Guest Report post Posted May 29, 2002 (voices in Homer's head) Marge: Lisa needs braces! Lenny: DENTAL PLAN! Marge: Lisa needs braces! Lenny: DENTAL PLAN! (Carl drops a pencil into Homer's asscrack) Homer: Hey, you disrupted my train of thought! (voices in head again) Marge: Lisa needs braces! Lenny: DENTAL PLAN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 29, 2002 I've always liked and all by Homer are: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? --------------------------------------- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laaaaming ------------------------------------------------------- and my favorite: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted May 29, 2002 Mr. Burns firing Marge Mr. Burns: You're fired Marge:You can't fire me just because I'm married. I'm gonna sue the pants off you. Burns: You don't have to sue to get my pants off Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tommorrow don't bother showing up on Monday. Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted May 29, 2002 Burns' Casino Smithers:It looks like Robert Gaulet isn't showing up sir Burns:Very well begin the thawing of Jim Nabors Homer love Flanders Homer:This is Ned Flanders my new best friend Lenny:What did he say Carl:I don't know something about being gay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted May 31, 2002 i might not know exact quotes but here they are snake from the simpsons go to japan episode after he robs homer off the internet Homer's homecoming where the dean calls for "professor Rocco and Chancelor Knuckles" Any Duff Guy quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted May 31, 2002 the episode where Skinner is revealed as a fraud: Homer's Brain: Keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake. ================================= the sub episode: Homer: Damage Report, Mr. Moe Moe: Sonar out, Navigation out, radio out. Homer: Enough of what's out, what's in? Moe: Ice blended mocha drinks and David Schwimmer. Homer: Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way. Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star! ================================= Treehouse of Horror (where homer's hair kills apu) Chief Wiggum: Homer Simpson, you are under arrest for the murders of Moe Szyslak and Apu Nahasa...pasa...Aw, just Moe. Just Moe Wiggum: I'm afraid we have no leads, but i can safely say Apu did not suffer. <shows Apu's legs sticking out from the slushie machine> Lou: Looks like he suffered alot, Chief. Wiggum: Aw geez, How long were you gonna let me keep drinking this thing? <wiggum takes another sip of the Slushie> ================================ snake from the simpsons go to japan episode after he robs homer off the internet That would be "Yoink-dot-adios-backslash-losers!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted May 31, 2002 That would be "Yoink-dot-adios-backslash-losers!" ha! classic, thank you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 1, 2002 "Oh Princess Fair, willst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?" Troy McClure to Ms. Piggy and Selma. -A Fish Called Selma- "Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot" Hank Scorpio. -You Only Move Twice- "And that's everything that happened in my life right up to time I got this phone call" Grampa Simpson to Lisa. -The Secret War of Lisa Simpson- "I'm seeing double here: four Krusty's!" Legs, looking at Homer and Krusty side by side. -Homie the Clown- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted June 7, 2002 Marge: You have the right to remain silent. Homer: I choose to waive that right. YAAAA! AAAAAH! YAAAAH! ================================= Homer: The steak was.... Santa's Little Helper: Ruff! Homer: You've been pitching that all night. SLH: Chewy? ================================= Nelson: Kill-the-dorks! One of the purple girls: Bash-their-skulls! Lisa: Run-a-way! ================================= Homer: BUFFALO TESTICLES! Lisa: Dad, those are apples. Homer: Oh. Never mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted June 7, 2002 The X-Files episode: (Homer is shown running on a treadmill, with various electrodes attached to him.) Mulder: what's this test for? Scully: nothing, I just thought he could stand to lose some weight. (stares unblinkingly) The jiggling of his fat rolls is almost hypnotic... Mulder: yes, it's like a lava lamp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
