alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2005 I can't promise I'll have this whole thing done by the PPV, just warning you now. [i]Saturday Night's All Right[/i] hits and the crowd POPS for Jay Richards. COLE And all of that lead to this, let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a Fatal four-way match, for the OAOAST Heartland championship. Introducing first, the challengers. First, from Orange City, Iowa, he weighs 199 pounds...tonight, he has decided to become his own man, and step out on his own mission, that being to become the OAOAST Heartland champion. Ladies and Gentlemen...JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] The crowd gives Jay a nice reaction for his comments earlier, as he walks with eyes focused only on the ring. COLE Jay Richards getting a nice reaction here in Cleveland, earlier tonight, he declared the death of CSI, Coach. COACH Well, I don't know if that's his call to make, but it appears he no longer wants to be associated with Chris Stevens. COLE And of course, conspicuous by his absence is Jumbo, so I can only presume he'll remain by the side of Chris Stevens tonight. A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [i]Punishment[/i] by Biohazard hits and Brock Ausstin comes through the curtains to a nice pop. BUFFER [i]The second challenger hails from Victoria, Minnesota, and is the biggest man in the contest at 320 pounds...the Monster, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock does his Happy Happy Hoss Dance~! from across the ring from Richards, as the familiar music hits. [i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] Chris Stevens walks through the curtains to enormous boos, also without Jumbo by his side. COLE And no Jumbo by the side of Stevens, either! COACH Maybe the big guy didn't want to choose sides in this whole thing! BUFFER [i]Challenger number 3 hails from Rochester, Minnesota, and weighs in at 220 pounds. The leader of the former CSI, a former OAOAST 24/7 champion...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Stevens climbs in the ring and immediately starts jawing with Richards from across the ring. Then [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and the crowd goes NUTS as Alf walks down the aisle. COACH And HERE'S THE CHAMP! BUFFER [i]And the final participant...he weighs in tonight at 245 pounds...he is a former OAOAST World champion, and the reigning, and defending, OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring, and the bell rings. *DING DING DING* Alf brawls with Stevens on one side of the ring, as Brock and Richards go at it on the other. Alf gives Stevens a kick to the gut, then puts him in a headlock and drives him into Brock with a BATTERING RAM!!! Brock rolls from the ring, then Richards comes at Alf, who jumps and grabs Stevens in a headscissors. Alf twirls his left arm in the air, then takes BOTH Stevens and Richards over with a headlock/headscissor combo! COLE Beautiful move, and Alf in control of this thing by himself early! Stevens and Richards are sent out of the ring right in front of Brock, who catches them and gives them a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!!! Alf stands at the ring ropes waiting, as Stevens and Richards stagger back towards Brock, then flips over with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~!!! However, Alf lands with all legs on the three men, and as a result falls back and hits on the back of his head on the floor! COLE NICE high-flying move by Alf, but it appears he hurt himself on that one as well! COACH Well, that's the risk of doing moves like that, Cole! Alf's just lucky there's protective mats here! It's not much, and I'm sure Alf can testify to that right now, but it's certainly better than nothing! All four men lay around on the floor for about five seconds, then Richards makes it to his feet and rolls Alf into the ring. Richards with a quick cover... 1.......... 2................. Kickout! COACH Can't fault Jay right there, he saw Alf holding his head, and thought he may be able to sneak a pin out of it! Richards picks up Alf, then runs with him towards the ropes and jumps over, dropping Alf's neck on the ropes ala Randy Savage. Richards then jumps back up on the apron, and slings over with a guillotine legdrop! Richards with another cover... 1........... 2.................... Kickout! On the floor, Stevens has grabbed a chair, and SMACKS Brock over the head with it! COLE What a CHAIRSHOT by Stevens! That should put Brock out of this thing for a while! Stevens climbs onto the apron, and catches Richards with a chairshot as he comes off the ropes! Stevens climbs into the ring, and picks up Richards, giving him a vertical suplex! Stevens covers... 1....... 2................. Kickout! COLE Chris Stevens getting a two-count on his now FORMER associate! Stevens reaches down to grab Richards, but Richards pulls him over into an inside cradle! 1............... 2......................... Kickout!!! Stevens pops up and drives an elbow into the back of Richards' head, and then a second! Alf rolls out of the ring as Stevens ascends the top rope...and comes off with an elbow!!! ...but Richards rolls out of the way! Alf finds a KENDO STICK under the ring as the crowd starts to cheer! Alf twirls the stick around, then runs around the ring and BLASTS Brock on the head, who is still making his way back to the ring from the aisleway! COLE Great presence of mind by Alf, keep the big guy out of the equation! Alf then rolls into the ring and twirls the stick again, then as Stevens gets up, gives him a shot to the gut! Then one to the back! Alf holds the stick up to the screaming crowd, then gives Richards a blow to the back, causing him to fall through the ropes to the floor! Alf picks up Stevens in a standing fireman's carry, then twirls him around, dropping him with the WhipLash!!! Alf leans forward and grabs a leg... 1........... 2.................... Stevens is able to kick out! Richards is outside the ring pulling TABLES out from underneath it, as Alf picks up Stevens for a snap suplex! Cover... 1.................. 2......................... Kickout!!! COACH Another near fall, and it looks like Jay's doing some redecorating outside the ring! Jay sets up two tables right beside each other, then one more right on top of it! Meanwhile, in the ring, Alf gives Stevens a belly-to-belly overhead suplex! Alf then awaits Stevens to stand up, and follows with a T-Bone suplex! Alf starts to cover, then notices a bloodied Brock on the apron grabbing the steel chair! COLE Brock was busted open by that last shot from the stick by Alf, it seems! Alf runs to one side of the ropes, and as luck would have it, Brock raises the chair in front of his own face as he's getting into the ring, and Alf BASEBALL SLIDES the chair back into his face!!! COACH And Brock STILL unable to get into the ring! No doubt, that's been a HUGE factor, no pun intended, in this match! Alf then goes to the outside again and grabs...a CHEESEHEAD??? COLE What the hell? COACH Why not? It works on No Mercy! Alf slams the cheesehead down on Brock's head, drawing laughter from some of the audience. He then grabs it again and puts it on, and rolls into the ring with the chair. Richards is waiting with another chair, and SLAMS it on Alf's cheesehead, only to have it bounce back and hit Richards in his own face! COLE Only in the OAOAST does a cheesehead somehow fit in with match psychology! Alf delivers a MASSIVE chairshot to an already bloodied Richards! Alf covers... 1................ 2................................ Richards gets his foot on the rope! COACH No three-count there! Jay got his foot on that middle rope! Alf looks to his right and sees Brock FINALLY sliding into the ring! Alf grabs a chair and CRACKS Brock on the back! COLE Brock FINALLY in the ring, but Alf makes him pay with that chairshot! Alf then grabs Brock's legs, and hooks him in a SHARPSHOOTER!!! COACH SHARPSHOOTER!!! Brock screams in pain, but is close to the ropes. Alf quickly realizes this, and pulls Brock away! COLE And it's right in the middle now! I think Brock may have to tap here, he could be the first elimination! Brock slowly pulls himself towards a corner. At this point, Richards recovers and rushes at Alf from the opposite corner, so Alf releases on Brock and applies the hold to Richards!!! COLE And now Richards feeling the pain of Alf's Sharpshooter! COACH ... Alf hangs onto the hold, until Stevens rolls back into the ring, trashcan in hand, and approaches Alf from the side, giving him a shot with the can! COLE Stevens back in the mix with a garbage can, and now it looks as if though Alf as been busted, as well! Stevens walks over to Brock, and gives him a shot with the can! He then walks slowly towards Richards, with a big smile on his face, and raises the can...but Richards is able to score with a low blow! Stevens falls backwards to the mat. Everyone lays on the mat, as the crowd gives an appreciative standing ovation for the match! COLE And this crowd loves it here in Cleveland! What an ovation for these four great athletes! Stevens and Richards both make it back to their feet at about the same time. Stevens carries the trashcan over, only to have Richards dropkick it back into his face! Stevens falls through the ropes backwards and to the floor. At this point, Brock finally has his senses back, and DRILLS Richards with a clothesline! Alf gets one as well! Richards is back up, and is the recipient of a press slam from Brock! Alf takes a belly-to-belly overhead suplex! COLE Brock is back, and he's ON A ROLL!!! Brock grabs Richards by the arm, and whips him into a corner, catching him coming back with a big backdrop! COACH Look at the HEIGHT on that move, Cole! At this point, the fans start standing and looking towards the entranceway, and boos are heard as the camera pans over to show Rick Heyross walking down the aisle! COLE Wait a minute, what the hell is Heyross doing here? COACH I don't know, but you can bet he has something on his mind! You know how this man feels towards Brock Ausstin! The camera goes back to the ring to show Stevens return, and get met with a Brock clothesline! Brock then sets up the F-STUNNER-5, but when he turns, he spots Heyross! COLE And Brock's spotted him! Brock then drops Stevens and starts jawing with Heyross. COACH Brock, you gotta pay attention to the match here, you can't get distracted! As Brock points the finger at Heyross, Heyross starts backpedaling and laughs. At that exact point, Stevens rolls up Brock and grabs the tights!!! 1.............. 2............................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE DAMN IT! Brock Ausstin eliminated thanks to distraction by Rick Heyross! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Brock Ausstin (7:23) eliminated by: Chris Stevens ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heyross is already halfway down the aisle, when Brock rolls out of the ring after him! Heyross makes a serious break for it, with Brock in hot pursuit! COACH I think Rick just did the 100-yard dash in about 4.5! COLE And we're down to three men now! Alf gets up, and comes at Stevens with a superkick! Stevens ducks, however, and picks up Alf in an electric chair position! Stevens carries Alf to the ropes, right by the tables, as the crowd starts to stir. Alf pounds at the head of Stevens, but Stevens pushes Alf's feet forward, causing Alf to do a backflip over the top rope, THROUGH ALL OF THE TABLES!!!!! COLE OH MY GOD!!!!! Alf lays not moving on the floor! CROWD: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! COACH I gotta agree with Cleveland on this one, Cole! Stevens then goes to work on his former friend, Jay Richards, giving him a DDT! Stevens covers... 1............... 2............................... NO! Richards kicks out! Stevens grabs a chair and sets it up. He then picks up Richards and whips him into the ropes, giving him a drop toehold onto the chair! COLE Face-first into the chair goes Richards! Cover... 1............. 2..................... Kickout!!! COLE Another near-fall there! Jay Richards refuses to quit here! Alf finally starts to stir a little bit on the floor, as Stevens turns Richards over and applies a Regal stretch! COACH Submission hold applied! Could our second elimination come by a tapout here? COLE Meanwhile, Alf finally starting to move a little bit on the floor, thank God he's OK! COACH No doubt, Alf could have just as easily landed on his head on those tables the way he was sent off! Richards struggles, and after about fifteen seconds of fighting it, finally makes it to the ropes! COLE Referee has to break the hold now! Stevens waits for Richards to get to his feet, then runs to the ropes and tries for a DIAMOND CUTTER~! but Richards shoves Stevens off, right onto the set-up chair! COACH GREAT counter by Jay, and Chris landed really bad on that chair! COLE And now Chris has the chair! Richards with a NASTY chairshot, and Stevens is busted WIDE open! Richards has a very aggressive look on his face, and is about to deliver another shot, but Stevens quickly hops to his knees and feverently begs Jay off! Stevens puts his hands together, and you can read his lips apologizing to Richards! COLE And look at this! Look at Stevens beg off, what a coward! Stevens, with palm outstretched, slowly makes it to his feet, then holds both arms out and appears to be convincing Jay not to go through with it. Stevens then holds his hand out for a handshake. COLE A HANDSHAKE after all this??? Is he nuts? Jay looks around the crowd for a few seconds, then accepts Chris's hand! COLE I can't believe it. Both Stevens and Richards raise their hands to the crowd as they're showered with boos, then suddenly Stevens snatches the chair from Richards' hand, and takes a wild swing! Jay, however, ducks...and HOOKS THE CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 The crowd cheers loudly! COLE CROSSFACE~! CROSSFACE~! He's got it hooked! Jay kicks the chair from Chris's hand, then jumps and hooks his legs around Stevens' waist, dropping to the mat with the hold! Jay jerks back and forth for a few seconds, and Chris slowly fades! Just then, the crowd starts to stir, and the cameraman quickly adjusts just in time to catch Alf nailing the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 on both men on the mat to an ENORMOUS pop!!!!! COACH WHOA!!! COLE Alf out of NOWHERE with the five-star!!! Alf rolls over and covers Jay... 1.............. 2........................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE WE'RE DOWN TO TWO!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Jay Richards (11:19) eliminated by: Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The two remaining men lay prone on the mat as Richards rolls to the outside. The referee counts... ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alf sits up, and the crowd cheers him on! Alf and Stevens get to their feet at the same time, and exchange right hands. COLE Alfdogg and Chris Stevens, one of these bloodied and battered men will walk out of here with the Heartland title tonight! Alf gets the better of the exchange, but Stevens goes to the eyes! Stevens whips Alf, but Alf reverses, and catches Stevens with a AA SPINEBUSTER~!!! Alf covers... 1...................... 2.................................... NO!!! Stevens barely kicks out! Alf attempts a suplex, but Stevens drops behind the back, and shoves Alf into the corner. Stevens catches Alf in tombstone position, but Alf flips backwards and turns it over! Stevens then flips to the side, then Alf flips to the side again! Stevens is close to the ropes, and uses his feet to push around and reverse AGAIN, but Alf flips backwards one more time...and COMPLETES the move to a loud pop! COLE TOMBSTONE!!! Alf drops down for the cover, as the crowd begins to boo! Alf quickly grabs a chair, as JUMBO hops on the apron, only to be met with a BIG chairshot and sent back to the floor! COLE Jumbo's here! I guess now we know where Jumbo's loyalty really lies! Alf runs to the other side of the ring, then comes back with a TOPE CON HILO on Jumbo!!! The crowd goes NUTS as Alf pounds Jumbo on the floor! Just then, Jay Richards rolls back into the ring and grabs the other chair, as Stevens makes it to his knees. Richards has a sadistic smile on his face. COACH Uh-oh... COLE Jay Richards never left ringside! This spells BIG trouble for Chris Stevens! Alf slides back into the ring...and as he does, Richards turns around and BLASTS HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!!!! COLE WAIT A MINUTE!!! The crowd showers Richards with boos, who turns and looks at Stevens again, keeping the smile the whole time. Stevens then rises up and joins in on the smile, then embraces Richards with a big hug! COACH Oh, MAN! I love it!!! COLE There was never any dissention! This was all a big RUSE by the CSI!!! Stevens gets down and covers Alf... 1........................ COLE DAMN IT!!! NO!!! 2................................................ COLE NOT THIS WAY!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Alf gets a shoulder up! COLE YES!!! Alf able to kick out! Richards gets down and holds the arms of Alf, motioning Jumbo into the ring for the XL SPLASH~!!! Jumbo rolls in and runs to the ropes, but Alf pulls Richards forward, causing him to get splashed by his own cohort! Alf then delivers a LOW BLOW to Stevens!!! Just then, TEAM HEYROSS makes its way down to the ring! COLE And help is on the way for Alf! Alf has Stevens positioned for a powerbomb, when Quentin Benjamin slides in and hits Alf with a superkick!!!!! COLE WHAT THE HELL!!!!! This has turned into a five-on-one affair here! Moss sets up Alf on the ropes, and Benjamin jumps over the back with a guillotine!!! They then take Alf down with a DOUBLE GOOZLE, and Stevens covers again... COLE DAMMIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!! 1................. 2................................. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Alf gets a shoulder up yet again! COLE UNBELIEVABLE~!!! Alf STILL refuses to quit! Stevens lets Alf rise to all fours, and suddenly, Heyross runs back through the curtains, and through one side of the ring to the other! Brock Ausstin follows, and the CSI and Team Heyross quickly clear the ring! Brock stops at the ropes and stares down Heyross, as Alf struggles to his feet...and suddenly, BROCK TURNS AND DELIVERS AN F-STUNNER-5 TO ALF!!!!! COLE ... COACH OHHHHH, BABY!!! The CSI is BACK, SON! Brock gives an evil grin to Alf on the mat, and Stevens slides in and covers... 1....................... 2................................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE I'll be DAMNED!!! *DING DING DING* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Alfdogg (14:21) eliminated by: Chris Stevens ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER [i]The winner of the contest...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heartland champion...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE I don't believe this! This was all a premeditated plan by the Heyross conglomerate and the CSI, which seemingly, once again now, includes Brock Ausstin! And as a result, we have a new OAOAST Heartland champion, and his name is Chris Stevens! COACH Like music to the ears, right Cole? Stevens stands on the chest of Alf, and raises the belt with one hand. He then is picked up on his shoulders by Team Heyross, who parades around the ring with him. COLE ...I don't know. This makes me absolutely SICK. Let's go back to Josh, or Maria, or SOMEWHERE away from this shit. Hell, cut to a HHH promo for all I care. COACH ...OK, NOW you're going crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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