Storm predictions

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Well, since we're all still hyped from the PPV, let's keep striking while the iron's hot, eh?

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Xero

-Well, if Annie wants it, she can have it.  She just has to learn to reach out there and grab it.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & Johnny Rotten vs. Chris Wilson & Stryke

-Tag match without the tag champs?  Cool!  Me likee.  Just because Wilson might be a little rusty and Magnifico is hot like a cheetah coming off the PPV, I'm going to side with my Carnival brethren for this one.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. Durandal

-Durandal, aka Tom Flesher, rose to the top of the JL faster than anyone in recent history.  I've been reading his stuff for a couple months now, and it's phenomenal.  Durandal for the win, though Munich should put up a good fight, if he's around.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

-JAY DAWG sux0rs!  Besides, he already has a belt.  Raynor to get one of his own and make up for being CRAP on the PPV.  CRAP, ya here me?

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Xstasy

-Ash had a great match at the PPV, but X is pumped to be back, and I think he's going to be spreading the Joy come Storm.

 

3/5 FALLS MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Fallout © vs. Sacred

-Have I mentioned enough times on enough threads how hyped I am for this?  This is gonna be war.  Sacred didn't get something in for the PPV, and I think he's motivated as all hell.  Match of the night, and I'm going to say Sacred finally gets the win over his long-standing rival.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Perfect Bo

-Well well!  All I can say is that my fingers are quite possibly broken into little pieces after hammering out 15000 words over the course of a weekend, so good luck on them to recover.  If they can muster another quality 7000, I think I've got a good chance, but Bo is a beast, and the during the week is when he can write best.  It's gonna be a humdinger in any case.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

I'm going to get revenge on Spiderman for what he did to my father...

 

I'm all over this, Eddy-Mac.  We need to get these freakin' boards hyped up.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Xero

* I'm not familar with Annie, but I saw her part of the handicap match and Xero's single debut at the PPV.  Xero's was somewhat short, though intense, but I'm going to go with Annie.  Here's to newbies making some noise.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & Johnny Rotten vs. Chris Wilson & Stryke

* Riiiiiight.  This is gonna be really ugly.  Stryke's letting me write this whole thing to knock some rust off, so apparently he isn't going to mind taking a loss.  God bless him.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. Durandal

*Munchie is no where to be find.  Tom Flesher with the win.  The Clan just sucks people in and destroys their gimmicks.  It's horrible!

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

* I'm going to go with the Carnie here, simply because I'm still trying to get over the fact JD is champion.  Its...weird.  Plus, Raynor needs some nice shiny gold to go around his new crib out West.  

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Xstasy

-Ash is crazy with those upsets.  Remember he upset Raynor way back when?  Crazy.  I'm hoping X is back and in writing capacity, but he's gonna be rusty, too.  Me and him need to get together with some WD40, especially if he can't pick up the win here, which I'm guessing he does.

 

3/5 FALLS MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Fallout © vs. Sacred

* This is gonna be craziness all around.  3 outta 5?!  That means you can chuck in a DQ or a countout or something like that to make things even crazier.  I know Sacred has been tearing things up for the entire time I've been gone, but I'm a Fallout mark through and through, and I'll go with the Meltdown for pinfall on Pin 5.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Perfect Bo

* Hmm...I think Edwin with a win here.  Not necesary easy, as Bo will be coming firing all cylinders, but his best isn't enough to beat Edwin, unless his fingers do fall off.  My, that would make for an awkward reign.

 

 

Anyway, great card and a good way to come back.  Respond people!  Predict!  There's no money involved, so you can't lose fingers!  Its great!

[Guest Insanityman]

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Xero

~Flip a coin.

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & Johnny Rotten vs. Chris Wilson & Stryke

~Why the damn Carnies.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. Durandal

~Durandal has made my top list of people I mark for, and apparently's Munich is sadly gone.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

~Raynor unless JD shows some sign of life.

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Xstasy

~X, sorry Ash.

 

3/5 FALLS MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Fallout © vs. Sacred

~Sacred well beat him one day... that'll be now.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Perfect Bo

~Well I have to say Edwin still... but it'll be close.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Well, let's have the "$5 says that only 3 people write for the show after a great PPV" edition of TBS' picks!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Xero

Annie's match to win.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & Johnny Rotten vs. Chris Wilson & Stryke

This'll go to ELM and Rotten, but I think Rotten will impress.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. Durandal

I think Munich disappeared again. Flesher to win either way.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

JD does suck. And Raynor does not. So Raynor to win.

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Xstasy

Wow, Ash must have pissed Stubby off for this one...X to win, rust or no rust.

 

3/5 FALLS MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Fallout © vs. Sacred

3 of 5 rocks the party that rocks the pinata. I can't call this one, but whoever does win will write a hell of a match.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Perfect Bo

I think Edwin will take this, although I smell a team effort here to establish storyline stuff. We all know Bo will get a shot at this title again real soon, so I'm smelling a storyline match here...

[Guest midnight_burn]

Time for some prediction from the former Hardcore Champ. 6th longest reigning ever, not too shabby. Oh well, onto some match related predciting.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Xero

-> Should be a nice opener, both coming off wins at the PPV. Should be good, but i'll go with the newly face Annie E to win.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & Johnny Rotten vs. Chris Wilson & Stryke

-> We'll see what happens, probably the Carnie's.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. Durandal

-> Durandal's been kicking ass, and he'll continue that here, the Clan member getting the duke.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

-> Delayed from the PPV, this should still be a great match. With the US Title on the line both will surely write their best, but i think JD can just hold on, defeating Raynor.

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Xstasy

-> Ash coming off kicking my ass and stealing my title, ubt against the newly returned Xstasy i think his winning streak will end at one. X may be a tad rusty, but he should still be good enough to win here.

 

3/5 FALLS MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Fallout © vs. Sacred

-> Good golly miss molly. This should be a brilliant match, two of the very best writers. Should be very very very close, but i think Sacred can just win his title back, barely topping Fallout in a fantastic match.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Perfect Bo

-> Ooh boy, a rematch from the Crossfire main event, Bo and MacPhisto will surely tear the house down. Either man can win here, but i think Edwin will be just able to keep his grubby mits on the Heavyweight Title. A Bo victory would surprise me though.

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Xero

-Annie returns?  Woopie fuckin doo...  I'm going for the only person that beat me in the JL and that NOW has come up...  He's just lazy, maybe he gets the motivation to win this match, and I think he has the skills to do so.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & Johnny Rotten vs. Chris Wilson & Stryke

-You know, this is the first time Wilson aint talk shit about me...  I respect that...  Regardless of how rusty he is he's still a good writer and I think him and Stryke can take this one, just by a margin of little sperm.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. Durandal

-Munich went bye bye, so by default Duran wins, unless he says "No mas"...  If Duran is that good, then he should have no problem even if Munchie shows.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

-Da Pound baby...  The question still roams through my head, am I a Pound or am I alone?  I bet that's running through your heads too...  Hmmm, interesting..  JD wins because he beat him before.

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Xstasy

-X is still the man...  That's all I have to say about that.

 

3/5 FALLS MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Fallout © vs. Sacred

-Fallout is great, but Sacred is a Pound and he is that damn fuckin good..  Sacred finally wins the match against Fallout.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Perfect Bo

-Question stills runs through my head, if I were to write a 15000 word match like Edwin and Thugg did, will I have the chance to win?  I think I would of had a great chance of winning because I am good, I just need time since I do have a life and I'm not a fast typer.  Give me time to edit and shit and I will always have a good chance of winning.  But this is Edwin and he's on fire.  This is going to be hard, question still roams through my head, is this going to be a joint match or everyman for them selves...  Hmmmm...

 

My picks, so fuckin what?

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Xero

-The (false) Angel

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & Johnny Rotten vs. Chris Wilson & Stryke

-ELM and Rotten

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. Durandal

-Durandal

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

-JD

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Xstasy

-Ash is very creative, but it's Xstasy's return and his more serious style will be in more favor. X wins, but Ash will have his wins later on.

 

3/5 FALLS MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Fallout © vs. Sacred

-Sacred.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Perfect Bo

-Perfect Bo should take this.

[Guest Ace309]

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Xero

- I think Annie's in very good position to capitalize on a big win and big angle development. Xero, unfortunately, may need a bit of time to get used to the WF. Annie to win.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & Johnny Rotten vs. Chris Wilson & Stryke

- MUST KILL CARNIES MUST KILL CARNIES MUST KILL CAR... wait a minute, I'm not Jay Dawg. Anyways, I think ELM and Rotten can take this one by a hair.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. Durandal

- No prediction, natch.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

- Jay Dawg beingz 0wning Chr1s No intelligent prediction because I haven't read nearly enough from either.

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Xstasy

- I think X can probably take this one.

 

3/5 FALLS MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Fallout © vs. Sacred

- OMGZ FALLOUT SACRED 3/5!!!!!! This should be INCREDIBLE. Remind me to print this one out and save it for a rainy day. I think Sacred will write until his testicles fall off, sprout a new pair and write them off as well for the win.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Perfect Bo

- Sentimental favorite... here's hoping Edwin proves to be a strong champ.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Xero

- XEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico & Johnny Rotten vs. Chris Wilson & Stryke

- Respect El Luchadore.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. Durandal

- Durandal rules.  So, naturally, go Munich.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

- Jay Dawg.  Boom.

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Xstasy

- Blah.  I can feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel... all the joy... of X!  Though I'm not supposed to.  That's for women.  But go X anyways.

 

3/5 FALLS MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Fallout © vs. Sacred

- Okay, now the real smart money is on Fallout.  Naturally, go Sacred!

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Perfect Bo

- I'm gonna go with a hotshot to Bo.  Go Bo!