razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2005 5. Let’s do rate a Make-Up 1-10. ONE being a plain-faced joke and TEN being a Van Gogh! The Original KISS: MAESTRO (Paul): = 10 (except for Peter Criss on the debut album cover) …that gets a 27. PYRO (Gene): The quintessential make up job. ASTRO (Ace): (Way not to rank ‘em Pryo…) 9, slid down a bit only because of the last few years. CRISSCO (Peter): 9…not quite as good as Klown…well by far. Insane Klown Posse: MAESTRO (Paul): = Ronald McDonald is more hard-core. He's been keeping it real since back in the day. ICP are a bunch of bozos-come-lately and have no flow. Vanilla Ice and Snow could bitch slap them in a freestyle battle royal. Juggalo these nuts. PYRO (Gene): Forget hip-hop and wrestling, their movie was a classic. ASTRO (Ace): 5 I used to date a girl who loved to screw while listening to their music…I just remember wishing she would shut that shit off!! I gotta admit, although I really could care less about their music, the gimmick is a damn original idea. CRISSCO (Peter): 5 For stealing our makeup idea and getting away with it. The Ultimate Warrior: MAESTRO (Paul): = minus 27. How about some real painted wrestlers like The Great Kabuki, Muta, Mr. Pogo, or the friggin' Road Warriors? PYRO (Gene): Road Warrior wannabe. ASTRO (Ace): 0 I am not a wrestling nerd like Maestro and Pyro… heard of him, but never seen him. CRISSCO (Peter): Well I can’t even give him a zero, not so ultimate after all… steroid freak! 7. Who’s hair looks more realistik, Gene & Paul’s, or the band KLOWN? MAESTRO (Paul): Our fros rock. Gene looks like a wet rat died on his head. Paul Stanley looks like a cross between Ronald McDonald and an old Jewish lady. Plastic Surgery Disaster indeed. Damn, that's two Ronald McDonald and 2 Dead Kennedy's references in one interview. How cool is that? KLOWN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pochorenella 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 Well, they do look different than most KISS tribute bands, but I wonder how they sound. That's the true test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 (edited) LMAO Edited December 20, 2005 by vivisectvi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Samantha Report post Posted December 21, 2005 I'm frightened... clown's scare me. The picture of them as Teletubbies made me laugh though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Samantha Report post Posted December 21, 2005 Sorry for double posting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2005 PYRO (Gene): Forget hip-hop and wrestling, their movie was a classic. Damn right. I don't know about J's freestyling, but Shaggy 2 Dope would lose a freestyle battle against Czech......if that tells ya anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2005 Well, they do look different than most KISS tribute bands, but I wonder how they sound. That's the true test. clips from KISS conventions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
