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Deadspin's 'Who's the Mystery AL 'Roider?' post from yesterday included the following excerpt from this week's USA Today Sports Weekly:

 

"An American League outfielder on a postseason team tested positive for steroids, according to his agent, but the player is appealing the results."

 

Certainly interesting, but I didn't make much of it until we talked to Baseball Prospectus' Will Carroll on today's Sports Bloggers Live. Will writes a weekly column for BP that Peter Gammons has called an "industry standard," and he also wrote a book called 'The Juice' earlier this year. His response when told of the rumor?

 

Carroll: "I really can't talk about it right now. It should be coming out within the next two weeks."

 

SBL: "Is this a name we're actually going to care about?"

 

Carroll: "Yes."

 

SBL: "Is it a World Series champion?"

 

Carroll: "I really can't talk about it."

 

SBL: "I would hope not, because that might turn those White Sox black... Wi

ll, cough once if he's on the White Sox... Cough twice if it's Gary Sheffield."

 

Carroll: "I was involved in the appeals process so I can't comment at all."

 

Here's the full audio interview. The dialogue dictated here takes place between 6:20 and 7:00.

 

If this is true, there's a 1-in-4 chance someone on the White Sox used steroids this season and then contributed to Chicago's first World Series victory since 1917. And there's a 100% chance a player used and then participated in the playoffs. So... Who was it? And what would Selig do if that player was the World Series MVP or the Game 2 hero? Would it be a Black Sox-level fiasco? Say it ain't so, Jermaine!

 

Given what we presume to know -- that the guy is in the AL, made the playoffs, is relatively significant and plays outfield -- the list of possibilities is only 12-deep:

 

· Chicago: Podsednik, Dye, Rowand

 

· Anaheim: Anderson, Guerrero, Finley

 

· New York: Matsui, Sheffield, Williams

 

· Boston: Ramirez, Damon, Nixon

 

As a fan of the game and none of the teams or players involved here (actually, Vlad is rad), I hope none of them are guilty. But if one is, I certainly hope he isn't on the White Sox.

 

http://deadspin.com/sports/steroids/whos-t...ider-133398.php

http://journals.aol.com/dcsportsguy/mrirre...nt/entries/2162

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If we are going just toss around "predictions" for no reason....I'll say the axe falls on Damon. No reason, just like the other people here.

 

It's all irrlevant for the moment anyways.

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I think Manny is too dumb to be able to use steroids.

 

Barry Bonds sits in his living room in San Francisco. He gets a phone call. It's Manny Ramirez.

 

BARRY: Hey, Man-Ram, how's the, ahem, "enhancement" working out for you?

 

MANNY: Aw, man... it's awful, man. It's not working at all.

 

BARRY: Well, let's check what's wrong... did you have any problems finding a vein?

 

MANNY: A vein? For what?

 

BARRY: You know... for the shots. Remember? You inject the stuff?

 

MANNY: Yeah, man... I just been drinkin' it.

 

BARRY: ... Manny, it doesn't work that way.

 

MANNY: I thought you told me that I hadda drink it!

 

BARRY: Manny, I told you not to drink it under any circumstances.

 

MANNY: ...

 

BARRY: And then I gave you step-by-step instructions on how to take the stuff, not to mention the detailed map I made so you could find your ass...

 

MANNY: That was MY ass on that map? I thought it was South Dakota.

 

BARRY: You know what? For you, working out and eating right might be the easy way out. Later.

 

Barry hangs up, and skips off to the master bedroom to scream into a pillow for a couple of hours.

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That would be hilarious if it was Podsednik.

 

How did he go from 0 HRs in the regular season to 2 in the postseason?

 

By injecting clutch ability into his ass.

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