes and lock hands, ready to take Leon out with a double clothesline, but on the rebound Leon leap up and comes down onto their arms, breaking the clothesline attempt! COLE That's different! Both PK and Some Guy are stunned by the move, and when they turn to Leon, they see him getting up, but don't notice in time to see Malibu drag himself to his feet with the help of the ropes and leap from the apron onto the top rope, and catch them both with a foot to the chest! COLE Springboard double dropkick! Nice move by the hometown boy! The teams pair off again, with Malibu picking Knight up and bringing him to the corner, ramming his head into the top turnbuckle, while Rodez goes for Some Guy. Once again, Some Guy tries to put the odds in the favor of his team by tossing Rodez over the top rope, but Leon hangs on and lands on the apron, then reaches in and yanks Some Guy to the canvas by his head! Leon looks out to the excited crowd and then slingshots himself onto the top rope and pouncing off of it, rotating in mid-air as he crashes down on Some Guy with a springboard version of his trademark 450 Splash...but he hits knees! COACH I didn't know he was in the mood for ribs! Haha, I made a funny! COLE No you didn't. Leon curls up into a ball and rolls away, while Some Guy takes a moment to himself. Meanwhile in the corner, Malibu has chopped away at the chest of Knight, and now perches himself on the second rope, pounding away at him while the crowd counts along! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! Suddenly, Some Guy appears to help his partner, coming up behind Malibu and putting him on his shoulders, taking him away from the punchfest! Knight shakes the cobwebs loose and rises himself up onto the top rope, then dives off with a clothesline to Zack Malibu...BUT MALIBU COUNTERS WITH A VICTORY ROLL THAT DODGES THE CLOTHESLINE, AND ROLLS SOME GUY UP FOR THE PIN! ONE! TWO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COLE WOW! So close, I thought that was three! Some Guy manages to kick out, and as he rushes at a recovering Zack, he's quickly grabbed and lifted off his feet with a uranage that drops him across Zack's knee! COLE Uranage backbreaker! Some Guy kicks and groans on the canvas, his lower back now a focal point for the champions. Leon Rodez gets up, still clutching his ribs, and drags Some Guy to his feet, then scoop slams him down. Malibu then picks him up and does the same thing, which is followed up by Leon Rodez scoop slamming Some Guy for the second time. Malibu gets a second turn as well, and now the crowd is even counting along as the champions take turns slamming Some Guy on the mat! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! Malibu picks Some Guy up for the tenth one, and hesitates, causing the crowd to go nuts. Instead of slamming him, he has Leon come over and the duo sends Some Guy to the ropes, catching him on the rebound and pressing him up into the air! The champions hold him up there, perhaps to let him think about his recent change of attitude, and when Peter Knight rises to his feet Some Guy is tossed at him, knocking him off his feet once again! COLE Nice move by the champions, and wait, what's this? Leon Rodez leads a weary Some Guy to his feet and tosses him into the waiting arms of Zack Malibu, who lifts him up... WHAM! ...and delivers a TENTH scoop slam! Malibu then goes for the cover, as the crowd is still going wild over the slam series! COACH SLAM! Dut dutta, dut dutta, let boys be boys! (only in the OAOAST would our commentators quote an Onyx song. Because who remembers them anyways?) ONE! TWO! THR-NO! KICKOUT! With Some Guy down, Zack gets up and motions for Leon to go to the top. The popular youngster leaps into action, hopping up on the top, but Peter Knight lunges forward and shakes the ropes, causing Leon to lose his balance and crotch himself! Malibu runs over but Knight ducks, and Malibu winds up trapped across the shoulders of Peter Knight, as the X Champion prepares to deliver a KNIGHTMARE...NO! Malibu slides out, and when Knight turns around, it's lights out because it's SCHOOL'S OUT~! In the meantime, Leon makes a shaky recovery and dives off the top, hitting BEFORE THE LADY LOVES for all his adoring fans, and crashes down across Some Guy! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" With both foes pinned, Patrick drops to the canvas and uses both hands to count both pins! ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEEE! DING! DING! DING! COLE They got them! The champs retain in a wild match! COACH It wasn't that wild, I mean, there was no nudity! COLE ...did you WANT there to be? COACH I was talking about Candie! COLE Uh huh. And people call ME the homo. "Getting Away With Murder" hits, as Zack and Leon drag their groggy selves to their feet and embrace, then get handed their tag titles by Patrick. The veteran referee then stands in the middle of them and takes their arms, raising them up to symbolize their hard earned victory. COLE What a homecoming for Zack! A successful defense in front of his hometown crowd, the return of his girlfriend to OAOAST TV, and, well, just listen to the reception he, Candie, and Leon Rodez are getting right now! The roar is loud and continuous, as Candie stands at center ring, pointing to both Leon and Zack, who are on opposite corners, facing the crowd and raising their belts proudly. Some Guy has rolled out of the ring, clutching his ribs after the 450 and pounding on the canvas, blowing off Nick Patrick's offer of assistance. Meanwhile in the ring, Peter Knight starts coming to, feeling his jaw after having it shattered by the superkick from Malibu, and when Zack gets off the turnbuckles, he walks over to Knight. COLE What's this about? Malibu stares at him, with Leon and Candie in the background, looking on. Knight looks up and sees Zack before him, and then sees that Malibu is extending a hand, which causes the crowd to cheer again. COLE All right. Zack Malibu with a show of sportsmanship, that...HEY! The hand is not accepted, as Peter Knight knocks it away, then goes to exit. Malibu, not pleased with this action, spins Knight around and puts his hand out again, letting it slide. For the second time, Knight knocks it away! COACH He's PISSED! COLE Ya think? Malibu is pissed now too, spinning Knight around and yelling at him for his disrespect, telling him to shake his hand. Knight just stands there, staring Zack down, when suddenly the scream of Candie distracts him... ...JOHNNY JAX AND SCOTTY STATIC HAVE JUMPED LEON RODEZ! COLE It's the GPX! Malibu jumps into action, pulling Jax off his partner and fires punch after punch after punch off on the Upstart, but as he takes Johnny by the head, Jax drops down and goes low, bringing Zack to his knees with a nutshot! Jax then drapes Zack's neck over the middle rope and starts choking him out, while Scotty Static picks up Zack's fallen tag team title and braces it in his hands, then clocks Leon Rodez in the back of the head with a beltshot! COLE This is disgusting! In the midst of all this, Peter Knight has walked off, not even so much as turning back to the ring as he heads up the aisle. Meanwhile, OAOAST staff rush down past him to get in the ring and seperate the Global Party Exchange from the champions, and a camera shot reveals that Leon Rodez was busted open by that beltshot, as a puddle of blood has formed under his head. With the arrival of the staff, Jax and Static take off, leaping over the rail and through the crowd, as garbage is thrown at them by angry, pro-Zack fans. COLE I don't believe...just when we were about to end the night on a high note, the Global Party Exchange has, well, they've crashed the party tonight! COACH It's war, baby. COLE You've got that right, Coach. Folks, we're out of time, we'll see you next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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