Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 (edited) It was quite a fancy office he had just entered, but then again Joseph Peters wasn’t just some shmoe he was a high ranking SWF official and thus was entitled to one of the nicer offices in whatever arena the SWF visited that day. Not being one to stand on tradition Bruce just walks into Peters office, sits down and puts his cowboy boot clad feet on the table. “You wanted to see me” Bruce says with an amused look on his face as he strikes a match and lights a cigarette Peters sits across the big table from him, it’s obvious that he’s not happy with Bruce’s manners but he’s ignoring them because he’s got much bigger issues to deal with “What were you doing on Lockdown? I told you to stay out of the building” Bruce just looks at him through the puffs of smoke emanating from his cigarette “Wasn’t me” is all Bruce says with a shit eating grin “WHAT?” Peters yells out as he leaps to his feet in anger. Bruce just blows a couple of smoke rings in the air, then pokes his finger through them to break them up before he answers “Wasn’t me boss, you must have me mistaken for someone else” Bruce calmly replies as he pushes the cowboy back with the tip of his right index finger “We have it on tape Bruce, you interfered in the main event! Did you think we wouldn’t know it was you because you wore the Villaño mask?” Peters says, foolishly trying to use logic with Bruce “Villaño?” Bruce says mocking confusion. “But… but that was Akira under the mask, didn’t you watch Storm? Did you interrogate him about his whereabouts? After all he sounds like just the guy to Pearl Harbour someone” Bruce says with a snicker. “This isn’t a joke Bruce! You have to follow the rules damn it!” Peters says as he slams his fist on the table (it hurts like crazy but he can’t show it) “Hey I said it wasn’t me, get off me” Bruce replies, getting a little annoyed by now. “Oh really?” Joseph Peters says as he grabs a VCR remove and starts a tape. Oh my goodness!” cries Pete. “Johnny Dangerous comes in out of nowhere, and knocks Wildchild out with that vicious MI Slam!” Johnny pops back to his feet and makes a beckoning gesture towards someone in the crowd. As he exits the ring to the arena floor, the camera pans the crowd to see a large man in a mask lumbering through the fans. “It’s Villano 13!” exclaims King. “What’s he doing coming down to the ring?” “Will you be serious?” asks Pete. “You know perfectly well that that’s not Villano 13; that’s Bruce Blank in a mask! Everybody can see that!” “Are you sure?” asks King. “He looks an awful lot like a Galavision reject!” Johnny slides a table into the ring and sets it up as “Villano 13” is climbing over the barricade. Once he enters the ring, Johnny orders the “Villano” to soften him up some more, and “Villano” complies, stomping on WC’s right shoulder, then in a swift motion jumps forward a little and stomps on his right arm, then the right side of the chest, then the right thigh… “Is that enough proof for you?” demands Pete. “He’s doing the Trailer Park Tornado!” “That doesn’t prove anything,” replies King sarcastically. “For all we know, that could be Ronnie Garvin under that mask!” “Oh, please!” “Villano 13” completes the Trailer Park Tornado and then lifts WC up and places him on the table, as Johnny climbs up to the top turnbuckle… Peters turns the tape off and looks at Bruce “Wasn’t me” is all the Ultraviolent champion says with a deadpan expression “You even did the Trailerpark Tornado for Christ sake!!” Peters says exasperated with Bruce’s whole attitude towards this. “Loads of people do that one – did you check where Ronnie Garvin was last night? I betcha he was in town.” Bruce says and smiles “It was YOU! Just look at the build, the broad shoulders, the huge arms and neck… it was you!!” Peters says in an accusatory tone. Bruce just smiles at the hissy fit, then he looks like he just remembered something and snaps his fingers *snap* “Oh I know who it could be, yeah, yeah I know who’s under the mask.” Bruce says as he grinds his cigarette BUTT into the table. “It must have been my little brother” Joseph Peters was about to explode and hit someone… although not Bruce, he valued his life too much. “Your brother?” “Yup, my little brother Wayne” “Bruce… and Wayne??” Peters asks “Yup, momma was a big Batman fan, had all the collectors plates and all at her double wide. Only used them for Thanksgiving too, true story right there” Bruce says like he was chit chatting about the weather. “You’re claiming that it was your brother and not you?” “Yessum, see I was in Mobile on the night of Lockdown, had to take my gator to the vet.” “Gator… to the vet” Peters didn’t know if he should laugh or cry right now “The problem is that Wayne is… well he’s not so smart, he’s kinda a tard. And well bless him he just wanted to defend my honor and show you that you’re wrong – He shouldn’t a’done that and I apologize for it” Bruce says as he gets to his feet “I’m truly sorry for my dim-witted brother’s actions of Lockdown” Bruce says as he places his left hand over his heart. Peters knows he is screwed, he can’t prove it’s Bruce under the mask – the inbred hick probably does have a retarded little brother… with 12 toes… and 1 tooth. “Is that all” “Yeah, yeah you can go Bruce” Peters says as he sits back in his chair with a sigh. “Just curious boss, how is Wildchild? Any permanent injuries? Scars? Soft tissue trauma?” Bruce asks inquisitively. “He’s alright… well he will be alright… I think” Peters says absentmindedly Bruce turns around and walks out of the office and if Joseph Peters had paid more attention he would have heard that Bruce’s parting comment was “That’s a shame” -= Fade to Black. =- Edited December 2, 2005 by Bruce Blank Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 Love the promo. The interaction between Bruce and Peters so far has been incredible, really. I'm digging this entire little feud between the Commish and Blank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2005 I love the fact that Bruce speaks like a hick when he's being written by Bruce, but speaks like a well-read and intelligent individual when written by... well, I'm assuming Zed. Maybe one of them is Bruce's little brother? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2005 I co-wrote some of the segments with Ced so don't blame him completly And he turns on the southern hick charm up full when he thinks it works for him, he ain't got much of that there book learning but he's a highly skilled con-man (both in and out of the ring) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
