Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2005 (edited) Close-up of Tony Schiavone standing in front of the interview position backstage. SCHIAVONE One of the big matches just signed for November Reign on the 27th of the month will be an 8-Man elimination tag team match featuring the Heavenly Rockers and Sooner Bruisers against my guests at this time... The camera pulls back to reveal Jim Cornette, smirking and stroking his trademark tennis racket but still wearing a neckbrace (the man believes in selling), an arrogant New New Midnight Express and an imposing South Central Militia with their valet Shyanne. SCHIAVONE (CONT'D) ...the New New Midnight Express and the South Central Militia, along with James E. Cornette and Shyanne. Lots of bad blood involving the 8 men who will be involved in that tag match, the reprecussions of the on-going feud between The Heavenly Rockers and Jim Cornette Enterprises, specifically the New New Midnight Express. CORNETTE First of all, Tony Schiavone, the OAOAST should have The Heavenly Rockers arrested for coming out here last week and killing their ratings, not to mention every stray dog and cat in America with their albums! You talk about an on-going feud between The Heavenly Rockers and Jim Cornette Enterprises. The way I see it this feud, like St. Elsewhere, is the imagination of a mentally challenged person, that being Synth and Logan. And when it's all said and done, The Heavenly Rockers will wish they were elsewhere. Because time and time again my Midnight Express have embarrassed those wannabe rock stars with not just their good looks but with their wrestling ability as well. The Heavenly Rockers might have every girl in the world with their poster on their wall, but the Midnight Express and South Central Militia are forever etched in the mind of the one girl who matters...Holly-Wood. Hahaha! NED I take it you haven't gotten over that fateful summer night, huh, Logan? The night your dream girl found herself in an orgy of violence. I bet you can't stand the fact Holly wakes up in the middle of the night with chills from having seen the Handsome Hustler in her dream. Well, I got news for ya, buddy -- love it! I know she did. Apparently all she needed to realize I'm the one for her was to get spiked on her head a couple of times by the foxiest honey in South Central L.A., Shyanne. The phone calls, the e-mails and text messages -- they've all shot up. When you think she's freshing herself up in the bathroom, she really's getting down and dirty to a pic of my handsome self. Our little game is coming to an end. I'm gonna end up with the girl, Logan, you're just gonna continue what you're doing right now...walk around with a broken heart. SIMON Synth, Logan, Holly, I want you to listen up real good. You think we've made your life a living hell in the past? Just wait until what we have in store for you in the future. Look at what we've already done. Synth, you're considered the wildchild of the group, a man who marches to the beat of his own drum. Now you can't even beat your own damn drum because we broken your stinkin' arm again! Then you got Holly-Wood. Just like you, karma's a bitch, ain't it, Holly? You cause Jimmy Cornette months of pain and expensive medical bills by DDT'ing him multiple times, and now you're the one suffering while Jim gets better and better and richer and richer with each passing day. As for Logan, what more can be said? You're a loser! You're scum! You're an embarrassment to all of mankind! You're gonna wind up some has-been like former N'SYNC member JC Chavez writing songs about the woman who got away and went with a real man, a champion. You 3 should've stayed home with your head between your legs and live with the fact the better team kicked your asses. Retire with some dignity! All you've done is earned yourselves another ass-kicking! We've broken your bones, your heart, now all that's left to break is your spirit. Then Ned and I will take that next step and become the first 3-time World tag team champions. The SCM and Shyanne shoot Simon a "Whatcha talkin' 'bout, little fella?" type look. Simon responds with a smile and big thumbs up. SCHIAVONE Now let's turn things over to your partners at November Reign, Marcellus Wallace and Vincent Santana, The South Central Militia. You're coming off a big win, albeit controversial, over the Sooner Bruisers at World Without End. Your take on the big 8-Man elimination coming up on the 27th. VINCENT Money makes the world go 'round, Fat Tony. When Jimmy "Crack" Cornette approached us with an offer we couldn't refuse, we took the job and did it. It just so happens these Heavenly Rockers have bigger cajones than we thought. We'll give you boys credit, ain't no one come back wanting to fight after crossing our path. Whether it's all the drugs you've done or you're just a couple crazy bastards, you better live life to the fullest because the sand in the hour glass is running out. Your wrestling careers won't be the only thing finished after we're done with you, so will your so-called music career. MARCELLUS That ain't just some threat, Synth and Logan. Nobody said we could beat The Sooner Bruisers. The Sooners are on a roll, they said. They'll out-wrestle you. The Sooners bitched and moaned like the farmer's daughters that they are, calling us out, saying a couple of bamas punk'd out two bad asses from the hood. What happened tough guys? What happened?! For starters, they found out the farm was thataway because when they crossed our turf, we made 'em squeal like Porky F'N' Pig! We did things to them in that match people thought was only possible in a prison drama. Now at November Reign, we're gonna stand beside the White Men Express like a band of brothers and fight the power. CORNETTE Logan, you may no longer live by your motto of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, but, brother, the Midnight Express and South Central Militia still live by their motto of blood, guts, violence and intimidation! SCHIAVONE That's it from here. Back to you at Sofa Central. Edited November 10, 2005 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
