Bored's College Football Pick 'Em - Week 14

[Bored]

Conference Championships Final Results

 

Big Atlantic: #3 Syracuse (CanadianChris) 6, #1 Miami (Spaceman Spiff) 6; Syracuse wins by tiebreak

 

Mid South: #4 Alabama (AlwaysPissedOff) 7, #2 LSU (teke184) 5

 

Big MAC: Northwestern (Kingofthe909) 6, #9 Penn State (therealworldschampion) 6; Northwestern wins by tiebreak

 

Pac-8: Hawaii (Will Scarlet) 6, Oregon (nogoodnick) 5

[Bored]

As already mentioned earlier, AlwaysPissedOff beat out CanadianChris for the #2 spot by the slimmest of margins. APO and Spaceman Spiff will face off in the Bored Bowl and the winner gets $50.

 

Final 2005 Bored Championship Series Rankings

 

1. Miami - Spaceman Spiff 3.85

 

2. Alabama - AlwaysPissedOff 5.0

3. Syracuse - CanadianChris 5.1

4. LSU - teke184 5.9

5. Texas A&M - Secret Agent 6.65

6. Ohio State - Gert T 7.2

7. South Carolina - Cuban Linx 8.1

8. Florida - Agent Bond34 8.2

9. Georgia Tech - iggymcfly 9.6

10. Penn State - therealworldschampion 10.65

 

11. Hawaii - Will Scarlet 12.8

12. USC - Cartman 13.25

13. Northwestern - Kingofthe909 13.45

14. Stanford - Bored 14.55

15. Virginia - Edwin MacPhisto 16.55

16. Notre Dame - Lando Griffin 16.6

17. Maryland - MarvinisaLunatic 16.9

18. Illinois - Matt Young/The Replacements 17.55

19. Tennessee - Kotzenjunge 19.1

20. Auburn - Agent of Oblivion 19.4

21. Arizona State - Spicy McHaggis 19.6

22. Rutgers - the pinjockey 20.4

23. UCLA - phoenixrising 20.45

24. Oklahoma - Damaramu/the pinjockey 21.0

25. Nebraska - CarnivalizComing 21.5

26. Washington State - bravesfan 21.6

27. Connecticut - DragonLordKaibia 22.0

28. San Diego State - Porter 22.95

29. Oregon - nogoodnick 23.1

30. Florida International - Vitamin X 26.9

31. Kent State - JHawk 28.1

32. Minnesota - Vern Gagne 28.15

33. Troy - Angel Grace Blue 30.35

34. Buffalo - Black Widow/Angel Grace Blue 30.65

[Bored]

Official Bowl Schedule

 

Ex-Lax Toilet Bowl: Auburn vs. Connecticut

 

Meow Mix XNXX.COM Pussy Bowl: #8 Florida vs. #9 Georgia Tech

 

Out Magazine Bowl: #6 Ohio State vs. #7 South Carolina

 

KFC PETA Bowl: Maryland vs. Arizona State

 

Lucky Strikes Cigarettes Tar Bowl: #4 LSU vs. #10 Penn State

 

Traditional Bowl presented by Adam & Eve’s Anal Lube: Hawaii vs. Northwestern

 

Jack Osbourne's Oxycotton Bowl: #3 Syracuse vs. #5 Texas A&M

 

BenchWarmer Bob's Bored Bowl: #1 Miami vs. #2 Alabama

[Lando Griffin]

I'm surprised I'm as high as 16. I sucked this year.

[teke184]

Secret Agent,

 

You better fucking thank me for getting a BCS Bowl Bid out of this...

 

If I hadn't wiped the floor with Canadian Chris two weeks ago, I'd be back in Jack Osborne's Oxycotin Bowl this year defending my title.

[Cuban Linx]

The Out Magazine Bowl shall be mine.

[CanadianChris]

Secret Agent,

 

You better fucking thank me for getting a BCS Bowl Bid out of this...

 

If I hadn't wiped the floor with Canadian Chris two weeks ago, I'd be back in Jack Osborne's Oxycotin Bowl this year defending my title.

If you'd wiped the floor with me to the tune of one or two more picks, I'd be in the Bored Bowl and you'd be back in the Oxycotton Bowl. So quitcherbitchin.