Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted June 21, 2002 From the Smarks Krew thread... "George Steinbrenner makes the suggestion that any replay official that takes more than a minute to make a call should be fired, on the spot! Then, the camera cuts back to Vince, and he says... "Wait a minute George, what do you mean fire him? Like, from his job!?" No Vince, he meant literally set him on fire..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted June 21, 2002 Somebody says "HHH would get shot for his influence in Japan." Shaved Bear: "I think a WWF tour of Japan is in order." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted June 23, 2002 Somebody says "HHH would get shot for his influence in Japan." Shaved Bear: "I think a WWF tour of Japan is in order." LOL!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted June 23, 2002 "Billy: Hey, Triple H. Could you please get out of the ring so Rico can have his match? Triple H: *grunts* You fag!! *snorts* ...I see your point." Said by Zero_Cool, a reply to a bps21 assertion that Trips always goes over, even in interviews. Now, a couple of my own, which I consider too good to ignore: "(Anglesault is driven to insanity by his morphing into HHH and is last seen lumbering into a GNC store with a club grunting something about "Puny men...")" That was in response to the obvious issue of Anglesault turning into his current persona, Huntergree. "I'm sorry Luke Perry, I don't speak Retard. I am fluent in Moron, Cretin, Knuckle-dragger, Penis Breath, Idiot, Ballston Eater, and Drooling Excuse for a Human Being. However, I am completely unable to interpret your incredible blend of all eight mentioned languages. Rephrase your post and try again." That was my opening shot of the "Flame Zacalex90210!" thread. Good ol' Luke Perry, we'll miss ya. (holds up candle) Oh yeah, his response? "My name is Zachary Carey you bitch. You are a dumb queer." TEENAGE GOLD! Boy, that went a bit long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted June 25, 2002 why else would you have a girl in the same room as you with your penis out? Are you showing her what faces you can make with your foreskin? Funniest line i've read in a long time I thought this was better: The Czech Republic: I would never slap a girl with my penis. somebody: Not even if she asked you to? dr deaf: He'd probably ask her to look at his stamp collection instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What?! Report post Posted July 1, 2002 In an interview today, Vince responded, "I didn't shave Maven's eyebrows. Maven shaved Maven's eyebrows." - Vyce on the Maven shaved his eyebrows thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted July 2, 2002 AngleSault to Maven&Blackman=RATINGS: I detest gimmick posters. Hogan Made Wrestling: WOW...if that's not the pot calling the kettle black I don't know what is... Risk: YOU'RE a gimmick poster too, jackass. I fell down on the floor laughing after that one. Holy shit, I even got a mention too! Well, I'll be damned... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GenerationNever Report post Posted July 2, 2002 Woah, I was quoted two times as my previous persona, Risk. GO ME~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Found it... OK two more: Shaved Bear: Would they risk putting HHH on live TV? bps21: HHH! MARK OUT!!! YEAH!!! Oh wait...no I'm not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Woooo!!! 3 quotes and I didn't even have to post them...actually I wasn't even allowed to. But you got the good ones. The Benoit/fireman and the HHH/deafening pop are my 2 favorite posts I've made. And since a couple of people have stolen my awesome banner...I apparently rule the school, junior. Oh...and other people say funny stuff too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted August 2, 2002 man....I get no love from this thread... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Maybe you should pretend you changed your name to a funnier poster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
