BUTT 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2005 So, I was looking around the net, and I found this site........ Parodies of wrestling themes For example, we have this parody of Chris Jericho's theme: Come on, wreck this place You know I got to, yeah One, take the walls down (take down the walls) For those about to start and what ya want Baby you know you're judas and I'm your priest Baby what I wrecked is not from the least Wreck it all down in the rage of a beast Go into Ames and take the walls down Go into McDonalds and take the walls down So down (You know I tore it), Soooooo right Yeahhh, Yeah I walk and find Ames down You're all in a frown You're living in the agony of defeat I am the master of your whole heap I am the one who said this store is too cheap Step into the town and take the walls down The wrecking ball is the only sound Step into the light and then you'll know You were stopped and dropped, don't you know? Whatcha ya gonna do? Wreck Sears! You're coming down Feel me now, and wreck Dick's! Can't stop, uh, (Feel me now) Take the walls down, Can't stop, don't you know? For those about to help, Set the clock For those about to tear it, I'm all pumped For those about to go, Watch me flow Take down the walls, don't you know? Watch you want? I'll break it down What ya need? Tearing all around Next up, this humorous spoof of Rey Mysterio's theme, "619", entitled "Eat Some Pie": Who's that eatin' all the pie R-E-Y Mysterio Here we go When the pie's out The girls they feed some The boys just need some Better eat some Go! Off the bakery Look out below The next thing ya' know You'll get gasses Watcha' gonna do When you kickin asses From my main classes Aww damn your a fat ass Your like "Why'd I try, all of a sudden this dude's eatin' my pie! Where's the ref?!" Straight from you and me Know how much trouble you see When you face the pie of mystery Eatin' and Pukin' doin' it before You can remove the fork Why? 'Cause he's beatin' your ass C'mon! Who's that eatin' all the pie R-E-Y Mysterio Here we go When the pie's out The girls they feed some The boys just need some Better eat some Yeah Who's that eatin' all the pie R-E-Y Mysterio Here we go When the pie's out The girls they feed some The boys just need some Better eat some Mr. Mysterio is serious and delirious And everybody's curious Wanna know how he eat's Ya' know who is he Don't know a damn thing But he gets busy (eating) The entertainer and he's now on the stage And it doesn't matter if your at a bakery Or bout to turn the page What he eats like you all dyin' to see But guess what Looks like a winner to me C'mon Who's that eatin' all the pie R-E-Y Mysterio Here we go When the pie's out The girls they feed some The boys just need some Better eat some Who's that eatin' all the pie R-E-Y Mysterio Here we go When the pie's out The girls they feed some The boys just need some Better eat some This parody of the D-Generation X theme is sure to tickle your funnybone: ARE YOU HERE? Okay, you think you wanna watch that Anime? You think you can tell us to be gay? You think that you're the stuff? Well then you better get tough. Bow to the leaders... ...TAKE 'EM DOWN! The Degenerates Today Are the Kids They think they're all that and they think they're what is, well, that's the media for ya, yeah, that's the media for ya man, TAKE 'EM DOWN! KIDS TODAY ARE CRAP!!!! KIDS TODAY ARE CRAP!!!! You think you can watch THAT in front of me? You know who you're messin with, kiddy? Well you better get used to Digimon and Pokemon, cuz their gonna be what's on your TV for two years, yeah, your TV for two years man, TAKE 'EM DOWN! KIDS TODAY ARE CRAP!!!! KIDS TODAY ARE CRAP!!!! You think you're a teenager? Hahahaha. We'll treat you like a kid, slow ager. Well, skateboarding has controlled them all. It used to be for teens but now it's for the hall at elementary school, yeah, elementary school man, TAKE 'EM DOWN! KIDS TODAY ARE CRAP!!!! KIDS TODAY ARE CRAP!!!! KIDS TODAY ARE CRAP!!!! KIDS TODAY ARE CRAP!!!! Finally, we have a parody of Hulk Hogan's "Real American", which ironically enough, is about the Macho Man: when i came crashing down i hurt my head and i got all dizzy and went to bed and i hurt my head and i hurt my spine im not a macho man im a woman inside no im not really a macho man im just a loopy old woman im not really a macho man dont have a wife dont have a life i went to the doctor he dont know whats wrong i dont think he bothered to look at all i know that deep inside of me the girl inside me wants to be free im not really a macho man im just a loopy old woman im not really a macho man dont have a wife dont have a life Please click the link, people. There's plenty more where that came from! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Team Angle Pusher 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2005 So far I only like Eric Bischoff's song: I'm on Crack And I'm feeling better than ever Got a knack For getting some more to feel better Tic Tacs I won't eat to help my bad breath I'm a crack addict And I'm gonna buy it from whoever It's time Get in line 'Cause I'm gonna sell you some crack To help you Kick ass And Take names Screamin', "I'm so high!" I'm smokin on this weed Burnin' down time 'Cause it's only my way So get your ass to feel high They all talk They say that I've lost it But try some crack And I swear it's gonna cost ya' Now I'm on crack The boss to make you smoke crack sunset and dawn To never count me out is one thing you can count on It's time Get in line 'Cause I'm gonna sell you some crack Help you to kick ass And Take names Screamin', "I'm so high!" I'm smokin' on this weed Burnin' down time 'Cause it's only my way So get your ass in line Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Epic Reine 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2005 The parody of Taker's old theme is so bad it's hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Highlight Reel Report post Posted November 26, 2005 The best way to parody Shawn Micheals theme is to replace all instances of "boy" with "Forty Year Old Man" I'm just a sexy forty year old man! Sexy forty year old man! I'm not your forty year old man-toy! Forty year old man-toy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2005 I didn't laugh at any of those. It looks like a 14 year old wrote them and was probably laughing out loud the whole time in a really annoying way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2005 I laugh because I imagine the writers being 11 years old. I laugh harder when I know thats probably not true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
