Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2005 * DING DING * BUFFER The following contest is set for one fall. Making their way to the ring, accompanied by their manager Jim Cornette, weighing 460 pounds, "Sarcastic" Simon Singleton and the "Handsome Hustler" Ned Blanchard, the New New Midnight EXXXpreSSSSS! Jim Cornette leads the New New Midnight Express to the ring admist a chorus of boos as "Chase" plays in the background. Ned doing his best to shield the left side of his face from the cameras, not wanting to show the bandage on his forehead. COLE As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, the "Handsome Hustler" Ned Blanchard sporting a battle scar from his encounter with Logan Mann at World Without End. COACH His encounter? You mean from the sucker punch he took. Logan hit him with a chain-wrapped fist. COLE Some would say Ned had it coming. COACH Others would say it was a cheapshot. CABOOSE For those who don't know what the less fortunate members of Triple C are talking about, order the encore presentations of World Without End that are airing this week and see the return of the Heavenly Rockers. It was one of the most loudest reactions I've ever heard. COLE Not only did the Heavenly Rockers return at World Without End, but it was the involvement of the New New Midnight Express during the Sooner Bruisers-South Central Militia bout that General Manager Calvin Szechstein signed this match for tonight. CUE: "Frankenstein" BUFFER And their opponents. From the state of Oklahoma, weighing 525 pounds, the Sooner BrUUUUisers! The Psycho Gremlin sprints to the ring and runs around ringside while the Man of Tomorrow stops to pose for the camera, flexing his biceps. Cornette and the Midnights bail as Frankie dives into the ring and goes after them on his hands and knees. Referee Nick Patrick stepping in and calming the Psycho Gremlin. COLE Despite a controversial defeat this past Sunday at World Without End, the Sooner Bruisers have shot up the tag team rankings. They're one of the many teams who'd love a shot at the World Tag Team Titles. The Heavenly Rockers being the lastest to throw their hat into the race. After a final strategy session, which Jim Cornette bars the cameraman from filming, Cornette gives his men a pair of high-five's as he exits. On the other side of the ring, Frank psyche's himself up by running in place while Frank stretches -- pulling on the top rope, etc. * DING DING * The crowd roars as we're set to get underway. Frank and Hustler Ned start. The Handsome Hustler taunts Frank by flexing his muscles. As if that weren't insult to injury, he even jiggles his pecs. To the disappointment of fans worldwide, the actions of Ned doesn't result in an impromptu posedown. Instead, Frank wants to lockup. It doesn't take long for Frank to show off his amateur wrestling skills, grabbing a front facelock out of a go-behind waistlock. He brings Blanchard back up to his feet and flips him over with a single underhook suplex. The self-profess "Man of Tomorrow" tries following up with a single-leg takedown, but the scouting reports of Jim Cornette pay off here, as Ned shocks everyone in the arena by hitting 90210 COLE Frank got caught off-guard by the enzurigi. What a huge shocker this would be if Ned is able to finish Frank off so early. ONE... T-- Frank presses Ned up in the air and over Nick Patrick, but the Handsome Hustler is quickly able to get back on his feet and deck the powerhouse with a sidekick. Blanchard struts around Frank, then reaches down and picks him up by the hair, paint-brushing the bleach blond bruiser. The lack of respect fires Frank up, who counters an Irish whip with a Soonerline. Frank drops down and screams in Ned's ear while doing pushups. Blanchard retreats to his corner, reaching up for the tag, which is accepted by Sarcastic Simon. Singleton steps through the ropes, grinning from ear to ear as he points to the "Psycho Gremlin" standing on the ring apron, HOWLING. "OW, OW, OW, OW, OWWWWWWWWWW!" COLE The fans want the tag. Frankie wants the tag. And big brother Frank gives him the tag. The crowd howls in unison as the Psycho Gremlin gets set for action for the first time tonight. Frank rubs his younger brother's belly on the way out. Smirking, Frankie rubs his hands together, ready to go. Collar-and-elbow tie-up into a side headlock. Simon, thinking as through he has Frankie right where he wants him, begins heckling Frank, who smirks back at him. That's when Frankie lifts Simon up and throws him into the corner. Singleton kicks the bottom rope in embarrassment. He wants to lock back up with Frankie. Again, Simon applies a side headlock out of the collar-and-elbow tie-up. But almost immediately Frankie shoves him off to the ropes and knocks him down with a shoulder block. Simon pops up and hits the near side, again being knocked off his feet with a shoulder block. That doesn't stop Singleton from trying a third time, but Frankie is waiting with something different. It doesn't work, however, as Simon avoids the clothesline, both men's momentum taking them running to opposite ends of the ring. Simon tries to avoid running head-on into Frankie by leapfrogging over him...but he gets caught in midair with a POWERSLAM! ONE... TWO-- Simon slides underneath the lackadaisical cover. Frankie nails him getting up with a right hand, backing Simon into the corner and whipping him to the one across the ring, following in with a Soonerline. Simon stumbles out and drops to a knee, shaking off the cobwebs while Frankie pulls himself up onto the middle rope, looking for the top rope bulldog, but Ned sprints over and grabs ahold of the foot. Frankie kicks Ned off the apron. The Psycho Gremlin sets himself on the top rope...and is DROPKICKED in midair by Sarcastic Simon! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" COLE Simon quickly covers. ONE... TWO-- Frankie just gets the shoulder up. Simon stomps Frankie in the sternum before picking him up and ramming him into the top turnbuckle in the NNMX corner. The fans "WHOO" with every knife-edge chop. After an exchange is made, Hustler Ned steps in and works the body and head over with various martial art blows. Blanchard snapmares Frankie out of the corner and connects with a double-axehandle to the back of the neck. Singleton is tagged back in, and he immediately ascends to the top. TOP ROPE KNEEDROP! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Simon scoopes Frankie up and throws him over the top rope to the floor. The New New Midnight Express create a deverison by engaging in a simulating conversation with Nick Patrick about global warming while Corny stomps Frankie outside. It doesn't take long, however, for Frank to go to the aid of his brother, chasing away a waddling James E. who hides behind Ned. COLE Oh yeah, Cornette's a big boy when he's hitting somebody while they're down, but when they're face to face he cowers in fear. COACH You never know when Frank'll go into roid rage. James E. would rather be safe than sorry. The Coach can't believe him. Frank berates the referee as he's ecsorted away, leaving the NNMX to double-team Frankie on the floor. The Midnights scoope Frankie up and drop him throatfirst on the guardrail, then hold him up for Cornette to whack across the back with the TENNIS RACKET. Frank sends the Midnights and Cornette scampering as he frees himself from the referee. The chase leads all 4 men into the ring, with Cornette quickly bailing out and leaving his Midnight Express to take care of Frank. Simon and Ned put the boots to the Man of Tomorrow as he dives into the ring. Frank brought back to his feet and pumpeled in the ropes with punches and chops. The Midnights each grab Frank by a wrist and fire him to the ropes. Frank avoids a double reverse back elbow and then a clothesline, leading to his Soonerlining of Hustler Ned while Sarcastic Simon slides underneath and wipes out Frankie with a baseball slide. Nick Patrick threatens a disqualification if Frank doesn't get out of the ring by the count of 5. Frank grudgingly obliges. Frankie is tossed back inside the ring, where the NNMX make another exchange. Slingshot kneedrop to the forehead by Ned. He follows up with a double underhook suplex for two. COLE The New New Midnight Express with yet another tag. The Sooner Bruisers have yet to make one since the opening minutes of this match. Jim Cornette preaches a certain style. Like a Bill Parcells of the National Football League, who loves to run the ball and wear down the opposing defense, Jim Cornette loves for his teams to work over one man a majority of the match and keep him isolated in their side of the ring. And the New New Midnight Express have done just that so far tonight. TOP ROPE FLYING ELBOW by Sarcastic Simon gets a two count. He brings Frankie back up and rams him into the top turnbuckle, but Frankie glances over at Simon with a smile, having absord the blow. Simon responds with a right hand, then rams Frankie back into the turnbuckle for a second time. Frankie once again absords the blow. He begins ramming himself repeatedly into the turnbuckle before nailing Simon with a right and sending him facefirst into the turnbuckle! Frankie rams Simon in the top, middle and bottom turnbuckles 3 times a piece before driving him facefirst into the canvas for #10. Frankie acknowledges the howls from the fans by howling back at them. As he does so Ned clobbers him from behind with a running kneelift, sending Frankie crashing into the corner. Blanchard rocks the Psycho Gremlin with quick jabs, then looks to whip him to the ropes, but Frankie counters by yanking Ned into his arms and taking him over with a belly-to-belly suplex. With both Midnights down everything is in place for Frankie to make the tag, but as he nears his corner Sarcastic Simon clips him from behind, taking out the right leg, the very leg Frankie uses to spring off of to give his Soonerlines added pop. Simon drags Frankie back over to the NNMX corner and drops a series of elbows across the right leg of the Psycho Gremlin. Frankie tries punching his way out of the hold, but a couple of back elbows from Simon put an end to that. Tag made, the Handsome Hustler stepping back in and draping the leg over the bottom rope, leaping up and crashing all his weight down on the knee. Jim Cornette reaches under the bottom rope and lock hands with Ned, giving him added leverage for his FIGURE-FOUR LEGLOCK. COACH You think Frankie's favorite cereal is Rice Krispies? COLE I don't know. Why? COACH Because his leg's about to go snap, crackle and pop! Bwahahahaha! COLE Ugh! Frank is going nuts on the apron, telling Nick Patrick to turn around. When he does Cornette has already let go of Ned, though he still questions James E., and as one would expect, Cornette denies all charges. Cornette whoops outside, taunting the crowd as Ned SLAPS Frankie, demanding he quit. CABOOSE Somebody should tell Ned now isn't the time to anger Frankie. All he's going to do is revive his fighting spirit. And that's exactly what happens. The adreanline begins flowing. With big brother leading the cheers from the apron Frankie OVERTURNS the Figure-Four. Unlike other wrestlers who continue to hold onto the submission long after it's been reversed, Ned breaks immediately. Blanchard is alert enough to keep his legs wrapped between Frankie's so that he won't escape to make the tag. Ned reaches up and Simon over for the tag. Nick claps his hands overhead, signaling a tag has been made. Simon drags Frankie to the corner ringpost and bashes the leg across it. He then takes Frankie back towards the center of the ring and reapplies the FIGURE-- NO! Frankie shoves him off to the corner with his free leg and Simon butts heads with his partner on the apron. *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap* COLE The crowd knows now's the time for Frankie to make the tag. CABOOSE Can he, though? How much damage did his knee sustained? COACH Not enough as the brain-damage, I guarantee. Frank crawls to his corner, inch by inch on his belly-welly and... ...MAKES THE TAG~! THE HOT TAG~! The crowd erupts as the tag is made, the Man of Tomorrow coming back in and having his way. He decks Singleton with a running forearm smash to the face. Blanchard tries getting in a cheapshot but Frank blocks his punch and hits an inverted atomic drop followed by a Soonerline. Frank flexes the bicep before kissing the peak and drops the elbow down on the Handsome Hustler. Ned rolls out of the ring. Simon nails Frank from behind. Singleton traps the Sooner in the ropes and unleashes a fury of right hands and knife-edge chops, but has his Irish whipped reversed. TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM! COLE You know what's next. The crowd certainly does. Frank scoopes Simon up and fires him to the ropes. THE FRANKENSTEINER! ONE... TWO... THREE--NO! THE SOUTH CENTRAL MILITIA hit the ring and attack the Sooner Bruisers. Nick Patrick calls for the bell, and then is decked by Vincent Santana. Marcellus Wallace wails away on Frank while Ned and Vincent stomp Frankie in the corner, all while Jim Cornette directs traffic. COLE Again it's a 4 on 1 attack. The Sooner Bruisers absolutely helpless out there. "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" COLE THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS ARE HERE! Synth and Logan sprint to the ring wielding chairs. The Midnights get out of the ring as fast as they can while the SCM calmly step out like they did at World Without End. An INTENSE~ staredown ensues with the Heavenly Rockers, New New Midnight Express and SCM. Security storms the ring in droves to keep things under control. COLE The situation between these 4 teams is bound to explode. And so will our director if we don't take this break. HeldDOWN~! will return after this quick time out. [B][COLOR=purple]NOVEMBER REIGN[/COLOR] November 27th [COLOR=blue]Live Only on Pay-Per-View![/COLOR] ORDER NOW![/B] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
