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David Blazenwing

Looking for a Family Guy quote

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Can someone get me a quote of the entire "Diane" talk show conversation where the woman finds out her boyfriend is a woman, then a horse, then a broom? I need the whole segment... a clip would work too. SOMEONE'S gotta have it!

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Diane Simmons Erica, it's time for Mario's little confession.

Mario Erica, you know I love you. But I gotta come clean.

Mario I'm not really a man.

Mario I'm a woman.

Audience [Cheering]

Erica My God! You're a woman?

Mario Actually, I'm not really a woman.

Mario I'm a horse!

Audience [Cheering]

Erica My God! You're a horse?

Mario Actually, I'm not really a horse.

Mario I'm a broom.

Audience [Cheering]

Diane Simmons DIANE: Okay. So how do you feel?

Erica To be honest with you, Diane, I'm surprised.

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