Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2005 (edited) Cold return shot of Stephen Joseph, dressed up to wrestle, with OAOAST Championship Gold around his waist, pacing back and forth across the Upstarts locker room. Towels and sports drink bottles lie on the benches, Stephen wringing a wet towel with his hands. He pauses as the sweat drips from the towel to the floor below, cocks his head leftward towards the camera, smiles and then notices the boos from the crowd Crowd: BOOO! You Suck! BOOOO! Stephen Joseph smiles at this, sits down on a bench and from off camera takes a water bottle, downs a swig, smiles again, places the bottle back off camera, clears his throat, and begins to speak. Stephen Joseph Last Sunday Night, I, Stephen Joseph, OAOAST Champion of the Woooorrllld, successfully defended my title for the 5th straight week. In total, I've defended my World Title belt 21 times in the last month, each time earning a pinfall or submission win. I *AM* a fighting champion, and true to my word, I walked out of November Reign still YOUR World Champion. ::BOOOOOO!!!:: Last Sunday Night, I faced a challenge. Tha Puerto Rican, tried and FAILED to get the title away from me. Now, Ed, you put up one hell of a fight, and I commend you for that. I commend you further for shaking my hand afterwards. Sure, you didn't like the fact that I cheated to win, but a champs gotta do what a champs gotta do. You were too busy enjoying the cheering crowd, forgetting that your purpose that night was to WIN the match, not the fans. I took advantage of that. Still, it was a hell of a match, and as soon as I exhaust the list of challengers that are breaking down Calvin's door for a shot, I'll give you another. SJ vs. PR II, whatta match. That could Main Event Anglemania son. Now, I've got to turn my attention to a recently returned ::finger quotes:: Superstar. Axel Crowd: YEEEAAAHHHHH Axel. Fuck Me? No, Fuck you son. You want to talk about not respecting me? You want to completely diss the World Title that I have around my waist. Son, I can handle your shit talking, but you don't EVER talk shit about the OAOAST World Title. You might wear it one day, you really want to shit on that lineage. I might not like most everyone that's held this belt, but I despise them, not the belt. The belt is the BE all and END ALL of the business, so if you won't take back your disrespect, I will beat it the hell out of you. Anytime, Anywhere, Any stipulation. You want to talk about disrespect? ::Stephen Joseph stands up, grabs a water bottle and throws it against the locker room wall, soaking Scotty Static's jersey hanging on a hook.:: Let's talk about YOUR disrespect you hypocrite. Where were YOU this year? You were in Japan, doing your shoot wrestling. You abandoned the OAOAST, because you felt it was sinking. You used us, and then were laughing at us. When Drek Stone and Hoff took their crybaby ass bawl and left, you LEFT with them. And now what? You're back? Axel, you're back because the SHIP has been righted! And who did all that work? WE DID, THE UPSTARTS! I DID, as a FIGHTING CHAMPION. I WILL NOT STAND FOR YOUR SHIT! ::Stephen Joseph is visibly shaking. He breathes deeply, to calm himself down.:: As for tonight, whoever signed my "Open Challenge" it will be for the title, and I will consider you to be Axel. Woo be unto you, for tonight the ring is my inferno, and ye who enter...abandon all hope. Scotty (from off-camera) Dude, my shirt's wet. Johnny (appearing on camera) And it's orange at that. Stephen Joseph Where the hell were you two? Scotty Meeting Stephen Joseph Meeting? Johnny Yeah. You got any stain cleaner? Stephen Joseph Just send it to our dry-cleaners. I'll take the tab. ::Stephen storms out:: Johnny What's his beef? Scotty You know Stephen, always paranoid he's going to get screwed by Corporate Johnny Yeah, Corporate. Scotty Poppyseed bagel? Johnny Dude, where'd you get those? Match CUE: "It Ain't Over For Me!" PYRO~! PYRO~! PYRO PYRO PYRO~~~!!! OAOAST World Champion Stephen Joseph steps out from behind the curtain, title belt fastened to his waist. His reaction is well, negative to say the least. He is flanked by his protege, Tha Puerto Rican. COLE We all though Tha Puerto Rican was turning on Stephen Joseph, but they're thick as thieves again. Stephen Joseph walks down the rampway and begins to walk around ring, Puerto goes to the opposite side. Stephen scales the ring apron and poses with the title on the turnbuckle. BUFFER Introducing first, the cOAOAST World Champion, from ATLANTA, GEEEAAAAWWWGGGGIIIAAAAA, the master of the Finality, heeeeeee issssss STTTEEPHEN JOOOOSEEPH! And the crowd boos. No big suprise. The music dies down, and then the lights go out! STYLES OH MY GOD~! COLE How'd he get there? The lights come back on, and Stephen Joseph is outside the ring pummeling Caboose! The referee is calling for Stephen to get back into the ring but Stephen Joseph decides enough is enough, and throws Caboose into the ring first. Stephen: Puerto, RING THE DAMN BELL! COACH Oh Hell YES~! COLE Stephen Joseph has swerved us tonight! Caboose scrambles to get up in the ring and meets Stephen with some rights as the champ slides into the ring DING DING DING~! Caboose whips Stephen Joseph into the ropes, and hits a spinning elbow! Tha Puerto Rican jumps up onto the ring apron, distracting Caboose and prompting the referee to come over! Stephen Joseph with a low-blow to Caboose while Puerto is trying to get into the ring. COLE Is this what Stephen Joseph had in mind? OH NO! COACH OH YES! Stephen Joseph, meanwhile, has put on some brass knucles. He steps around Caboose to put himself in between him and the ref. Stephen Joseph drops down and hits a European Uppercut with the knucks to Caboose's jaw! Caboose slumps to the mat, Stephen chucks the knucks, and Puerto jumps down off the ring apron. Stephen Joseph smiles to the crowd as he pulls up a limp Caboose. Resting his body facing his chest, Stephen lifts the deadweight of the former wrestler turned announcer with a reverse full nelson, balancing Caboose's head between his legs. He drops Caboose with a SYNCHRONICITY DRIVER~! COLE NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! STYLES OHHHH MMMYYYYY GAAAAAWWWWDDD! COACH Where the hell is that ECW reject? It's academic by the referee! 1! 2! 3! Stephen Joseph retains, but the carnage isn't done. Puerto Rican has grabbed Michael Cole and throws him into the ring, and Stephen Joseph decks the referee! FINALITY TO MICHAEL COLE~! Puerto Rican comes into the ring with a microphone, tossing it to Stephen Joseph Stephen Joseph All I see are two bodies named AXEL lying here. FUCK ME? AWW NAWWW HELL NAW, I WILL FUCK YOU UP! COACH PR NIGHTMARE ON MICHAEL COLE~! Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph pose admist the bodies of Michael Cole and Caboose. AND THE LIGHTS GO OFF! (Take it away Adam) Edited December 1, 2005 by Stephen Joseph Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 (edited) Fuck SJ, why plan things when you're going to do something completely different? I'll have to change everything I've written. Next time, tell someone when you're going to change your plans from a long title defence to a 10-second squash against an announcer. Also, why would PRL come out just to deliver the Nightmare to Michael Cole? It makes no sense. I'll change my stuff completely and add it onto the end, but there's no point to PRL being out there when (a) he told me he's doing his own angle with the former LC guys, and (b) its The Cuban Wall who we have permission to use. To the poster of HeldDown, use the segment below. Its essentially the same, except with 'Cuban Wall' substituted for PRL, and with Axel's part on the end. Axel vs. JINGUS is on its way. Edited December 1, 2005 by Nice Guy Adam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 Cold return shot of Stephen Joseph, dressed up to wrestle, with OAOAST Championship Gold around his waist, pacing back and forth across the Upstarts locker room. Towels and sports drink bottles lie on the benches, Stephen wringing a wet towel with his hands. He pauses as the sweat drips from the towel to the floor below, cocks his head leftward towards the camera, smiles and then notices the boos from the crowd Crowd: BOOO! You Suck! BOOOO! Stephen Joseph smiles at this, sits down on a bench and from off camera takes a water bottle, downs a swig, smiles again, places the bottle back off camera, clears his throat, and begins to speak. Stephen Joseph Last Sunday Night, I, Stephen Joseph, OAOAST Champion of the Woooorrllld, successfully defended my title for the 5th straight week. In total, I've defended my World Title belt 21 times in the last month, each time earning a pinfall or submission win. I *AM* a fighting champion, and true to my word, I walked out of November Reign still YOUR World Champion. ::BOOOOOO!!!:: Last Sunday Night, I faced a challenge. Tha Puerto Rican, tried and FAILED to get the title away from me. Now, Ed, you put up one hell of a fight, and I commend you for that. I commend you further for shaking my hand afterwards. Sure, you didn't like the fact that I cheated to win, but a champs gotta do what a champs gotta do. You were too busy enjoying the cheering crowd, forgetting that your purpose that night was to WIN the match, not the fans. I took advantage of that. Still, it was a hell of a match, and as soon as I exhaust the list of challengers that are breaking down Calvin's door for a shot, I'll give you another. SJ vs. PR II, whatta match. That could Main Event Anglemania son. Now, I've got to turn my attention to a recently returned ::finger quotes:: Superstar. Axel Crowd: YEEEAAAHHHHH Axel. Fuck Me? No, Fuck you son. You want to talk about not respecting me? You want to completely diss the World Title that I have around my waist. Son, I can handle your shit talking, but you don't EVER talk shit about the OAOAST World Title. You might wear it one day, you really want to shit on that lineage. I might not like most everyone that's held this belt, but I despise them, not the belt. The belt is the BE all and END ALL of the business, so if you won't take back your disrespect, I will beat it the hell out of you. Anytime, Anywhere, Any stipulation. You want to talk about disrespect? ::Stephen Joseph stands up, grabs a water bottle and throws it against the locker room wall, soaking Scotty Static's jersey hanging on a hook.:: Let's talk about YOUR disrespect you hypocrite. Where were YOU this year? You were in Japan, doing your shoot wrestling. You abandoned the OAOAST, because you felt it was sinking. You used us, and then were laughing at us. When Drek Stone and Hoff took their crybaby ass bawl and left, you LEFT with them. And now what? You're back? Axel, you're back because the SHIP has been righted! And who did all that work? WE DID, THE UPSTARTS! I DID, as a FIGHTING CHAMPION. I WILL NOT STAND FOR YOUR SHIT! ::Stephen Joseph is visibly shaking. He breathes deeply, to calm himself down.:: As for tonight, whoever signed my "Open Challenge" it will be for the title, and I will consider you to be Axel. Woo be unto you, for tonight the ring is my inferno, and ye who enter...abandon all hope. Scotty (from off-camera) Dude, my shirt's wet. Johnny (appearing on camera) And it's orange at that. Stephen Joseph Where the hell were you two? Scotty Meeting Stephen Joseph Meeting? Johnny Yeah. You got any stain cleaner? Stephen Joseph Just send it to our dry-cleaners. I'll take the tab. ::Stephen storms out:: Johnny What's his beef? Scotty You know Stephen, always paranoid he's going to get screwed by Corporate Johnny Yeah, Corporate. Scotty Poppyseed bagel? Johnny Dude, where'd you get those? Match CUE: "It Ain't Over For Me!" PYRO~! PYRO~! PYRO PYRO PYRO~~~!!! OAOAST World Champion Stephen Joseph steps out from behind the curtain, title belt fastened to his waist. His reaction is well, negative to say the least. He is flanked by Lightning Crew member The Cuban Wall. COLE We all though Tha Puerto Rican was turning on Stephen Joseph, but they're thick as thieves again. He's even allowed his Cuban Wall to accompany Stephen to ringside! Stephen Joseph walks down the rampway and begins to walk around ring, Wall goes to the opposite side. Stephen scales the ring apron and poses with the title on the turnbuckle. BUFFER Introducing first, the cOAOAST World Champion, from ATLANTA, GEEEAAAAWWWGGGGIIIAAAAA, the master of the Finality, heeeeeee issssss STTTEEPHEN JOOOOSEEPH! And the crowd boos. No big suprise. The music dies down, and then the lights go out! STYLES OH MY GOD~! COLE How'd he get there? The lights come back on, and Stephen Joseph is outside the ring pummeling Caboose! The referee is calling for Stephen to get back into the ring but Stephen Joseph decides enough is enough, and throws Caboose into the ring first. Stephen: Wall, RING THE DAMN BELL! COACH Oh Hell YES~! COLE Stephen Joseph has swerved us tonight! Caboose scrambles to get up in the ring and meets Stephen with some rights as the champ slides into the ring DING DING DING~! Caboose whips Stephen Joseph into the ropes, and hits a spinning elbow! Tha Cuban Wall jumps up onto the ring apron, distracting Caboose and prompting the referee to come over! Stephen Joseph with a low-blow to Caboose while Wall is trying to get into the ring. COLE Is this what Stephen Joseph had in mind? OH NO! COACH OH YES! Stephen Joseph, meanwhile, has put on some brass knucles. He steps around Caboose to put himself in between him and the ref. Stephen Joseph drops down and hits a European Uppercut with the knucks to Caboose's jaw! Caboose slumps to the mat, Stephen chucks the knucks, and Wall jumps down off the ring apron. Stephen Joseph smiles to the crowd as he pulls up a limp Caboose. Resting his body facing his chest, Stephen lifts the deadweight of the former wrestler turned announcer with a reverse full nelson, balancing Caboose's head between his legs. He drops Caboose with a SYNCHRONICITY DRIVER~! COLE NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! STYLES OHHHH MMMYYYYY GAAAAAWWWWDDD! COACH Where the hell is that ECW reject? It's academic by the referee! 1! 2! 3! Stephen Joseph retains, but the carnage isn't done. Cuban Wall has grabbed Michael Cole and throws him into the ring, and Stephen Joseph decks the referee! FINALITY TO MICHAEL COLE~! Cuban Wall comes into the ring with a microphone, tossing it to Stephen Joseph Stephen Joseph All I see are two bodies named AXEL lying here. FUCK ME? AWW NAWWW HELL NAW, I WILL FUCK YOU UP! COACH WALLBREAKER ON MICHAEL COLE~! Cuban Wall and Stephen Joseph pose admist the bodies of Michael Cole and Caboose. COACH Another beautiful display by the esteemed OAOAST Champion! SJ climbs the turnbuckles and poses again with his title belt, with Cuban Wall applauding from the ring. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!" ITS AXEL! COACH He's got no business out here! Axel comes in through the crowd and into the ring, but Joseph is still on the turnbuckles, so he can't see the former champion! Cuban Wall is also unawares, and Axel takes advantage of this, sneaking into the ring, hooking one arm of The Wall, and taking him over with a SICK Half-Nelson Suplex! "OOOOOOOOOWWWAAAHHHHHH!" Axel gets right back up, BEGGING for Stephen to get off the turnbuckles and turn around! The crowd is practically begging for he champion to turn around, and he does so... ...but here comes Security! COACH Thats right! Get that crazy man out of here! COLE (obviously in pain) KICK HIS ASS, AXEL! CABOOSE Son of a bitch...he'll get his! What the hell are security doing out here? Let Axel go! These people want to see Stephen Joseph knocked out! SJ finally turns around and sees his adversary, and Cuban Wall clutching at his neck on the mat. Axel tries to get to the champion, but Carl Weathers and co. are right there to stop any altercation between the two. AXEL SOON, STEPHEN! YOUR TIME IS COMING SOON! Security lead the champion out of the ring and up the ramp, as he tries desperately to get to his adversary. Axel, still in the ring, paces around, wondering what to do next, when HeldDown General Manager Calvin Szechstein appears on the AngleTron! CALVIN Hey, Axel! You might be back with a fat new contract, but you’re going to have to re-learn a few things. First lesson, I’m the boss around this place! You want to hurt somebody? Axel nods his head, pacing around the ring like a caged animal. CALVIN Well you’re going to have the opportunity right now, because I’m making a match. It’s going to be Axel, in his return to the OAOAST against… JIIINNNNGGGUUUSSSS!!!! The crowd doesn’t know what to think, but Axel is surprisingly quite happy with the development. COLE My god! Axel versus JINGUS! One on one! CALVIN And that match is coming up right after a word from our amazing sponsors, so Axel, stay right where you are! COLE It’s NEXT! (COMMERCIAL BREAK) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
