TNABaddboi 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 I didn't see one of these and the show's in a couple of hours, so I figured I'd start it. Here's the official preview: THIS SATURDAY NIGHT ON “iMPACT!” ON SPIKETV TNA returns at 11PM ET with the road to “Final Resolution” This Saturday night, TNA Wrestling returns to SpikeTV at 11PM ET with the road to the January “Final Resolution” Pay-Per-View! IS THE MAN IN BLACK COMING TO TNA? At “Turning Point”, the world saw Sting send a message to TNA Wrestling. The question is – when will the Man In Black make his intentions known? Obviously, Jeff Jarrett wasn’t very pleased with the cryptic message. Is TNA management playing mind games with the NWA World Heavyweight Champion? Will Sting send another message to the fans? Tune in this Saturday night on SpikeTV at 11PM ET to find out more! TEAM 3D vs. THE DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH Fresh off their win at “Turning Point”, Team 3D will return to action this Saturday night on “iMPACT!” against The Diamonds In The Rough. With the NWA World Tag Team Championship in their sights, will Brother Ray and Brother Devon continue their winning ways? Will America’s Most Wanted be watching? Tune in and find out! “THE SAMOAN SUBMISSION MACHINE” vs. JAY LETHAL New TNA X Division Champion “The Samoan Submission Machine” Samoa Joe will be in action this Saturday night on “iMPACT!” taking on independent star and TNA newcomer Jay Lethal. Will “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels be waiting for his chance at revenge against Joe? Tune in and find out! X DIVISION ACTION – MATT BENTLEY vs. ALEX SHELLEY The stars of TNA’s high-flying X Division will be in action this Saturday night as Matt Bentley faces off against Alex Shelley. With a new TNA X Division Champion, both Bentley and Shelley will be looking to climb the ladder of contention to get a shot. Also this Saturday night on “iMPACT!” – “The Man Beast” Rhino in action – plus appearances by your favorite TNA stars such as “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles, Jeff Jarrett, Christian Cage, America’s Most Wanted, Raven, Abyss, Gail Kim and many more! JOIN US THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AS THE ROAD TO TNA’S “FINAL RESOLUTION” CONTINUES! credit: TNAWrestling.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astro101 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 (edited) Hope it's a good one. This is probably the first iMPACT! I've seen first run on Saturday nights. I've always caught the replay or had to download them in the past. Go vacation time! Damn, Joe with a staredown to Jarrett. I so want Joe to beat him and take his belt. Edited December 18, 2005 by Astro101 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 And we start with Jarrett whining. Good call guys. Joe's gonna kill you! Hehe I still want Joe to pound JJ into goo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 I liked that staredown between Jarrett and Joe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Jarrett's going to set a record for the number of people he can feud with at one time. Sting, Christian, Jackie Gayda, and apparently (coming soon), Samoa Joe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Jarrett's going to set a record for the number of people he can feud with at one time. Sting, Christian, Jackie Gayda, and apparently (coming soon), Samoa Joe. You forgot TNA management and Mike Tenay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Douglas looks like a newborn seeing his first Christmas tree during this interview. And is Konnan wearing the old PJ theme Rockets hat there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Alex Shelley vs. Matt Bentley. Which is the face? I guess it's Bentley. Although that's just because he's got Tracey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerousDamon 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 The Bentley Bounce is one of the gheyest things I've ever seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Sign in crowd: "ITS PEANUT BUTTER SHELLY TIME!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astro101 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 (edited) I was wondering about the Rockets hat myself...I'm a Rockets fan, but you gotta sport the red and yellow if you're going for old school. Bentley has been the face for some time now for no reason a few months ago. And PEANUT BUTTER SHELLY TIME = GOLD! EDIT: Wasn't Shane Douglas wearing a yellow shirt earlier? Yay for Monday pre tapes! Edited December 18, 2005 by Astro101 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 (edited) I was wondering about the Rockets hat myself...I'm a Rockets fan, but you gotta sport the red and yellow if you're going for old school. Yeah, "old school" Rockets is the mustard and ketchup unis they wear as the throwbacks. And Shannon Moore has gone from "Red Rooster" punk to "emo pseudo-goth" punk. Jeff Jarrett has WAYYYY too many things going on right now. I'm surprised he can keep all his feuds straight. "I swear, I never cheated on you with Sting!.... I mean Jackie!" And if Shelley ever came out in a banana costume doing a weird dance I'd be his fan forever. "Peanut Butter Shelley Time" indeed. Edited December 18, 2005 by Conspiracy_Victim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 I'm out of the loop on this, but...Any chance of this Jackie Gayda angle leading to Charlie Haas coming in? Otherwise this angle is worthless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 NIIIIIIIIIICE scars there Abyss. And why would he be entitled to a title shot? He's done nothing but lose his big matches for what, 3 or 4 months now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Abyss's height is measured in porn star inches, BTW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astro101 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 He's also won like, 2 title shots that he never received. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Abyss's height is measured in porn star inches, BTW. AHHH!!!! Please never put the words "Abyss" and "porn" in the same sentence. There isn't enough therapy in the world for those images. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Off topic: Bloodrayne looks like it was made for cable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Rhino's improved on the mic, but I miss the "*Grunt* *snort* Tear your fucking head off and shit down your neck!!" "I'll fuck you up!!" days. That guy's hat made Rhino look like he was wearing Bullwinkle antlers during parts of his promo. And "BloodRayne"s commercials look like they were made by a fansite, only without the production values. GodDAMN do they look bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 The Bentley Bounce is one of the gheyest things I've ever seen. Add Sonjay's "Sprinkler" to that list. Jay Lethal has a kind of unique look I guess. But he has too much of a baby face to play the stereotypical black man gangsta. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astro101 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Adding to the BloodRayne stuff...yea, I thought that was a syndicated fantasy show on tv. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Well, at least it looks like they're FINALLY going to end this Raven/Zybyzsko thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Dave Hebner IS Danny Davis/Nick Patrick 2k5-6! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Dave Hebner IS Danny Davis/Nick Patrick 2k5-6! Is that Dave Hebner or Earl Hebner? I think it's Dave, just making sure though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 The TNA video game will obviously only have two modes: -play as Jarrett. -feud with Jarrett. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Dave Hebner IS Danny Davis/Nick Patrick 2k5-6! Is that Dave Hebner or Earl Hebner? I think it's Dave, just making sure though. I'm pretty sure the spoiler I saw on it said it was Dave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Wasn't Shane Douglas wearing a yellow shirt earlier? Yay for Monday pre tapes! I'm sure there's a way to turn this into a drinking game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheesalaIsGood 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 I gotta give it to TNA it's an energetic show. Still considering the kind of wrestlers they have working for them they should be getting more time to work their matches. Their roster is tailored to it. The PPVs are fine and doing well, but this hour format is killing them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 The TNA video game will obviously only have two modes: -play as Jarrett. -feud with Jarrett. I'd buy a game SYSTEM for that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2005 Well there you have it, The Rock has officially been on TNA Impact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
