King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2005 We return to ringside, in the midst of an invasion. A female invasion, as the women of the OAOAST trudge down the rampway in single (and in one, Minnesota case, double) file and begin to position themselves around the ring. Serena Blackmore, El Chica Genérico, Kumiko Watanabe, Confusia, Jade Rodez, "Floggin" Molly Matthews, Pantera Combiatenta, Julie Sharcor, Valerie and Constance, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Candie, Ayane, Lilith and Anne Anarchy all surround the ring. And there are quite a few looks of suspiscion being cast around by the women already. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the LUMBERJILL Match for the OAOAST Women's Championship! At this time, please welcome the Lumberjills!! A mixed reaction goes up as a few of the women play to or mock the crowd, depending on how much of a bitch they happen to be. COLE We are ready for an intriguing Women's Title Match here, as the entire Women's Division surrounds the ring. It's Ashley Street versus Brodie Lewis, which in itself is a great match. But of course, we have the added intrigue of the Lumberjills around the ring and of course, the open offer that is on the table from this mysterious Benefactor. CABOOSE That's right. $50,000 to ANYONE who costs Ashley Street the Women's Title tonight? I can't tell you how tempted I am to do a run-in tonight Mickey. COACH You'd hit a woman? Dude that's, like, illegal. Trust me. CABOOSE Let's just say, if the action comes this way, I've got a slapjack ready and waiting. COLE Please, try to contain yourself. .:CUE: The Distillers, "House of Mirrors":. Suddenly, all heads turn to the entrance way as Brodie Lewis stomps through the entranceway, glaring out into the crowd with a sour look on her face. Valerie and Constance are already sucking up and applauding Brodie from ringside, as she strides down the rampway with her trademark mohawk died a bright purple for tonight. Brodie reaches the ring and enters, looking around the Lumberjills with a glare before turning to the crowd and doing the same with them to. BUFFER Introducing first, the challenger. Hailing from Brooklyn, New York...she weighs in at one hundred and thirty three pounds...BBRRRRROOODDIIEEEEE LLEEEEEEWWWIIIIISSSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE This Benefactor issue really started with Brodie Lewis. She put The Cannon Kid on the shelf months ago and then, she collected the bounty on then Women's Champion Jenny Adams. Infact, she was so malicious that she found herself suspended for her actions, until just recently when she tried to collect whatever bounty is on Ashley Street's head. CABOOSE Well, Brodie isn't greedy. She just likes hurting people. If she can get paid a bunch of money to hurt people then even better, why not reap the rewards? That's her thinking and I wouldn't be surprised if Brodie kept the Lumberjills out of the match herself so SHE could get the $50,000 solely for herself. Brodie is checked over for weapons by the referee and comes up clean. "ANY WAY YOU WANT IT! THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT! ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!" Suddenly, "Any Way You Want It" by Rise Against hits and the crowd come to their feet for the arrival of the Women's Champion! BUFFER And her opponent...from Evansville, Indiana. Weighing in at one hundred, fifty nine pounds...the OAOAST WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION... AAAAASSSHHHLLEEEEEYYYY... SSSSSSTTRRREEEEEEETT!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Ashley bursts through the curtains and comes to an abrupt stop. Knowing that she's stepping in to the unknown in more ways than one, Ashley cautiously walks to the ring, keeping her wits about her incase of any sneak attacks from the side or behind. COLE Last month, Ashley staved off the challenge of both Valerie and Constance. But tonight, the odds have been staked even greater by the Benefactor...tonight, she's got to worry about no less than SIXTEEN women, let alone two. CABOOSE That's the beauty of the plan. She can't trust anyone, not even her closest friends. Money talks and Ashley knows it. Reaching the end of the ramp, Ashley looks down at Serena Blackmore to her left, glaring up at her. She then notices OAOAST newcomer, Julie Sharcor, also looking up with eyes on the Women's Title belt. Ashley brushes all the attention off though and steps into the ring...and IMMEDIATELY, gets jumped by Brodie Lewis!! COLE AND IT'S ON!! *DINGDINGDING!* Brodie unleashes on Ashley with a barrage of forearms across the back, Ashley still half in and half out of the ring and unable to defend herself. After a few more clubbing forearms, Brodie finally drags Ashley into the ring. Grabbing an arm, she then pulls Ashley into the centre of the ring and nails her with a forearm to the jaw! Ashley staggers back a few steps...but as Brodie steps in a second time, the Women's Champion retaliates with a forearm of her own! Brodie is surprised by the shot and wobbles briefly, only to come back with a second forearm! But Ashley instantly throws one right back! CABOOSE It sure didn't take long for this one to break down, huh? COLE It's a forearm-fest in the centre of the ring between the two toughest women in the OAOAST today! And these fans are loving every minute of it! The Lumberjills are as well, one half of the 'Jills routing for Ashley, the other half screaming their support for Brodie. Brodie is next to strike, connecting with another brutal forearm. This one has enough force to drop Ashley to one knee momentarily, but she comes straight back up SCREAMING...cupping Brodie behind the head with her left hand, while forearming her once, twice, three, FOUR consecutive times! Brodie is really staggered now, as Ashley measures her... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and lays into Lewis with a knifedge chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and another! Brodie wobbles once more, but to save herself from falling over she grabs Ashley behind the head and pulls her into a knee strike in the process! Another knee connects to the gut, doubling Ashley over. Brodie continues to hold onto the back of the head though and delivers another knee strike, this one to the FACE~, knocking Ashley into a seated position! "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!" Ashley quickly checks her forehead for signs of blood and for now at least she's okay. Brodie looks to change that though as she punches down across the top of Ashley's head a couple of times, before stepping behind the Champion and Dragon Kicking her in the spine!! Dropping to her back, Ashley writhers in pain as Brodie drops to her knees, grinding her forearm into Ashley's face as she attempts a pinfall... 1... 2.. But it's still way too early yet and Ashley easily kicks out. Brodie quickly grabs her in a reverse chinlock as she kicks out, although only to control Ashley and not in an attempt to do any damage. Turning over, Brodie sits on Ashley's back with a Camel Clutch. On hands and knees, Ashley backpedals and escapes through Brodie's legs, British style, tripping Brodie onto her front by the ankles and steps into her own Camel Clutch. Grabbing a hold of the mohawk, the Champion then pulls Brodie's head up a little to expose the jaw...CROSSFACE STRIKE!! COACH OH, SNAP! Some of the women around the ring cringe sympathetically, as Ashley exposes the jaw again...CROSSFACE STRIKE!! Brodie is seeing stars now. Stepping away from Brodie, Ashley points a finger out at Valerie and Constance, threateningly suggesting that they might just be next, before going back to Brodie. Again she grabs the mohawk and again uses it to pull Brodie up. Grabbing an arm, Ashley sets Brodie for an irish whip...but Brodie puts on the brakes, slapping away the whip attempt and forearming Ashley in the jaw, yet again! The previous forearms have Ashley reeling and she staggers backwards into the ropes which are the only things holding her up at the moment seemingly. Brodie quickly charges in with a knee to the gut, before whipping Ashley into the ropes and rushing in afterwards with a palm stri...NO, ducked! Ashley and Brodie both turn around and come to meet each other again. Forearm by Ashley! Forearm by Brodie! FOREARM! FOREARM! FOREARM! FOREARM! Both women are stumbling around now, Ashley gaining her bearings the first and catches Brodie with a quick boot to the gut. Ashley then turns and hits the ropes...AND GETS TRIPPED BY LINDSAY GONZALEZ!! COLE ASSIST! And there's the first woman to try and cash in! GONZALEZ COVER HER! COVER HER! Eager for the cash, Lindsay screams at Brodie to pin Ashley. But, dazed and in no mood to help anyone else to free money, Brodie declines and instead pulls Ashley to her feet... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and chops her ruthlessly across the chest! Ashley slumps against the ropes as Brodie measures her again... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...for a second knifedge! Grabbing Ashley, Brodie then pulls her opponent off the ropes and holds her in place, while reeling back with a HEADBUTT!! Ashley collapses backwards, straight away getting covered by Brodie, to encouragement from Lindsay... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE I don't know if Lindsay would have been given the assist or not there, but regardless, we've seen what problems this Lumberjill situation poses for Ashley Street. Brodie shakes off the cobwebs and backs into one corner of the ring, while Ashley comes back to her senses. And already, early in this match, the Headbutt from Brodie has opened up a cut on Ashley's forehead! Ashley gets to her feet though, despite being cut and dazed. As she does, Brodie suddenly storms out of the corner and runs through Ashley with a Lariat! Again Brodie makes the cover quickly... 1... 2... But again, Ashley is quick to kick out! CABOOSE You know, it might be smarter if Ashley just quit and ran for her life considering she's got at least sixteen women to fight off. But, credit where credit is due, she's not. COLE Obviously, she didn't graduate from the Caboose school of cheap heelery. CABOOSE I'd be surprised if she graduated from [i]anywhere[/i], but that's neither here nor there. Pulling Ashley up, Brodie cocks her fist back and measures Ashley with a brutal right hand! And a second right hand! And a third, each punch aimed directly at the cut on Ashley's forehead. The cut is seemingly opening up now as more blood begins to trickle down Ashley's forehead towards her face. But despite that, Ashley continues to fight and ducks low to charge Brodie into the corner causing her to crash spine first into the turnbuckles. Cautiously, Ashley then comes back to a vertical base again...and both women try to attack with punches, but it's a knee from Brodie that connects first. Brodie then throws Ashley face first into top turnbuckle leaving her dazed once more. Ashley slowly staggers out of the corner as Brodie grabs her, thinking about throwing Ashley out to the baying Lumberjills ready to attack. But she soon decides she'd rather do the damage herself and clotheslines Ashley down! A few of the Lumberjills don't like that...so Brodie flips them off!! COLE As if we didn't know it before, Brodie Lewis is NOT here to make friends! Brodie helps Street up once more, only to once more slam her forearm into Ashley's jaw! Falling backwards, the middle rope bounces Ashley back up to a vertical base and she takes full advantage by diving through with her momentum, taking Brodie down with a Spear! And Ashley then mounts Brodie, all kinds of fired up as she punches wildly at Brodie's head and face! Brodie tries to cover up, but Ashley is relentless. So eventually, Brodie has to place her boots in Ashley's gut to launch her backwards...and Ashley falls right out of the ring! CABOOSE And now, business is going to pick up! COLE The Lumberjills are there, in theory, to help the workers back into the ring...but I'm not sure that's what Valerie and Constance have in mind! Falling right at the feet of the Lumberjills, Ashley tries to pull herself up. Already, Candie is trying to shove Ashley back into the ring as she's supposed to. But, she's soon joined by two others. Pushing their way to the front of the queue, Valerie and Constance barge Candie out of the way and start laying into Ashley with a barrage of forearms!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Minnesota Angels continue to pound away, until Candie finally gets sick of being pushed around and DRAGS Valerie off of Ashley! Running around the ring Molly Matthews and Jade Rodez also come around to help out Ashley Street and eventually the Women's Champion manages to roll into the ring. The focus is still on the outside though, as the Lumberjills are squaring up on the floor and ready to fight!! COLE Good for Molly and Jade! Ashley Street still has some friends who aren't going to stab her in the back for money! And now, it looks like Molly and Jade are warning The Minnesota Angels...they're watching Ashley's back! CABOOSE For now. COLE You're a very pesimistic man, Mr Caboose. The Lumberjills are held apart by other, neutral 'Jills...and eventually, they disperse back to where they were. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Brodie has Ashley up. An irish whip follows, sending Ashley across the ring and she rebounds into a hard, high knee from the challenger! Eventually, Ashley collapses onto her back, allowing Brodie to try for the cover again... 1... 2... Kickout! Valerie and Constance chastise the referee's count, while Brodie simply concentrates on pulling Ashley back to her feet. Taking her by the arm, she then whips Ashley across the ring again, this time into the corner. Ashley slumps into the buckles, as Brodie follows with DOUBLE KNEES~! into the chest! "LET'S GO ASH - LEY!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "LET'S GO ASH - LEY!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "LET'S GO ASH - LEY!" *clap clap clapclapclap* The crowd begin to rally behind the Champion, which distracts Brodie for little more than a couple of seconds before she sends Ashley across the ring into the opposite corner. Brodie waits, before charging again with more DOUBLE KNEES~! that leave Ashley slumped in the corner, gasping for breath. Pulling Ashley out, the growling Brodie then snapmares over the Champ and instantly hits the ropes in front of Ashley, going for a Running Knee Stri...DUCKED! But Brodie puts the brakes on, waits for Ashley to sit back up and mule kicks her in the back of the head! Brodie then hits the ropes again and this time CONNECTS with the Running Knee Strike! COACH Jimmy Rave style! COLE ... COACH C'mon, you know he's cool! Ashley is left staring blankly up at the lights, as Brodie makes the cover... 1... 2... BUT ASHLEY KICKS OUT!! "YYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Brodie and a few of the Lumberjills fume, as Molly and Jade continue to lead the pro-Ashley Street fanbase. Climbing back to her feet, Brodie signals that "that's it", before dragging Ashley to her feet by the hair. Still she holds the hair, as she measures the Champion...HEADBUTT!! AND ANOTHER!! BRODIE BRAINBUSTAAAAAAHH~! The crowd boo, as Brodie hooks Ashley up for the Brainbuster. And after a deep breath, Brodie sets and lifts Ashley up...COUNTERED! Ashley nails Brodie in the head with her knee in mid-air to block the move! Landing safely on her feet, Ashley then wrings the arm to get behind Brodie and applies a Half Nelson. But any thoughts of a suplex are thwarted though, as Brodie dives forward, sending Ashley throat first across the middle rope! Brodie rolls out of the way to collect her thoughts again, as Ashley remains hung over the middle rope. In perfect position for a right hand from... ...EL CHICA GENÉRICO!?! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE WHAT THE HELL!?! CABOOSE EVERYONE WANTS THE MONEY!! Molly and Jade, who happen to be standing meters away from Genérico, rush over and start screaming at the Generic Lady Luchador asking what she thinks she's doing. Meanwhile, Ashley has stumbles back into the ring and falls right into Brodie Lewis, who picks Ashley up and FOLDS HER IN HALF with a Saito Suplex!! Chaos and confusion has ensued, as Brodie makes the cover... 1... 2... COLE Genérico's going to be $50,000 richer!! NOOOOOOOO!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd go nuts and Genérico, who seems to regret her actions already, runs her hand over her mask in disappointment at how close she was to becoming rich, rich, rich. Brodie meanwhile climbs up, fuming. Almost foaming at the mouth as she causes the referee to scurry out of her way. Slowly, Ashley begins to get up now, as Brodie is waiting impatiently. "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" Ashley is up, as Brodie hits the ropes and goes for the Palm Strik...DUCKED! Turning around, Brodie gets caught with a boot to the gut and doubles over, grabbed by the mohawk and held in place by Ashley Street, who waits for some more encouragement from the crowd. KAWADA KICK! "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" AND ANOTHER! "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" A THIRD!! "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" Brodie staggers backwards a couple of steps, not knowing where the hell she is, as Ashley comes roaring...DUCKED! Ashley misses the Roaring Elbow and turns around, to be met with the Palm Strike from Brodie, leaving both women to collapse to the canvas!! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" COLE Good Lord! Have you ever seen two woman who hit that hard...and two women tough enough to take those kind of strikes!?! CABOOSE Not until tonight, no. COLE Both women are down and we've got a standing ten on now! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FIVE!" "SIX!" "SEVE.." Brodie is first to her feet. Shaking off the effects of the Kawada Kicks, Brodie turns around to where Ashley has reached her knees, pulling her forwards into a front facelock and setting up for the Brainbuster again. But suddenly, "Floggin" Molly Matthews is up on the apron, distracting Brodie! Brodie stops and puts the badmouth on Molly. But that allows Ashley to suddenly arch Brodie up and over, into a Northern Lights Suplex, with the bridge... 1... 2... KICKOUT! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE So close! And it's lucky that Ashley still has Molly looking out for her! COACH She'll never get her llama like that though! Both Ashley and Brodie now struggle to their feet, meeting in the centre of the ring, with Brodie striking with a forearm! Which Ashley returns! Forearm, Brodie! Forearm, Ashley! Forearm, Brodie! Forearm, Ashley! Brodie stumbles backwards, but suddenly changes direction and thrusts out a Yakuza Ki...DUCKED! Around turns Brodie, as Ashley hits the ropes. Brodie ducks a clothesline, but Ashley hits the ropes again...AND GETS TRIPPED BY VALERIE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Minnesota Angels celebrate on the outside, but suddenly, they find themselves tackled to the ground by Molly Matthews and Jade Rodez! And, as a brawl erupts between those four, the Lumberjills begin to pile over, which sparks and massive brawl on the floor between the entire force of Lumberjills!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH IT'S BREAKIN' DOWN!! CABOOSE Where's Joey Styles when you need him!?! COLE Screw Joey Styles...CATFIGHT!! CAAATFIIIIIIGGHHHTT!! All the Lumberjills are going at it now and the crowd are whipped into a frenzy as back in the ring, Brodie sets Ashley up for the Brainbuster yet again. Ashley escapes though, twisting behind with a hammerlock and then pulling Brodie around, into a knee to the gut. Brodie falls to one knee as Ashley hits the ropes, looking for the Shining I Hate Your Face... ...and gets clobbered from behind by Serena Blackmore on the rampway!! Ashley collapses forward, as Blackmore grins sadistically at her handiwork. All around her, cheers from the crowd suddenly begin to ring out. But they're not for Serena. Instead, they're for the woman charging up behind her, pulling Serena around and THROWING her off the rampway to the floor below! JENNY ADAMS! "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE OH MY GOD!! CABOOSE Okay, enough with the Joey Styles shtick now... COLE NO! LOOK! IT'S JENNY ADAMS!! The crowd are going NUTS now as the returning, former OAOAST Women's Champion waits for Brodie Lewis to turn around. And as she does, Jenny springboards from the rampway up to the top rope, then off the ropes and into the ring with a Springboard Missile Dropkick that WIPES OUT Brodie!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Jenny quickly rolls out of the ring before the referee, who's understandably distracted by the mass brawl on the floor, can turn around and spot her. Meanwhile, Brodie is already getting back up. But she only makes it to her knees before Ashley Street charges her, launching off the planted knee of Lewis and KICKING HER FACE OFF~!~! COLE SHINING I HATE YOUR FACE!! The crowd go wild, as Ashley makes the cover, Jenny frantically getting the referee's attention and pointing out the pin to him, which he dramatically dives to count... 1... 2... 3!!!!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE IT'S OVER!! ASHLEY STREET HAS BEATEN THE ODDS AND RETAINED THE WOMEN'S TITLE!! "ANY WAY YOU WANT IT! THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT! ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!" BUFFER Here is your winner...and STILL the OAOAST Women's Champion... AAASSHHHLLLLLLEEEEEEYYYY SSSSSTTRRRRRREEEEEEEEETT!!!!!! The crowd continue to go nuts as Jenny Adams, along with the rest of the pro-Ashley Lumberjills roll into the ring to join in the celebrations. The rest of the 'Jills dejectedly stop their fighting, watching on as Ashley is handed the Women's Title and raises it high above his head in the ring. Molly quickly congratulates Ashley, Jade doing the same. But it's Jenny Adams who pushes next in line, embracing Ashley and holding her arm aloft in the air, much to the fury of The Minnesota Angels, Brodie Lewis and no doubt the Benefactor too, wherever she is. COLE What a moment here! Jenny Adams, making her return from injury to help Brodie Lewis defy the odds and retain the Women's Championship. And now, the Benefactor has a lot more to concern herself with. Not only Ashley Street, but a vengeful Jenny Adams! CABOOSE And all the money in the world might not save her if Jenny and Ashley have anything to say about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
