UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2005 Maybe I can interest some people in watching these wwe.com shows. What an awesome thing they're doing, watch any time, when you can, instead of awful weekend timeslots! Lemme know if you found this helpful? WWE Velocity No Mercy re-cap video. 1. Simon Dean pinned Paul London in 5:05 with the "Simonizer" after London landed on Dean's hand-cast doing a Standing Shooting Star Press. Notes: "Paul London...Simon says, get your ass out here!" Matthews says when he smells fast food he gets sick. DEAN USES THE SUPER DRAGON CURB STOMP, complete w/ tied up ankles and arms up. Mushroom Stomp by London. London DropSaults Dean in the ass, and due to the low jump LANDS ON HIS HEAD. Ouch. London w/ Standing Shooting Star. 2. Kid Kash pinned Funaki in 7:32 by blocking a Tornado DDT attempt and delivering a modified "Muscle Buster". Notes: Kash's second WWE TV match, having lost to Tajiri on a June Heat. Kash gets a backstage interview, rips Rey & Mexicools. Josh puts over having been in the ring w/ Kash and his ECW past. Mat-based for a while. Kash uses "The Bankroll", a moonsault kick to the face. Funaki enzugiri. Funaki top-rope crossbody. Kash with a beautiful moonsault. Kash's "Muscle Buster" variation has him land on his knee, with Funaki's shoulders driven into his. WWE.com Exclusive: Chris Benoit looks forward to facing Booker T for the U.S. Title, but mentions his wife helped him win. Benoit will leave with the title. Smackdown Re-Cap: Eddie Vs. Orton, Eddie wins by DQ. Batista saves, setting up Eddie/Batista Vs. The Ortons this Friday. 3. Hardcore Holly pinned Sylvan in 7:17 by countering Sylvan's "Three Seconds of Fame" into a small package. Notes: Lot of action, just not spectacular. Not boring. Akio's white suit puts Sylvan's awful white attire to shame. Holly chops Sylvan into the crowd. Sylvan uses a Boston Crab on Holly. Haven't seen someone use that, besides Jericho of course, in quite some time. Sylvan's version is AWFUL. A "French Model" with a Boston Crab? So...ORIGINAL! Holly w/ awesome dropkick. Sylvan almost falls doing a kip-up. Post-match, Sylvan grabs a chair, and ends up getting "Alabama Slammed" onto it. _______________________________________________________ WWE Heat 1. Snitsky pinned Johnny Parisi in 3:22 after an (unnamed) "Catatonic" slam. Notes: Odd hoss heel/new heel match. Parisi's uncle being a WWE Tag Champ is mentioned. Fallaway slam by Snitsky. Snitsky w/ Yakuza Kick. Total squash. STUPID. WWE Rewind: Trish defeats Victoria. A woman saves Trish from a post-match attack. 2. Viscera pinned Jason Bates in 3:05 after the "VD" (Viscera Drop). Notes: Big fat elbowdrop. BUTT-squash in corner. Spinning heel kick. "Vis-agra" on Bates. Avalanche. Big Splash. Wow, he's incorporated every fat WWE star's moves into one. Total Squash. Stupid. 3. Sudden Death Triple-Threat Match for the World Tag Team Titles: Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch defeated The Heart Throbs and The Hurricane & Rosey in 5:37 when Cade pinned Hurricane after a double-team "Sweet and Sour". Notes: The challengers start (Hurricane and Romeo ), which makes NO SENSE in sudden death. Hurricane leg lariat. Now Cade & Murdoch DONT WANT TO TAG IN (?!?!?!?!), when Antonio WANTS TO TAG OUT (?!?!). Ugh. Cade looks like Michaels more and more. Double-slam by the champs on Rosey. Hurricane illegal axe-handle off top frees Rosey from Cade. Middle dropkick Hurricane on Murdoch. Hurricane misses a "Blockbuster" on Cade. Cade clotheslines Hurricane as Murdoch clips his knee, called The Sweet & Sour. 1-2-3. Gordy & Williams they ain't, and it seemed like a solid convincing MVC-like win was what they wanted. Raw Recap: Austin stunners McMahon family. Raw announcers apologize. Linda goes heel, fires Jim Ross. 4. Shelton Benjamin defeated Kerwin White (with Nick Nevin) by disqualification at 3:54 with Nevin interfered after Benjamin hit the "T-Bone Suplex". Notes: Kerwin White's music is fantastic. Shelton on mic, cuts HORRIBLE promo, makes "little penis (putter)" joke. Starts off hot, but Chavo gets caught up doing a leap into Shelton, eh. Rest-holds. Shelton does "Sting" punch-n-kick comeback. Shelton leaps to top rope (using hands on ropes) and does a nice inverted cross body block. Shelton nails Nevin, Kerwin roll-up for 2. Post-match, Matt Striker saves Benjamin from being attacked with a 9-iron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted October 16, 2005 It's Nick Nemeth, not Nick Nevin. And I hope they give the push they were going to give to Frankie Kazarian, to Kid Kash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2005 To be fair, Kash was doing the Muscle Buster here-and-there long before Samoa Joe was, I do believe. Kash has also been wrestling just as long as Chris Benoit, I do believe, so yeah. KID KASH IS YOUR NEW FAVORITE WRESTLER. Damn...feels GREAT to say that again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2005 Notes: The challengers start (Hurricane and Romeo ), which makes NO SENSE in sudden death. Hurricane leg lariat. Now Cade & Murdoch DONT WANT TO TAG IN (?!?!?!?!), when Antonio WANTS TO TAG OUT (?!?!). This was written great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2005 Now Cade & Murdoch DONT WANT TO TAG IN (?!?!?!?!), when Antonio WANTS TO TAG OUT (?!?!). Why get in there if you don't have to? Why chance getting injured? Let the other 2 teams beat themselves up, while the champs can pick & choose their spots. As long as they can prevent any pins & get in for a quick victory, it makes sense to me. And Simon Dean has been entertaining the hell out of me lately, stolen moves & all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted October 16, 2005 Really cool little recaps, expecially since I can't watch them (damn 56k...). Simon's been using the curbstomp for awhile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2005 I was referring to Dean as ripping off the curb stomp more than Kash using the MB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
