King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2005 (edited) [color=blue]OAOAST Productions, Proudly Presents...[/color] [color=purple][size=6]#~~THE LOVE SHACK~~#[/size][/color] RODEZ ¡Ola, mon peeps! Yes, that's right, your eyes are not decieving you. We're kicking off tonight with what you paid your hard earned money to see...talking! Love Shack talking! And I've got to tell you all, I am excited. More excited than Rick Heyross at a WWE used gimmick auction. Because tonight, here at World Without End, me and the jolly jock, The Zackster himself, Zack Malibu are going to kick it, two out of three falls style with The GPX for the OAOAST World Tag Team Championships. And...speaking of the World Tag Team Championships, that leads me in nicely to my guests this evening. You might remember them as The Nerdlys...but if you do, please do the booking committee a favour and forget. For now, they are skaters. They are Hell Mel and The Marv...they are The Sk8ter Boiz! Cue the piped in applause track, as The Sk8ter Boiz skate onto the set. Rodez gives them both a Jerry Lynn style double 'RAWK~' hang signal, before they kick up their boards and sit themselves down, still looking a little over-awed at the occassion. RODEZ I'm Leon Rodez and this is Jacka...I mean, The Love Shack. And Marv, Mel, welcome. It's really 'radical' to see you 'dudes' here. Now, obviously, you guys are the former World Tag Team Champions and, before we go any further, I just wanna say "no hard feelings" about me and Zack winning at TLC. THE MARV Right back at ya bro. No shame in losing to someone like you and someone like Zack. RODEZ Well, thank you. It's good to know there's no grudge, despite the fact that you must be heartbroken every morning when you wake up and turn on the light by your bedside to find no championship belt beside you. And despite the fact you must feel naked and depressed without the Tag Titles around your waists. And despite the fa... Rodez happens to glance up and notices the Boiz looking glum. RODEZ I mean...uh...SO, how about that new Tony Hawks game, huh? Suddenly, a cough from off screen interrupts The Silky Smooth One and draws him to look up, noticing Zack Malibu stepping onto the set. RODEZ Zack Malibu ladies and gentlemen! MALIBU What are you doing man? We've got tactics to talk. We've got The GPX in...(looks at watch)...under 3 hours now. RODEZ I know man, but I've got contractual obligations of a different kind here. The Love Shack thing? Remember? And I wanna get this out of the way before we deal with The GPX so we can go out and party tonight, assuming we win of course. Which is a problem if you're interrupting me again. MALIBU I am interrupting again, yeah. RODEZ At least you wore a shirt this time. Look, I haven't even asked these guys about the World Tag Titles yet. MALIBU Instead of asking The Sk8ter Boiz about the World Tag Team Titles, shouldn't YOU be worrying about the titles yourself? RODEZ (sighs) I guess you've got a point. Marv, Mel, maybe we can pick things up later. Hey, you could even tag along with us to the clubs tonight if you're not horrifically crippled and carted off to the hospital. So, anyway, as someone who's had run-ins with Bohemoth and O'Hara, I wanna wish you good luck tonight. Give 'em hell, Mel...and Marv. These guys have been the Sk8ter Boiz and I guess I'll see ya later boiz. Leon Rodez, signing out and now, let's take you to a really cool video package that's really cool because it features me! (turns to Zack) So, what's the plan, man? -FADE OUT- -AND FADE IN- DAN BLACK The OAOAST was built around us. ZACK MALIBU We made this company what it is today. THE PARKA Our legacies will live on long after we're gone. PETER KNIGHT I'm the current, X-Division Champion. LEON RODEZ X-Division Champion for almost six months. MALIBU Two time World Tag Team Champion. PARKA Multiple time World Tag Champ. RODEZ World Tag Team Champion. BLACK Black T have DOMINATED the Tag Team Division! TONY BRANNIGAN DOMINATED! MALIBU Two time OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. BRANNIGAN Former World Heavyweight Champion. KNIGHT [i]Future[/i] World Champion. MALIBU AngleMania main eventer. RODEZ The host of THE, premiere talk show segment in wrestling today! MALIBU The face of the OAOAST for the pa - [i]*STATIC*[/i] MALIBU The face of th - [i]*STATIC*[/i] MALIBU The fa - [i]*STATIC*[/i] Suddenly, the picture whites out. And is replaced, by footage of The Upstarts, with OMINOUS~ music in the background. STEPHEN JOSEPH Nobody cares about your past accomplishments. Because the past is just that...the past. And now, the past is coming to an end. SCOTTY STATIC We're sick of being in the background! JOHNNY JAX Sick of being underutilised! CHRISTIAN WRIGHT Looking to make our impact in this business! JAMIE O'HARA Now, we're takin' ova! STATIC Claiming what's rightfully ours! JAX A changing of the guard. WRIGHT A hostile uprising. JAX We are The Upstarts! STATIC And this is OUR night! JOSEPH For the OAOAST is a World Without End. But, for you Zack Malibu...you Leon Rodez...you Black T...you Peter Knight and you Parka...THE END...IS HERE!! HAHAHAHA!! .:CUE: "The End":. [b]You came to me[/b] [i]Black T as Tag Champions[/i] [b]In a dream last night[/b] [i]The Dream Machines, *almost* re-uniting on HeldDOWN[/i] [b]You were standing[/b] [i]Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez winning TLC[/i] [b]In a brilliant light[/b] [i]Zack making his pyro shower entrance[/i] [b]One minute here[/b] [i]Hoff holding the OAOAST World Championship[/i] [b]But the next you were gone[/b] [i]The vacant title in Calvin Szechstein's possession[/i] [b]I thought you could stay[/b] [i]Drek Stone with The GPX[/i] [b]But I was so wrong[/b] [i]And The GPX with their new Upstart buddies, Christian Wright, Bohemoth, Jamie O'Hara and Stephen Joseph.[/i] [b]The end is here[/b] [i]Christian Wright and Bohemoth, sneak attacking Leon Rodez[/i] [b]The game is over[/b] [i]The GPX turning on Zack Malibu[/i] [b]No more pretending[/b] [i]Stephen Joseph turning on Dan Black[/i] [b]No more[/b] [i]The GPX and Jamie O'Hara attacking Leon Rodez and then Zack Malibu[/i] [b]NO MOOOOORRRRREEEEE!![/b] *BOOM!* [b]The end is here[/b] [i]Christian Wright and The Parka doing battle[/i] [b]The end is here[/b] [i]The GPX, Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez goin' at it[/i] [b]The end is here[/b] [i]And Stephen Joseph, Dan Black, Tony Brannigan and Peter Knight in action[/i] [b]THE END IS HEREEEEUHUHUH~![/b] [b]THE END IS HEREEEEUHUHUH~![/b] (V.O) And now, in association with TheSmartmarks.com, the OAOAST proudly presents...WORLD WITHOUT END!! [IMG=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/papacita/OAOAST/WWE2-copy.jpg] [size=5]Pyro![/size] And we are LIVE in Cleveland, Ohio! The camera zooms around the fans briefly, before settling somewhere near the entrance way where, of course, Jesse Ventura and Tony Schiavone are dressed like idiots. Hey, it's Halloween. Well...actually, Jesse looks pretty good, wearing a suit with some sort of badge on the breast. Which makes poor Tony look even more stupid as a vampire. Poor guy. SCHIAVONE It's October 30th, 2005 and we welcome you to the OAOAST and to World Without End 2005! Tony Schiavone, standing alongside Jesse "The Body" Ventur... VENTURA That's where you're wrong Schiavone! It's PRESIDENT Ventura to you! And I suggest you keep that in mind when talking to me! Or else, I might just have to extradite you somewhere where you won't bother me! How does Outer Mongolia sound? BWAHAHA! Schiavone can't help but smile, as 'President' Ventura fixes his tie. SCHIAVONE In any event, you join us on the night of the first big battle in the long brewing Upstart and Original war. Three World Titles are caught up in this blood feud. Tonight, not only will the HI-YAH World Heavyweight Championship be defended by veteran The Parka against Upstart Christian Wright, but also, the Tag Team Titles will see a veteran, plus one, versus two Upstarts. The Global Party Exchange challenge Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez for the titles, 2 out of 3 Falls here in front of this capacity crowd! VENTURA But Schiavone, the big one is obviously the Fatal Four Way for the vacant OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. You got four men who've been around for years, only, one just happens to be The Upstarts' new spiritual leader. Stephen Joseph Popick. And he's gotta take on Dan Black, my man Tony Brannigan and Peter Knight. They're all after the big gold belt, but only ONE is gonna be the Champion once tonight is over. SCHIAVONE Plus, we have a whole lot more besides that. 6 titles on the line in all, plus a whole lot more...and speaking of which, without any further ado let's go to the ring for our opening contest! Edited October 30, 2005 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
