SWF Storm card (May 31/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Gasp!  7 match Storm!

 

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Show: SWF Storm

Date: May 31, 2002

Arena: The Tulsa Convention center in Tulsa, Oklahoma!

Due date: May 31, 2002 at 12PM (noon) board time.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Xero

- Annie returned on Crossfire, and revealed that Lady Red was in fact her sister all along!  Eclectic will face fellow rookie Xero in her first WF match.

Word Limit: 3500 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & Johnny Rotten vs. Chris Wilson & Stryke

- Chris Wilson returned on Sunday and quickly set about pissing just about everyone off…including Magnifico by claiming he was responsible for the Luchadore’s success. Rotten and Stryke have battled over the hardcore title.  Tag team fun on Storm!

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. Durandal

- The villainous Durandal makes his singles debut against Munich.  Will Durandal be able to beat the veteran?

Word Limit: 3500 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

- Jay Dawg managed to convince Stubby to postpone this match, giving him more time to prepare.  Dawg won’t be able to avoid Raynor this Friday though…

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Xstasy

- Xstasy returned in grand fashion on Sunday, and will take on the newly crowned hardcore champion in his first match back with the company.

Word Limit: 4000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

3/5 FALLS MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Fallout © vs. Sacred

- These two have fought several times in the past.  On the PPV Fallout managed to beat Sacred, making his record against the Australian 5 to 0 in singles matches.  Sacred wasn’t happy about this and challenged Fallout to gruelling 3/5 falls match for Storm!  Whether Fallout accepts or not, Stubby will force him to take part in the match, so the question becomes…will Fallout escape with his title this Friday?

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect.  Submissions, pinfalls, disqualifications, count-outs and knockouts all count as “falls”.  The first wrestler to score 3 falls is the winner.

Word Limit: 6000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Perfect Bo

- Going into the Crossfire main event, Bo seemed to be allied with Edwin against the Hville Thugg.  As the match dragged on though, Bo began attacking Edwin.  Finally with Edwin the new champ Bo, da Pound and the Suicide King ran down and attacked the already beaten former champ, revealing that they had been in league against Thugg all along.  Edwin tried to help, but couldn’t save Thugg before he received a vicious beating.  On Storm the traitorous Bo will take on Edwin for the richest prize in the SWF today!

Word Limit: 7000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

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Mothernature says, lucky 7!"

[Guest midnight_burn]

A very tasty card, lots of great matches.

 

And a tagariffic match for me. I've lost to both ELM and Rotten in the past, hopefully teaming with Chris Wilson will help me turn that around and get back into some winning form.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

LOL...I love your confidence in me Stryke.  Not like I'm going to be able to help you at all, but its nice to think like that...

 

A seven-match card?!  And no real throwaways, plus ICTV and World rematches from the pay-per-view?!  Good-golly, Miss Molly.  That top of the card is something special for any show, and Sacred/Fallout is gonna be great.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Wow...that's one hell of a card!  Nice matches leading to the main event.  I do like the 3/5 falls match.  And Bo gets another shot...no rest of the weary, eh Edwin!

 

Wait...WHERE'S THUGG?!?

 

Oh...yeah...ouch, my neck.

 

Da "thinks the show lacks a certain ghetto appeal without the THugg in da heezy" H

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Lordy, this is the very definition of a loaded card! 7 matches, 3 of which are sure-to-be-fantastic title matches.

 

I hope you're still as good as you used to be, Wilson.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Xero: If you're writing right now, which I can't imagine, please realize that the stats I have on my stat thread are *not* Annie E's stats. So... I'll try to get the new ones up tonight after work.

 

and..... I'm not so confused now, but damn, what a hell of a match. Edwin v. Bo. This will be huge

 

-Annie

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Sweet merciful crap!

 

We write 15,000 words, and have another one coming...heh heh.  No rest for the wicked.  This is a really good card...it just feels solid, and but I worry that 3/5 falls match is gonna totally outshine anything Bo or I put together.  Zenga!

[Guest Insanityman]

Awesome card I can't weait to read the main event and 3/5 falls.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"I seriously don't know how I ended up with 7 matches here...but woo.

 

Oh...and I just noticed Xero is fighting Annie Eclectic.  I find that rather amusing for absolutely no reason.

 

Mothernature says yes, er no...I mean, what?"

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

*cough*

 

Yes stubby, as my name is Annie *Eclectic*... wow

 

-Annie

[Guest redbaron51]

well I should start my match tonight...or watch the hockey game.

 

Oh if you going to see constant no shows or lack of effort, World Cup is in two days :-)

 

jk

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"See...

 

...I told you it was amusing for absolutely not reason.

 

Oh...and no more pointing out when I don't make sense or you're jobbed for eternity!

 

Mothernature says Stubby always makes sense...at least to himself."

[Guest Muzz]

I hope the next card will have Stryke teaming up with Annie.

 

Finally we can have the "Stryke and Dyke connection."

 

Hurl tomatoes at me... now.

[Guest midnight_burn]

::Hurls tomatoes at Sacred::

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

::hurls Stryke at Sacred::

 

Whoops.  I thought he was a tomato.

[Guest Ace309]

::hurls at Edwin::

 

Whoops... I ate some bad tomatoes.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Stryke and Dyke connection?

 

Uh..... no. I want no part of any slur-ish team, nor do I want a part of any tag team resembling any other tag team starring Rick Martel. Ewwwww.

 

Plus, Stryke is a heel, it would never work...

 

-Annie

[Guest HVilleThugg]

You guys should know that Annie does get offended sometimes by the constant lesbian jokes and slurs.  At least I think that's what she told me...correct me if I'm wrong Annie.  But seriously folks...not that there was anything wrong with Sacred's comment, but it's quite possible that it may have offended her...and by the looks of her reply, I think it might have.  All I'm saying is be a little more careful with the posts where you're making slurs...

 

Sorry, I just felt like I had to say something.

 

Da "gets down off his soapbox" H

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

As for me, I don't know what the situation with me is. I'm damn confused on what I have to do and I'm totally lost.

 

But for now, I'll probably be going alone for quite a while. And I mean alone.

 

But everything's a fog... I can't make sense of nothing anymore. I need to take a break from the computer for thee rest of tonight. *sighs*

 

This day's been fuckin' hell for me... and I suppose it's not going to get better anytime soon.

 

~Ash~

[Guest Muzz]

Sorry Annie, no offence intended, although I can see why it  was.

 

That's why I knew people would throw tomatoes at me... and other people.

 

Continue the barrage.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"[bA reads Ash's post.]

 

Uhhh...what?

 

Oh, and I wouldn't dream of making any slurs.  I just stick to not knowing her name.

 

Mothernature says...Stubby owns your soul!  You can't quit!"

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Arrrrgh! Storm be delayed, mate!

 

[/pirate voice]

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Huh??  What??  Why??  How??

 

Ash, what are you talking about?

 

You're not making any sense again.

 

Da "always on time" H

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Never mind, Thugg... never mind.

 

BTW, my match is in early because I'm going to a baseball game tonight.

 

So there.

[Guest Suicide King]

I would like to remind everyone who has not sent me a match or asked for an extension that silence indicates love of the Cock, and will be treated as such.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

I would like to remind everyone who has not sent me a match or asked for an extension that silence indicates love of the Cock, and will be treated as such.

As I have already sent my match in.

 

Now, off to see the Tigers lose again! WHEEEEEE!!!

[Guest Xstasy]

Hey guys.  Plagued by computer problems, but I am finally back online.  Sorry about the no show.

 

I have two thousand PMs to send.  Congrats Ash.  Stubs, forgive my absence.

 

Oh, BTW... new stats are up.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Dayum.

 

Better luck next time, Xstasy.