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RAW rating goes UP

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RAW scored a 3.9 rating on hours of 3.9 and 3.9. For those who care, last week's rating was a 3.6.

 

The credit goes to PWInsider.

 

I was hoping the last few segments would take a hit after everyone collectively turned off their television sets in protest of the horrible JR skit. Apparently, most of you just left your rooms in disgust, and forgot to turn off your TV's...

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Or if you turned it off, you didn't have a Nielsen box.

 

Ratings are pointless.

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Ratings are pointless.

 

HOW DARE YOU.

 

 

Who's ass will Vince pull objects out of next week?

 

 

Hmmm... He'll probably pull objects out of Stone Cold Steve Austin's ass, only to realize he didn't pull things out of a dummy's ass, it really was Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin then goes on a rampage in his hospital gown and uses a sinewy catheter to attach Vince's hands to his face, forcing him to smell his fingers, and thereby pass out.

 

Hilarity ensues...or not.

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The rating is obviously because of the compelling Jim Ross/Vince McMahon storyline. Never before have WWE fans been treated to such a display of raw talent and emotion all rolled up into one barnburner of a feud. Who will win? Well, whoever comes out on top, I think we can all agree that this feud is something for the ages, that we will be telling our children for years to come.

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I'm pretty sure this is all building to a Jim Ross vs. Vince McMahon match at WrestleMania 22. The loser gets a ruptured colon, courtesy of Pat Patterson.

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Well, they did hype two big matches for this week's show. Sadly, this fact will probably be lost on those in charge who will credit the colon surgery skit for the increase.

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The Nielsen families are obviously made up of fucktards.

 

The RAW rating goes up.

 

The Arrested Development ratings are horrible.

 

The War at Home ratings are solid.

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Don't forget that there was one thing left after the segment, the main event. I mean, if you watched up to that point and endured all of that crap, you might as well watch Angle/Cena too. Next week's rating is more important.

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