KLOWN

[razazteca]

5. Let’s do rate a Make-Up 1-10. ONE being a plain-faced joke and TEN being a Van Gogh!

 

The Original KISS:

 

MAESTRO (Paul): = 10 (except for Peter Criss on the debut album cover) …that gets a 27.

PYRO (Gene): The quintessential make up job.

ASTRO (Ace): (Way not to rank ‘em Pryo…) 9, slid down a bit only because of the last few years.

CRISSCO (Peter): 9…not quite as good as Klown…well by far.

 

Insane Klown Posse:

 

MAESTRO (Paul): = Ronald McDonald is more hard-core. He's been keeping it real since back in the day. ICP are a bunch of bozos-come-lately and have no flow. Vanilla Ice and Snow could bitch slap them in a freestyle battle royal. Juggalo these nuts.

PYRO (Gene): Forget hip-hop and wrestling, their movie was a classic.

ASTRO (Ace): 5 I used to date a girl who loved to screw while listening to their music…I just remember wishing she would shut that shit off!! I gotta admit, although

I really could care less about their music, the gimmick is a damn original idea.

CRISSCO (Peter): 5 For stealing our makeup idea and getting away with it.

 

The Ultimate Warrior:

 

MAESTRO (Paul): = minus 27. How about some real painted wrestlers like The Great Kabuki, Muta, Mr. Pogo, or the friggin' Road Warriors?

PYRO (Gene): Road Warrior wannabe.

ASTRO (Ace): 0 I am not a wrestling nerd like Maestro and Pyro… heard of him, but never seen him.

CRISSCO (Peter): Well I can’t even give him a zero, not so ultimate after all… steroid freak!

7. Who’s hair looks more realistik, Gene & Paul’s, or the band KLOWN?

 

MAESTRO (Paul): Our fros rock. Gene looks like a wet rat died on his head. Paul Stanley looks like a cross between Ronald McDonald and an old Jewish lady. Plastic Surgery Disaster indeed. Damn, that's two Ronald McDonald and 2 Dead Kennedy's references in one interview. How cool is that?

 

KLOWN

[pochorenella]

Well, they do look different than most KISS tribute bands, but I wonder how they sound. That's the true test.

[dubq]

LMAO

Edited December 20, 2005 by vivisectvi

[Guest Samantha]

I'm frightened... clown's scare me.

 

The picture of them as Teletubbies made me laugh though.

[Guest Samantha]

Sorry for double posting.

[Carnival]

PYRO (Gene): Forget hip-hop and wrestling, their movie was a classic.

 

Damn right.

 

I don't know about J's freestyling, but Shaggy 2 Dope would lose a freestyle battle against Czech......if that tells ya anything.

[razazteca]

Well, they do look different than most KISS tribute bands, but I wonder how they sound. That's the true test.

clips from KISS conventions.