Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2005 (edited) Elsewhere in the arena, far far away from the ringside area... ...OK, so we're backstage. And we're backstage with the one and only Terry Taylor, supporting cast member extraordinaire, as he stands by with one of the most exciting and despised teams in the OAOAST, namely the Global Party Exchange. TAYLOR Scotty, Johnny, coming off November Reign and that incredible first ever Iron Tag match, you guys still find yourselves lacking the gold belts that you once wore proudly, before the attitude change that... Rudely, Static swipes the mic from Taylor. STATIC Listen up Rooster, I don't wanna hear you crowin' about how me and Johnny came up short. Consdering how many times YOUR career has been through the ringer, this mic holding gig is gonna make the Terry Taylor "Best Of" comp, if anyone is ever bored enough to make one. So just stand there and look pretty for the camera, while me and Johnny do the talking. JAX See, it's real simple, Taylor. You put four of the best wrestlers in the world today in the ring together, and you're guaranteed a classic. The thing is, Taylor, we're not gonna give you, or The Usual Suspects, or the world, what they want. Everyone's watching right now expecting to see the typical heel promo. The vow of vengeance, where we claim that the Suspects will rue the day they crossed the Global Party Exchange. Well, sorry fellas, but it's not gonna happen. See, you guys did beat us, and we can admit that, however while you've got those belts around your waist, the GPX walked away with something extremely valuable to them. We walked away with a moral victory. We've now proven that no matter what you throw at us, whether it's a two out of three falls match, an Iron Tag, whatever, that we can hang. Those two matches may have not allowed us to recapture the gold we desire, but it helped us further prove our point...that The Upstarts are on the same level as the Originals that think they're so much better than us. STATIC You see, Terry, everyone thinks The Upstarts were based on faulty claims. Everyone thinks that we're just a band of egos that have molded ourselves into one giant ball of professional jealousy. The thing about the Upstarts is that we're not a label, we're a stable...a cohesive unit bent on one thing, to prove that the time of Zack Malibu, Dan Black, Tony Brannigan, and the rest of the OAOAST Originals has come and gone. Those guys, they're passe. Yesterday's news. We are today's trend, and to steal a quote from old Malibu himself, we are what's "in". We are allowing people like Jamie O'Hara the chance to hit a home run in their rookie season, rather than toil in obscurity, mired in the midcard or below. We are leaving the window open for all the new talent, and all those who see the light to join the movement. Hanging in their with The Usual Suspects helped us prove what was stated when we first bonded together...that you cannot resist our existence! As for the World Tag Team Titles, they'll... "Excuse me, Terry, but may we have a word." TAYLOR Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Why do you hate me, Jesus? Taylor and the GPX turn, as does the cameraman, to see Alix and Krista, that other famous team with three initials, standing several feet away. JAX Well look what we have here, The Bitch and The Butch. STATIC Hehe, good one Johnny J. ALIX Sigh...boys. People at home, make sure ya got your TIVO's ready because I'm about to say something really smart! You know, we haven't been back all that long, but we can't help but notice this whole war you've started. The whole Originals/Upstarts thing, ya know it just...I dunno. It's kinda um, dumb. And when you hang around Krista all the time you know a thing or two about dumb people. Million dollar body. Fifty cent brain. Anywho, I mean, isn't what you guys want to do to the Originals the same thing you're blaming them for doing? Static and Jax don't say a word, while Alix folds her arms and offers a smirk, as if she's got it all figured out. Terry Taylor cowers in fear. STATIC No, no no...let me tell you something...you two girls, the only reason you're in this tag division, in this COMPANY, is because of your whole equal opportunity belief system. The same system that we believe in. We want an equal opportunity, the chance that we haven't gotten because of people like Zack, and Tony, and... KRISTA Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I've heard enough. Please, you're like two schoolkids desperate for attention, so you jump up onto the lunch table doing something stupid and being all "look at me, look at me!" People in this company have to earn their stardom. Alix and I did it...after all, we are former World Tag Team Champions. Alix, ever the perky one, nods her head "yes" and gets in the GPX's faces. ALIX Yeah we were, yeah we were, yeah we were! KRISTA Annnnnnnnnnnd I seem to recall us defeating one of those promising tag teams, what was there name, ooooh yes, why, it was you two! Alix, in need of a valium at this point, gets in their faces again. ALIX Yeah we did, yeah we did, yeah we did! Getting angered, Static piefaces Alix and sends her to the ground, causing Krista to come forward and bitchslap the taste out of his mouth. KRISTA You wanna put your hands on us boys, we just might be down for that. JAX Yo Scotty, I thought you said that... STATIC She's challenging us to a MATCH, dude. JAX Oh. Alix recovers and charges, but Krista turns around and holds her back, leaving little Alix to kick and scream in her arms. ALIX You wanna touch me, honey bunches of oats?! You boys better keep December 18th open, because that night you're gonna Climax...WITH US! JAX We're still talking about a match, right? ALIX Yeah. JAX Damn. STATIC Sounds good to me, sweetheart. Remind me to let you borrow my scuba gear in case you two want to go diving before the match! JOHNNY Sanp-crackle-pop! At this point Krista lets go of Alix and the COD charges, but the GPX backs off laughing when security comes to split things up. As both teams are led off camera, Terry Taylor stares at the camera in disbelief as the scene fades, while the crowd in the arena and the viewers at home soak in all the innuendo that was thrown at them during the break. Edited December 9, 2005 by Patty O'Green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2005 Obviously it's not done. Once it is, Pattycakes you can edit anything you'd like. PK, look for it to be done sometime during The OC if I don't finish it here from work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
