HD: Women's Segment

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"ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!

THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT!

ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!"

 

The crowd rise up as the OAOAST Women's Champion, Ashley Street, makes her way to the ring for the first time since Dirty Deeds. Striding to the ring, Ashley clearly isn't in a good mood and doesn't tag any hands on the way. Instead she just slides into the ring, asking for a microphone with a sour look on her face.

 

ASHLEY

I've had enough of this benefactor crap and I ain't takin' any more. You wanna try ruining my title reign? Fine. I can deal with that. But now, you're attacking me yourself. Well, how about you come out and do it face to face! That's right, 'Ms. Benefactor', I'm calling you out!

 

Ashley waits in the ring, but there's no answer.

 

ASHLEY

I can wait here all night.

 

Ashley continues to wait, but unsurprisingly, there's still no answer from the benefactor. There is an answer though, as suddenly, "Seether" by Veruca Salt hits and here come The Minnesota Angels. Valerie and Constance storm through the entrance and are hurriedly making their way down the aisle to the ring, already directing each other's route of attack. Seeing she's in trouble, Ashley doesn't panic, unstrapping her Women's Title and weilding it ready to use as a weapon to protect herself.

 

COLE

This doesn't look good for the Women's Champion! The Angels are out here to get their money's worth...and I think, they're out here trying to get themselves another payday, after failing to defeat Ashley at Dirty Deeds.

 

CABOOSE

Can you blame them? This benefactor's rates are pretty good.

 

The Angels reach the ring and stop, seeing Ashley has a weapon and becoming suddenly cautious.

 

COLE

I can blame them for not having any morals. They're out here, two on one, coming out here intending to seriously injure a fellow competitor for no reason other than personal greed. Didn't they get enough for entering into the match at Dirty Deeds? It's not like they didn't get paid, they took the money before they even began the match. All they're after now is bonus mone...HEY! HEY, WHAT THE HELL!!

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

 

Suddenly, Michael Cole finds himself barged out of the way as BRODIE LEWIS has jumped the barricade from behind Sofa Central and is entering the ring...unbeknownest to Ashley Street, who is still daring The Angels to enter the ring. Valerie and Constance have seen Brodie now and try not to give away the surprise, as Valerie cautiously begins to climb to the apron. Ashley is still waiting on her, distracting the champ long enough for Brodie to strike from behind with a vicious clothesline!

 

COLE

IT'S BRODIE!!

 

CABOOSE

I thought she was suspended?

 

COLE

Well, obviously not, because she's beating the living hell out of Ashley Street and security aren't lifting a finger, they're being told to stay back by Carl Winslow from the looks of things!

 

Brodie continues to stomp the hell out of Ashley as finally, The Angels have enough courage to jump into the ring and join in the attack on Ashley. But they soon find themselves shoved out of the way by Brodie, who is clearly after whatever money the benefactor is offering for herself and herself only! Getting the message, Constance holds Valerie back from attacking and The Angels make a sharp exit, presumably settling for 'distraction money', letting Brodie continue her attack. Picking up Ashley, Brodie applies a front facelock and lifts Ashley up with a bit of a struggle, before dropping straight south with a Brainbuster!!

 

"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

 

Ashley's body jolts at an awkward landing angle and she remains motionless as Brodie picks herself up, grabbing the OAOAST Women's Title belt and holding it above her head triumphantly.

 

COLE

What a heinous attack by Brodie Lewis!! First she injures The Cannon Kid, then she injures Jenny Adams and now, Brodie Lewis is targetting the Women's Champion Ashley Street. She already got the benefactor's money by putting Adams on the shelf...and now, she's trying to do the same to Ashley!

 

CABOOSE

Nevermind trying, I think she might have just succeeded! What a Brainbuster that was!

 

As Ashley remains motionless beneath her feet, Brodie lowers the title and takes a long look at it, before tossing it down onto Ashley's chest and leaving the ring. Boos rain down on the returning Brodie as she walks away as if nothing happened, leaving a motionless Ashley laying in the ring to be tended to by a group of concerned referees.