King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 COLE Let's send it back to Gene Okerlund. OKERLUND Well, with just a week and a half removed from World Without End, the OAOAST is slowly settling in to the Stephen Joseph era, something which doesn't sit very well with my two guests at this time. Two men who were involved of course in the Fourway Dance at World Without End. Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, Black T... From either side of Mene Gene, Dan Black and Tony Brannigan emerge from off screen with solemn, business like looks on their faces. OKERLUND Gentlemen, a new day has dawned in the OAOAST and it could very well be a bad one for veterans like yourself. Your thoughts? BLACK A new day has dawned, huh Gene? Let me make one thing perfectly clear, myself and Tony Brannigan aren't worried by the fact that Stephen Joseph is the World Champion. We're not worried that now, 'The Upstarts have all the power'. He might make out like holding that belt gives him all the power in this company. And sure, he can pick and choose his challengers. If he wants to, he could make sure men like me and Tony never get another shot at the gold for a while. But sooner or later... Suddenly, Black pauses as his camera shot is suddenly stolen by the backs of two people walking past and rather rudely stopping right in front of the interview. One wearing a snappy black suit and with folded arms...the other wearing the HI-YAH Heavyweight Championship belt. BRANNIGAN Do you mind? WRIGHT Gene, does your incompetence know no boundaries? OKERLUND Excuse me? Wright sighs. WRIGHT May I impart a little advice on you, Gene? Maybe you should be conducting this interview segment with individuals of more deserving natures? I.e Champions. Not two decrepid, inconsiquental antediluvians who despite favourable odds could not help but fail to disrupt my good friend Stephen Joseph's triumphant rise to the summit of the OAOAST at World Without End. BLACK You know, if I thought you said anything important, I'd ask you to translate that. As it is, I'll settle for you getting the hell out of our camera shot. WRIGHT That's just the problem Brannigan. By all rights, this camera shot should be mine. After all, whilst you were unsuccessful at World Without End, I was defeating your fellow 'veteran', The Parka, to capture the HI-YAH World Heavyweight Championship. Somehow, I think that is of more significance to the OAOAST than what the FORMER OAOAST Tag Team World Champions have to tell. You see, this is exactly the kind of incompetent, biased, partial media representation I and my fellow Upstarts have come to expect from the OAOAST. No surprise then, that our very own heptagenarian is responsible. OKERLUND Hey! You know, maybe if you showed people more respect, you and your buddies might get more interview time! Glancing to his left, Wright looks up at Bohemoth with a look of confusion, unable to believe that a mere interviewer is talking back to him. Slowly, a smile creeps over Wright's face, as he then turns his thumbs down, giving Bohemoth the signal... ...to step right into Black T's path, the former Tag Champions stepping in front of Okerlund to protect him. BRANNIGAN Not a good idea, 'big boy'. *motions for Gene to go, which he does...and fast* I suggest you and your friend leave, before things get ugly. With a wry smile, Bohemoth casually tilts his sunglasses down and get right up in T-Bod's face. BOHEMOTH Make us. And with that, all hell breaks loose as Brannigan suddenly tears into Bohemoth, whilst Dan Black tackles Christian Wright to the floor in the background and begins to tussle with him. Brannigan and Bohemoth are exchanging heavy blows, while Black is simply trying to choke the life out of the squirming Wright...all until eventually, a mass wave of referees and officials swarm onto the scene and quickly set about pulling the four men apart. Held by the arms, Black is dragged off of Wright, who doesn't need restraining as he is done fighting. Instead, he helps to restrain Bohemoth, while Brannigan and Black are dragged away. BLACK You haven't heard the last of this, punks! BRANNIGAN You'll get yours! Real soon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
