HD: HR/Sooners interview

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A rabid Kansas City crowd are on their feet screaming their lungs out as we pan from one side of the ring all over to Jesse "The Body" Ventura atop the interview podium near the staging area. 

VENTURA
What a huge week of wrestling action you're gonna see Thanksgiving weekend. You got your turkey, your day of football, and then HeldDOWN~! immediately after the games are over. Then on Sunday night, the 27th, November Reign live on pay-per-view. One of the matches announced for that night will be an 8-Man elimination contest -- The New New Midnight Express and The South Central Militia against the team I'd like to bring out at this time. The Sooner Bruisers and the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all time, The Heavenly RRROCKERRRSSSS!

In a sign of solidarity, both teams come out together to the music of Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein." Synth rocks his head to the beat, playing air guitar, as does Logan, who struts onto the poduim while fluffing his mini-afro. The Sooner Bruisers are more subdued. The Man of Tomorrow acknowledging the cheers by raising his arm then flexing his bicep for the camera, all while younger brother Frankie runs around HOWLING to the masses. 

"OW, OW, OW, OW, OWWWWWWWWW!" 

LOGAN
What's happenin', K.C.?

"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

VENTURA
(to the Heavenly Rockers)
I gotta give you guys credit. You know how to dress. You look almost as cool as Jesse "The Body." But I couldn't help but notice while you 4 came out here, that you all didn't look on the same page. Sure, you came out to The Sooner Bruisers' music, but unlike The New New Midnight Express and South Central Militia, I don't sense the same unity they have. Are you all on the same page? We know the Midnights and the Militia are, but what about you? I mean, Frank, you've said some pretty harsh things about The Heavenly Rockers in the past, and overtures to [i]your[/i] girl, Logan, Holly-Wood. And you guys responded with some pretty harsh comments about Frank in a recent Rolling Stones interview. 

SYNTH
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse! There's too much negativity goin' around. The Bru crew and the H-Rockers don't always see eye-to-eye, true, but right now we share a common enemy. Believe moi when Ah say we're gonna get along, not get it on. 

FRANK
That's right, Jesse Ventura. You might not like a guy on your team, but like in every sport in the world, the object is to win. And that's exactly what we're gonna do at November Reign. But make no mistake about it, Heavenly Rockers. We didn't need you stuck your noses in our business at World Without End. We know you have your reasons, but my brother and I have everything it takes to defend ourselves. You better make sure you pay more attention to your wrestling ability this time around than you did in the past. Because we'll have no problems out-wrestling you, then everybody else in our path to the World Tag Team Titles. South Central Militia, New New Midnight Express -- be prepared to be bruised! Because the Man of Tomorrow is your upgrade, download right now! 

LOGAN
Oh, yeah, baby! Yeah! Just the way we like it. I like the fact there's a bit of tension between us. We don't run away from compeition, we run to it. Competition makes everybody better. You want the belts, we want the belts. The bottom line is, only one of us can have them. But before any of us can start thinking about our futures, we gonna think about the present and our match at November Reign. Ned, I've been waiting to get my hands on you since the night you and that bitch, Shyanne, put your hands on my girl. I've listen to our attorneys and the OAOAST attorneys not to harm you outside of sancation OAOAST events. The last thing I need is getting locked up in jail and not being able to put you through the same hell as you did me and Holly. I'm making you sweat, Ned. Making you sweat! You don't know what I have planned for you. Hell, for all you know, I'll get myself disqualified from the 8-man tag at November Reign because I decided to bash your brains in with a steel chair. 

"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

LOGAN (CONT'D)
(smirking)
The fans would love to see it, and so would I. But you're not the only gulity party. Marcellus and Vincent, the South Central Militia. You think you're bad because you grew up in South Central L.A.? You bastards haven't seen bad until you've seen what a Heavenly Rockers group with purpose is all about. There ain't no need for guys here, just our F'N' fists. You're gonna gets yours. Oh, believe me. You're...gonna...get...yours. 

FRANKIE
Midnights, Militia, Cornette, Shyanne, we're gonna crew you up, spit you out, piss on you, crap on you and then kick the dirt on you. Ow, ow, ow, OWWWWWWW!

VENTURA
Owwwwwwww! There you go. The Heavenly Rockers and Sooner Bruisers are pumped for November Reign. Personally, I think they hate each others guts and are puttin' on a good face. But we'll find out at November Reign, Sunday night, November 27th live on pay-per-view!