Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2005 (edited) Remember when I said last week I wanted to get the feedback out of the way so I won't end up writing my work for this week in a rush? I failed. It ended up happening anyway. Result: Eh promo. Michael Cole is seated solo at Sofa Central. The great Albuquerque crowd in the background look up at the AngleTron so they can see themselves and/or their signs on the air. COLE Great crowd in attendence for HeldDOWN~!, much like the crowd we expect to see next Sunday night in Cleveland, Ohio, for World Without End. The event is already sold out but you can still join us from the comfort of your own home live on pay-per-view. Call your local cable or satellite company to order now. In addition to the great matches already signed, we'll also crown a new World Heavyweight Champion. One match that is up in the air surrounds the challenged issued by the Sooner Bruisers to the South Central Militia. As you've seen right here on HeldDOWN~!, the Sooner Bruisers have been calling out the South Central Militia. Their challenge has gone unanswered. At this time I was set to conduct an interview with the Sooner Bruisers to find out if they had heard from the South Central Militia or their "representive" Jim Cornette, but they have not yet arrived at the arena. If... "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The cameras cut to the entranceway, where the New New Midnight Express and Jim Cornette make their way toward Sofa Central. Ned, smoking a cigar and wearing a t-shirt with actress Tori Spelling's face on the front with the message "Her: New Mrs. Ned Blanchard. Me: [B][COLOR=green]$$$[/COLOR][/B]" on the back, yanks his arm away from an adoring Jeff Hardy female fan and shudders. Cole gets up and grabs a microphone from the stage hand. Cornette, smiling, draps his arm around Cole's shoulders, tickling him in the face with his bushy tennis racket. CORNETTE Guess you heard the bad news, huh, kid? COLE And I'm willing to bet you know why too. CORNETTE Heh. I'm a businessman, not some mob boss, Michael Cole. Although with your attitude, I wish I were a mob boss so I could have you sleeping with the fishes by midnight. But I'm here along with the greatest tag team in wrestling today, the Midnight Express, on behalf of the South Central Militia. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" CORNETTE I saw what Frank Frankensteiner, the so-called "Man of Tomorrow," proud owner of the original Whizzinator, had to say two weeks ago. About how a couple of farm boys from Oklahoma punk'd out the South Central Militia. Who's really punking who out, huh? How convenient of you to issue a challenge to Marcellus Wallace and Vincent Santana while I, their representive, am overseas. The South Central Militia are products of the streets. They've been disenfranchised all their lives because of economic and racial elements. I saw something in them nobody else did. Everybody dismisses them as a couple of thugs. Well I'm gonna turn those thugs into champions in due time. Their delay on answering your challenge has nothing to do with being afraid and everything to do with you inbred morons trying to pull a fast one on them. You wanted the match as soon as possible with [I]double[/I] the purse money for youselves! As a respected businessman, I'm insulted at these dirty-handed tricks. Tricks I myself, Michael Cole, would never dare think of. Colls rolls his eyes. CORNETTE After consultation with Marcellus and Vincent, we decided the only way we'd accept a match with the Sooner Bruisers is if we did on worldwide pay-per-view and added a couple of extra zeros to the purse. Therefore, Jim Cornette Enterprises is proud to announce that on Sunday, October the 30th at World Without End, the South Central Militia will face the Sooner Bruisers. If they bother to show up. Haha! Oh, and congrautlations to Sarcastic Simon. His wife, Rhonda Sue, gave birth to a 9 pound 8 ounce baby girl this past weekend. COLE MY GOD! That's a big baby. SIMON And you're in big trouble if you don't shut up. Baby Sue Ellen obviously inherited more of her mother's genes than mine. Here's a cigar for you, Cole. Simon shoves the cigar in Cole's mouth. NED If it weren't for the fact Simon's a professional wrestler, he'd be in store for many sleepless nights. But luckily for him, he is. (mouthing) Call me, Tori. The Midnights and Cornette exit. Cole pulls the cigar out of his mouth. COLE Well, some good news. The birth of a child always makes you feel good. But we now know South Central Militia have agreed to face the Sooners at World Without End. You can catch that next Sunday on pay-per-view. The Sooners have their challenged answered. But where are they? I believe the men who just left have know more than they're letting on. Edited October 20, 2005 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
