King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2005 BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your following contest, with a One Hour time-limit...is for the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! COLE Here we go, it's main event time! And man is this going to be special...Leon Rodez recieves his first, legitimate shot at the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship against our NU World Champion Stephen Joseph. CABOOSE Whoopee. *GOOOOONG!* "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" "C'mon man" "DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK..." The crowd are confused only momentarily as the new music of the challenger, "Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J, hits and Leon Rodez bounds out onto the stage! A suitably loud eruption greets him, as he twirls a quick 360 to show off his luxurious robe. Which, fittingly, tonight is gold. Although, not literally, cause that'd just be stupid. BUFFER Introducing first at this time, the challenger. He hails from Grand Rapids, Michigan. Weighing in at two hundred and twenty eight pounds...he is the former OAOAST X-Division Champion and one half of the reigning OAOAST World Tag Team Champions... "SILKY SMOOTH"... LLLEEEEEEOOOOONN RRRRROOOOODDEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!! "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Rodez walks down the aisle and enters the ring. But not before challenging one fan in a Zack Malibu 9:0210 t-shirt to a game of rock, scissors paper. This grueling marathon of a battle ends with Rodez's paper covering the fan's rock, bringing delight to the face of the challenger as he leaps for joy all the way up the ring steps. Rodez then enters the ring and quickly removes his robe, dumping it to a ring attendant before beginning some pre-match warm-ups. COLE For Leon Rodez, this is a massive night. He's been the X-Division Champion. He's wrestled big stars. He's wrestled big matches. He's been to Anglemania. But tonight, it's about the biggest prize in the company, the World Heavyweight Championship. CABOOSE And it's new territory. Sure, Zack gave him a World Title shot a few moons ago, but that was basically a four on one handicap match the way The Thrillogy set out stall. And he was in that ridiculous Run For The Gold Match. But this is his first big shot at the big prize. I've been there before guys and Rodez has to be a bag of nerves right now, whether he's showing it or not. COLE That's true. CUE : Terrence Howard w/ Shug "It Ain't Over For Me" Look this is my life, and it's a battle within I gotta survive, even if I'm sinnin to win And if I show no remorse I reap the devil's reward He said he'd, give me riches but I'm lookin for more The crowd boo as the World Champion emerges through the curtain and is immediately showered with pyro at either side. BUFFER And, introducing the opponent. From Atlanta, Georgia and weighing in at two hundred, twenty five pounds. He is the reigning and defending OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! SSSSTTEEEEEEEPPHHHHEEEEEEEENN JJJOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEPPPHHHHHHH!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Joseph reaches the end of the ramp and folds his arms, looking up at Rodez with a wry smile on his face. Far from being nervous, Leon actually looks relaxed. And that relaxed attitude seems to confuse SJ as he slowly paces his way around the ring, dropping off his Heavyweight Title at the timekeeper's table on the way. Joseph then removes his glasses and makes sure they're safely out of the way because, hey, those things are expensive nowadays. All this stalling has bored Rodez into action though as he leaves the ring, spinning Joseph around by the shoulders and rocking him with a right hand! Joseph sprawls over the timekeeper's table as the referee calls for the bell...but unfortunately, it's being laid on, so Rodez assists by pulling Joseph off the table and hurling him into the ring. *DINGDINGDING!* The bell finally rings, to applause from Rodez on a job well done, before he climbs back to the apron. But SJ has recovered and knees Rodez in the gut. And again. Rodez clings onto the top rope to prevent crashing to the arena floor, but SJ quickly swats the hand away and hooks Rodez under the arm, hiptossing him over into the ri...NO! Rodez lands on his feet and charges SJ back into the corner with a shoulder barge. Another shoulder barge follows from the challenger, before grabbing SJ by the arm and irish whipping him across the ring and HARD into the opposite corner! SJ staggers out clutching his back, as Rodez hits the ropes behind him. Turning around, SJ tries to catch him with a clothesline, but Rodez ducks that and Joseph loses his bearings momentarily. Long enough for Rodez to catch him in the shoulder with a dropkick, sending the Champion sprawling through the ropes and to the floor! RODEZ C'MOOONN!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Wow, Leon Rodez fired up! He sure doesn't look nervous 'Boose! CABOOSE Yeah. Well, I guess he doesn't have a whole lot of reason to. Popick's only Champion by default. COACH HEY...he doesn't like being called Popick anymore. Pulling himself up on the floor, Joseph shakes off the cobwebs...before slamming his fists into the steel steps in fury. Joseph then stomps up the steps and into the ring, striding towards Rodez and shoving him in the chest! Only retreating a few steps, a wry smile forms on Rodez's face. Turning back to SJ, Rodez continues to flash that wry smile, before giving Joseph the immortal Scott Hall "boogedy woogedy" fingers~! "YYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" That just pisses SJ off even more and he charges at Rodez, who ducks a wild swing and catches SJ in a schoolboy... 1... 2... Joseph kicks out and scrambles to his feet. Rodez does the same though, beating SJ to the punch so to speak with a quick boot to the gut before applying a side headlock. Going to the gut with forearms, SJ soon frees himself, pushing Rodez off into the ropes. Back shoots Rodez, but Joseph leaps over him with a leapfrog. A leapfrog which Joseph seems very proud of, taking some time to mug for the fans. As he turns around though, Rodez is stood waiting on him. But rather than attack, Rodez magnaminously applauds his opponent before suggesting he hit the ropes. SJ shrugs and does as he's asked hitting the ropes and...Rodez leapfrogs him. Skidding to a halt, SJ turns around and...Rodez leapfrogs him. Leapfrog! Leapfrog! Reverse Leapfrog! Another Leapfrog! And finally SJ takes the hint, bringing himself to a halt. JOSEPH DAMNIT, STOP THAT! *SMACK!* Out of nowhere, Rodez catches SJ in the jaw with a quick Superkick and dives on top with a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Leaping to his feet, Rodez waits for Joseph to get up and catches him with a quick side headlock takeover, clinging onto the hold which infuriates the already infuriated World Heavyweight Champion. COLE Stephen Joseph is being royally frustrated here! CABOOSE Oh yeah, this kid'll do that to you. I don't know whether that's a positive or not right at the moment. Hanging onto the headlock, Rodez continues to smile away as Joseph grows more and more frustrated with the situation. So much so that he snaps at the referee for daring to ask him if he wants to quit, much to Rodez's amusement. SJ manages to sort himself out long enough to fight to his knees though, coming up to his feet and rocking Rodez with an elbow to the gut. And a second. A third. SJ then takes a backstep and hoists up The Silky Smooth One for a back suplex attempt. But Rodez releases the headlock in mid air and manages to topple forward, pulling SJ with him into a modified Victory Roll... 1... 2... Kickout! Rodez rolls backwards and to his feet as SJ scrambles up. First to react again, Rodez grabs the headlock back again...but SJ wants none of that, quickly pushing Rodez off and sending him crashing shoulder first into the turnbuckles! Stumbling out from the corner, Rodez is then caught by a knee to the kidneys by SJ. Joseph then shuffles past Rodez, climbing to the middle rope and signalling that "that's it". COACH He's goin' for Finality! COLE Already? This may be a mistake here! And sure enough it is. Rodez manages to react quickly, springing off his heels with a beautiful standing dropkick that knocks SJ off his perch and all the way over the ropes, down to the floor! Joseph takes a hard bump on the apron on his descent, bouncing him forward and causing him to sprawl into the barricade face-first. Meanwhile, Rodez picks himself back up, glancing down at SJ who is stumbling around ringside groggily. RODEZ HOW ABOUT A FLIPPY THING!?! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE OH NOZ, NOT TEH FLIPPY THING~! SJ slowly begins to turn back to the ring and tries to clear his head as Rodez hits the ropes, sprinting back towards where Joseph stands and launching himself up and over the top with a Corkscrew Pla... *SPLAT!* ...NO! HE MISSES! And Rodez crashes hard into the arena floor as Stephen Joseph just about manages to escape in time. Rolling to a stop against the barricade, Rodez instantly clutches at his right knee and howls in pain. Meanwhile, Joseph takes the chance to roll back into the ring and break the referee's count. Plus, give himself time to clear his head. The referee seems concerned with Rodez's condition, but the Champion is now demanding he lays a count on him, so he doesn't have a lot of choice. COLE Well, damn. Rodez took a chance and it didn't come off quite as he would have hoped. And if Rodez has injured that right knee, then he is in SERIOUS trouble here. COACH No doubt. It ain't gonna take SJ long to undo all that complicated surgery with a few well-placed tugs and wrenches. COLE Sadly, you might be right. The count is at four by now and soon reaches five, as Rodez is trying to will himself back to his feet. Gingerly, Rodez does manage to pull himself up...but after a loud yelp, Rodez collapses back down in a heap on the arena floor. "SIX!" A smirk creeps over Joseph's face, suddenly looking at the possibility of an easy victory, as Rodez is left to try and crawl towards the ring. "SEVEN!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "EIGHT!" Crawling hand over hand, Rodez reaches the ring and throws his hand up onto the apron, using that to drag himself up to his feet...or, one foot at least. Desperately, Rodez then teeters himself into the ring to break the count. SJ is right there waiting though, dragging Rodez out away from the ropes and ruthlessly stomping away at the right knee relentlessly! COACH There we go, there we go! CABOOSE Hey, pipe down! The referee intervenes to put a halt to Joseph's onslaught, but Joseph is like a shark than smells blood now. SJ shrugs off the ref and grabs Rodez's ankle...only for Rodez to struggle it away and shuffle towards the ropes. SJ grabs him again though and this time drops a quick knee into Rodez's quadrocep muscle. Still hanging onto the foot, Joseph then hurls the leg to the side and slams it into the mat in the process. Rodez weakly kicks out with his left leg to try and fend the Champion off, but SJ avoids the kick and hurls the leg into the mat a second time. Grabbing the ankle, SJ then steps through and looks to pick up the second leg for a Sharpshooter. A sudden uppercut from Rodez has him reeling though, sending him staggering backwards into the corner. Quickly Rodez scrambles up and hobbles to his feet, advancing cautiously on Joseph. Coming out of the corner, Joseph is already shooting for the leg though. Rodez tries to avoid it, but he's fighting on one leg and isn't mobile enough to avoid the Champ for long, as Joseph snatches the leg and trips Rodez up. Quickly, Joseph bars up the leg and turns Rodez over into a single leg boston crab! COLE This is a desperate situation for the challenger here. He's fighting on one leg against a wiley veteran like Stephen Joseph... COACH Upstart! He's not a veteran, he's an Upstart! CABOOSE Popick's pretty old to be an Upstart. COACH He IS an Upstart! And it's not Popick! It's Stephen Joseph! Stephen Joseph! Stephen Joseph it is and Stephen Joseph is in control, wrenching back with the crab. Rodez looks around for the ropes in his pained state and begins to crawl towards an escape. Sitting back, Joseph tries to prevent that though and he manages to put a stop to The Silky Smooth One. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" But only momentarily, as the crowd begin to rally behind the challenger and the challenger in turn feeds off their energy with another attempt to reach the ropes. Joseph shakes his head as Rodez crawls, inching forwards a little. And inching forwards a little more, SJ seemingly unable to stop him. Until, that is, he releases the crab and simply stomps Rodez's knee into the canvas. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Joseph basks in the boos for a while, before going back to Rodez. Now that his knee is a little weaker, Joseph decides to grab it again and re-apply the half boston cra...NO! Rodez plants his free foot in Joseph's gut, shoving him away! Joseph tries to grab Rodez again...but again, Rodez kicks him away! Still determined to get what he wants, Joseph stomps over and goes for the leg again...but Rodez kicks out again... *SMACK!* ...this time whipping his left foot around SJ's head with a sorta 'lyingdownziguri'!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" SJ takes a dramatic, almost comical tumble flat on his face, much to the delight of the crowd, as the referee has no choice but to start a dual count on the two. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" COLE Both men are down...Rodez isn't actually out, but I guess it's a judgement call from the referee here. "FOUR!" "FIVE!" Rodez is stirring. Well, not stirring...he was never KOed, just unable to stand. But he's taken a few seconds to rest before beginning to struggle back up, gingerly rolling onto his front and slowly easing himself up. The Champion is coming to his senses meanwhile and is using the ropes to pull himself up. "SIX!" Joseph is up... ...and so is Rodez, limping to meet SJ. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and Rodez catches SJ with a knifedge chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and a second! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOO!" ...a third, and Joseph is reeling. But he shrugs off the effects of the chop and suddenly lunges at Rodez with a deep knee to the gut! Over doubles Rodez, as Joseph grabs two big handfuls of Rodez's braided hair and yanks him backwards, sticking out a knee for him to land on head and neck first on the way down! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Modified neckbreaker from the Champion...just as Rodez was building some momentum! Rodez writhes around in pain as Joseph thanks his lucky stars, before remembering he has a match to win and dropping down with a cover on the challenger... 1... 2... KICKOUT! Glaring up at the referee, Joseph clearly isn't happy with the count. But he keeps his focus, grabbing Rodez's right leg again and attacking with a quick succession of kicks into the back of the knee. Bending down, Joseph then tries to get a grip on the knee...or rather, a grip on the kneebrace. COLE Wait a minute...the referee needs to get in there and check what Joseph's doing... CABOOSE I should think that's obvious, Cole. Popick's trying to rip his kneebrace off. COACH IT'S NOT POPICK ANYMORE!! Popick or not, that's exactly what the World Heavyweight Champion is trying to do. And it seems like he's succeeded, as he unbuckles the last attachment of the brace and tears it right off of Rodez's knee! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE This isn't right! This isn't about winning a match or retaining a title, Popick's trying to destroy Leon Rodez's knee here! "FUCK YOU POP - ICK!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "FUCK YOU POP - ICK!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "FUCK YOU POP - ICK!" *clap clap clapclapclap* Apparantly, the fans missed the same memo that Caboose did and get on the Champion's case, much to his annoyance. Tossing the kneebrace aside, Joseph now measures Rodez, who is desperately trying to crawl away and protect his knee. But Joseph stomps the knee, leaving Rodez howling in agony! Another stomp! Another! Another, another and another! SJ is unleashing his ruthless streak on the challenger now and the crowd are unleashing a barrage of hate in response. JOSEPH FUCK ME? FUCK YOU! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Grabbing Rodez by the hair, Joseph pulls the challenger up. Rodez is left hopping on one foot with his face contorted in pain while Joseph drags him towards a corner and throws him face-first into the top turnbuckle. The Champion then hooks Rodez's right leg over the middle rope, nailing him with a hard kick to the knee. And a second kick. Rodez swats at Joseph, all the offence he can possibly manage right now and just laughed away by the cocky Champion before he kicks the knee yet again. COLE This is getting hard to watch. CABOOSE Oh shut up you little sissy! Reaching down, Joseph now looks to put some more pressure on as he grabs the ankle and twists Rodez's leg up towards his body, bringing the referee rushing over to reprimand the Champion. "BREAK IT STEPHEN..." "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "F..." Joseph releases Rodez, pointing a threatening finger in the face of the referee before turning back to Rodez and slapping him across the face! Ranting and raving, Joseph slaps Rodez a second time in the middle of his tirade and eventually, it provokes a reaction from Rodez... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...in the form of a knifedge chop! Joseph staggers away clutching his chest as Rodez eases his leg out from the ropes and slowly, carefully, climbing to the second rope. Once the stinging has gone away, Joseph turns back to go after Rodez again. Little does he expect a left boot to the kisser, before getting hooked in a front facelock. And bad knee and all, Rodez launches himself off the middle rope with a Tornado DDT that spikes Stephen Joseph right on his head!! CABOOSE Where did that come from? COLE #Straight from the hear-aarrt!# That's where! Both men are down as Rodez is too hurt to capitalise on his move, SJ too KOed to get up from it. But Rodez knows what's at stake. The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. Worth a little effort, a little pain, a short crawl, an arm over Joseph... 1... 2... KICKOUT! Rodez rolls his eyes and rolls off towards the ropes, using them as help to pull himself to his feet. Meanwhile, Joseph slowly staggers up, still looking dinstinctly dis-orientated. Around staggers Joseph, Rodez meeting him with a jab! A jab! A jab! A jab! A jab! Rodez turns, blows the kiss...and NAILS the Enziguri! COACH ... COLE Uh, Coach? Your line. COACH ...line? COLE You know...MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT, YO~! COACH I'm not some one dimensional comedy character you know. Reeling from the Enziguri, Joseph stumbles against the ropes. He still has enough bearings about him to bounce back and charge at Rodez with a forearm. But Rodez beats him to it... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...with a chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and another! COLE Rodez is fighting back now! CABOOSE One leg and all! Joseph rocks backwards, gasping for breath, as Rodez jabs the Champion in the gut. Hooking the left arm, Rodez then underhooks the right and sets Joseph up for what seems to be a Tiger Driver... ...but his knee buckles and he can't get it... ...and again the knee buckles... ...before, on the third attempt, SJ backdrops Rodez over... ...INTO A SUNSET FLIP... 1... 2... ONLY TWO!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE DAMN, that was close! COACH Okay, now I'm getting worried... CABOOSE ... COACH ...I mean, excited. Excited! Whoop, whoop, look'a'me, I'm excited! Both Rodez and Joseph are up at roughly the same time, with SJ desperate for a break and going for the leg. But Rodez throws his leg back out of the way, causing Joseph to grab at thin air. Realising he's grabbed nothing but that thin air, Joseph scrambles back up, frantic to get Rodez this time...but his franticness ends with Rodez directing him sternum first into the turnbuckles! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Which would be cheered. If not for The GPX arriving on the scene. COLE Damnit, what are they doing here!?! CABOOSE Take a wild guess. Leaping to the apron, Scotty Static makes completely sure the referee spots him (and only him) by jumping up and down on the ropes, waving his arms like a madman. Which allows Johnny Jax to sneak in, undetected, having collected the OAOAST World Title from the timekeeper's table... ...AND MISSING! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!" Rodez manages to avoid the BELTSHOT~! and clotheslines Jax up and out of the ring, sending Static to the floor to check on his partner. But just as that happens, Stephen Joseph eases himself out of the corner. Having not seen what went on, Joseph seems a little confused to see his World Title in the ring. But nonetheless, he isn't one to pass up an opportunity... BELTSHOT~! COLE DAMNIT, NO! Throwing the belt aside, SJ drops on top of the KOed challenger and hooks a leg... 1... 2... 3!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE DAMNIT! CABOOSE Popick stole it, AGAIN! BUFFER Here is your winner...and STILL OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion... SSTTEEEEEEPPHHHEEEEEEENN JJJOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEEPPHH!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" On the outside, The GPX smile knowingly, as Stephen Joseph rolls to the side. Relieved. COLE Another miscarraige of justice! Damnit, Joseph stole it again! Joseph stole it and it isn't right! CABOOSE Don't worry Cole...he'll get his, soon enough. COLE Oh, how I hope so. Folks, we're out of time. We'll see you next week where hopefully, Caboose will for once be right. Goodnight...damnit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
