King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2005 COLE Coming up next, we've got tag team action. Apparantly, this match was personally requested by Stephen Joseph, who hopes his Upstarts will secure a clean sweep tonight. So, we have the unorthodox team of Bohemoth and Jamie O'Hara as a result. And they take on the former World Tag Team Champions, The Sk8ter Boiz. CABOOSE Oh, how that phrase makes me weep. COLE The Boiz haven't been as active on OAOAST TV since they lost the titles in TLC. But tonight, they've got the chance to kickflip their way back into Tag Team Title contention. CABOOSE ...that's terrible. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada...HELL MEL...THE MARV...TTHHHHEEEEEEE SSSSKK88888TTEEEEERRRRRRR BBOOOOOIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZ!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" hits and off go the two, green pyro rockets...as The Sk8ter Boiz live up to their names like only they can, sk8teboarding through the entrance way and down the rampway. On the way, they try to tag hands. But the fans are too low and they can't reach, so instead throw them the thumbs up as they pass. The Boiz reach the end of the ramp and leap into the ring, holding their skateboards high for all to see. .:CUE: "Back In Black", AC/DC:. But suddenly, they aren't so happy-go-lucky, as here comes the MONSTAH Bohemoth. With Jamie O'Hara by his side, already talking that trash, Bohemoth shows off TEH GUNZ~! before he and O'Hara make their way to the ring. BUFFER And, their opponents. Representing THE UPSTARTS... BOOOHHEEEEEEMMOOOOTTHHHH and JJAAAAAMMIIIIEEEE OOOO'HHHHAAAARRRRAAAAAAA!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" O'Hara and Bohemoth reach the ring and the Boiz back off quickly, as Bohemoth enters. They're not quite so scared by O'Hara, who vaults into the ring. But O'Hara takes the credit for them "steppin' off" regardless. *DINGDINGDING* O'Hara confers with Bohemoth and The Upstarts decide that the newcomer is going to start. Meanwhile, it's The Marv kicking off the match for the Sk8ter Boiz. Marv strides into the centre of the ring, as O'Hara starts to talk smack. And talk. And continue to talk that smack, until finally The Marv has enough and treads on O'Hara's foot!! The crowd pop, as O'Hara hops around on one foot and The Marv takes advantage by applying a side headlock. Going to the ribs quickly, O'Hara raps Marv with a serious of forearms before sending Marv off into the ropes. O'Hara then shows off his agility with a high leapfrog... O'HARA YEAH DAWG, DAT'S RIGHT! ...but he gets too cocky and Marv nails him with a diving clothesline! And another! A third as O'Hara continues to stagger up only to get knocked right back down. Up staggers O'Hara again, as Marv rocks him with a couple of right hands, backing O'Hara into the ropes and leaving The Upstart's arms hung over the top. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" The Marv then nails O'Hara with a knifedge chop, which isn't going to rival anything Chris Benoit's ever done, but leaves O'Hara's chest stinging nonetheless. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" And again. THE MARV SKATE OR DIE! "YYYAAAAAAYYYY!" Grabbing an arm, Marv then whips O'Hara into the ropes and catches him coming back with a standing dropkick. O'Hara is taken clear off his feet, landing hard on the back of his head, which prompts Marv to try an early cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Marv quickly jogs over to the corner and tags in Hell Mel. The two exchange a quick high-five before sending O'Hara off into the ropes, catching him on the way back with a double boot to the gut, doubling O'Hara over. The Sk8ter Boiz then hit opposite ropes, with Marv doing a skating style "Ollie" clear over O'Hara's back, while Mel slams a running knee into the side of O'Hara's head! CABOOSE That was ridiculous. What damage do you do to someone by jumping over their back? COLE Well, the knee from Hell Mel did the damage. I guess Marv just wanted to show off his l33t sk8ter sk1ll5~! CABOOSE ... The referee makes sure The Marv leaves the ring, while Hell Mel positions himself by the side of O'Hara. And, after a Jerry Lynn esque "RAWK" hand signal, Mel backflips across O'Hara chest with a Standing Moonsault... 1... 2... Kickout! Mel informs the referee that the count was "bogus" as he gets to his feet, helping O'Hara up with him. A whip follows, sending O'Hara into a neutral corner. O'Hara puts the brakes on, catching Mel charging in with a mule kick. Quick as a flash, O'Hara vaults to the middle rope with something flippy in mind no doubt. But a double sledge from Mel puts a stop to that, leaving O'Hara wobbling on the middle rope and allowing Mel to pick him up in an Electric Chair position. COLE Uh-oh...could we see the Dudesday Device here!?! CABOOSE What did I tell you about making up movenames? COLE But...but...it's witty! Carefully, Mel walks out of the corner, making sure to keep O'Hara on his shoulders. O'Hara starts to rain down on the head with punches though, which eventually cause Mel to stop...at which point, O'Hara levers himself back and SPIKES MEL ON HIS HEAD WITH A REVERSE RANA!! COLE OOHHHHH, MY!! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" With Mel down and motionless, O'Hara gets up and is suddenly his cocky self again, laughing at a clearly concerned Marv as he strides over to the corner...and tags in Bohemoth! COLE And things have just gone from bad to worse for The Sk8ter Boiz, I'm afraid. The former HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion steps into the ring with no hint of emotion, all business as he reaches down and grabs Mel by the hair. Mel is deadweight, but that doesn't bother Bohemoth. Easily, he pulls Mel off the canvas and throws him up, over onto his shoulder. Backing into a corner, Bohemoth then charges and DRIVES Mel back-first into the top turnbuckle of the opposite corner. Turning, the bigman charges again and plants Mel with a Running Powerslam! Groans fill the crowd as Bohemoth makes a lackadaisical cover... 1... 2... Broken up by The Marv, who gets GLARED at by Bohemoth! COLE You know, I think The Marv regrets that already somehow. CABOOSE Well, the good news is, he saved Hell Mel. The bad news is...he saved Hell Mel. Climbing to his feet, Bohemoth is suddenly pissed off as he points a finger at The Marv. A finger which is enough to make Marv jump from the apron and cower for cover at ringside. Meanwhile, Mel is gallantly climbing to his feet. Bohemoth is waiting on him though, as he measures poor Mel and knocks his head off with a STIFF~! Lariat, bringing the crowd from their seats and horrifying The Marv on the floor! "OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" O'HARA OH, YOU JUS' GOT KNOCKED THE [i]FUCKOUT![/i] O'Hara laughs it up to a nearby camera, while Bohemoth stalks around the lifeless frame of Hell Mel. The Marv finally climbs back to the apron, but is having to watch the match thorugh gaps in the hands clapsed over his eyes now. Continuing to stalk around, Bohemoth waits for Mel to get up. But Mel isn't. So Bohemoth has to haul him up. "SAVE HIM JE - BUS!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "SAVE HIM JE - BUS!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "SAVE HIM JE - BUS!" *clap clap clapclapclap* Once Mel is finally pulled up, Bohemoth lifts him up like the good old, proverbial ragdoll and sets him up for the Erotic Awakening Of B. Sensing the end, The Marv quickly climbs to the top rope and dives off the top with a double axehandle to the back of Bohemoth. With...very little effect. Infact, it just seems to piss Bohemoth off as he drops Mel uncerimoniously, turns around and SPEARS Marv back into the corner!! Mel staggers to his feet, but Bohemoth mows him down with a Polish Hammer! Bo then turns back around a scoop up The Marv, positioning himself beside Mel before swinging Marv around... ...out... ...and DOWN~!... ...RIGHT ACROSS HIS PARTNER'S STERNUM!!!! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE EROTIC AWAKENING OF B...ONTO HELL MEL!! CABOOSE Ladies and gentlemen, The Sk8ter Boiz were 20. Both Sk8ter Boiz are stacked up and ready to be pinned. But rather than go for the cover, Bohemoth walks back over to his corner and tags in Jamie O'Hara. Who, beaming from ear to ear, vaults into the ring and walks over to where the Boiz lay, all the way jawing away to nobody in particular. Stepping over the bodies, O'Hara climbs the ropes facing out into the crowd and reaches the top. O'Hara then sets himself, before tumbling forwards with an Inverted 450...ONTO BOTH SK8TER BOIZ!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" CABOOSE This one is over! 1... 2... 3!! *DINGDINGDING!* BUFFER Your winners of this match...the team of Bohemoth and Jamie O'Hara... TTHHEEEE UUPPSSSSSTTAAAAARRRTTSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
